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Offlinefeifen
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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #12183548 - 03/11/10 02:10 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
Lol I gotta say no chance in hell this happened...




Supreme Slammage has been trolling this place since he first got here....

You people should read some of his posts... they are absolutely retarded

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: feifen]
    #12183590 - 03/11/10 02:16 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: Supreme Slammage]
    #12183597 - 03/11/10 02:17 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)



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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: Supreme Slammage]
    #12183662 - 03/11/10 02:26 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

You are just the worst type of troll slammage.

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: Floating_In_Space]
    #12184554 - 03/11/10 04:24 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

I'd be more apt to believe his crazy little story if he didn't act like such a nutcase since he's been on here.

Cute story though, but you aren't fooling anyone into actually believe it.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #12184662 - 03/11/10 04:41 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

I just don't understand why someone would go out of their way to write such an elaborate story that is a clear lie.

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #12184706 - 03/11/10 04:49 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Attention.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #12184871 - 03/11/10 05:18 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

i bet they took ur semen to make new babys or something... what if there populating another earth.. i wouldnt mind fucking an alien and then they can tell me all there secrets... come get my semen

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: wocka]
    #12184893 - 03/11/10 05:21 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)



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"Well Right after the 4th hit he was so far gone he puked all over him self. He had no clue that he threw up on him self and was finger painting in it on his stomach."
- Mudnpool

NZ Psilocybe Hitlist:
Subaeruginosa-Weraroa-Semilanceata
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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: Littleman]
    #12185425 - 03/11/10 06:32 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Hold on, so the aliens slapped you on the ass when they were shocking you rectum?

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: Littleman]
    #12185618 - 03/11/10 07:05 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

lol

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: Konyap]
    #12185632 - 03/11/10 07:08 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

TROLL

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #12185674 - 03/11/10 07:16 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

WakeboardrB said:
Attention.



So you think that getting attention in a thread on a forum makes this guy feel good about himself?

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: truekimbo2]
    #12185702 - 03/11/10 07:21 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

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truekimbo2 said:
pretty skeptical of OP.

that being said.  the strong magnet feelings and the blacking out, the feeling all fucked up.

sounds more like an OBE/lucid dream than a physical experience.




Sounded almost exactly like a salvia trip, to me. Especially the "magnetic" feelings!

To the OP: If that was me...I would think I was going nuts or something before I would think some aliens had actually abducted me. I have had experiences with salvia where I felt completely sober, and still had really messed up things happening. As if reality had just taken a few doses, but I was stone sober. After having been through that, on more than one occasion, I seriously doubt this thing we call "existence" on a daily basis. The only reason I believe this, right now, to be "real" is that nothing seriously fucked up is happening. If it ever does, I'll think I'm back there, almost a decade ago, tripping another hit of that goddess.


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #12185734 - 03/11/10 07:25 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

pwnasaurus said:
Quote:

WakeboardrB said:
Attention.



So you think that getting attention in a thread on a forum makes this guy feel good about himself?




Online attention isn't as good as real life, but it's pretty darn close.


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #12186301 - 03/11/10 08:45 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

When I got abducted they removed my anus and replaced it with a hand.  Then they stripped off all my clothes covered me in barbecue sauce,
slapped me around a bit and released me in the desert.


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"What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
"He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
"And why did that upset you?"
"My name is Susan."

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: cryptic_pickle]
    #12186510 - 03/11/10 09:18 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

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cryptic_pickle said:
When I got abducted they removed my anus and replaced it with a hand.  Then they stripped off all my clothes covered me in barbecue sauce,
slapped me around a bit and released me in the desert.




This.

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: Slavaslave]
    #12186837 - 03/11/10 10:13 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Slavaslave said:
Quote:

collinZzZz said:
OP!

Did you know there is a forum here where trolling is expected and incouraged.

GO THERE!

OTD, it's your destiny!




its so easy to flame and not believe until it happens to you...

OP could be lieing, so what? what is your point of posting here then, if you think he isnt being truthful then just ignore the thread, why do you feel the need to point out that he is/isnt lieing?

if you have nothing intellectual to add, just leave...



Thanks you man.  You are one of the more clearhead and intelligent people on this board.


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Solar Layering METHOD!!!
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: Supreme Slammage]
    #12187363 - 03/11/10 11:35 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

Supreme Slammage said:
Quote:

Slavaslave said:
Quote:

collinZzZz said:
OP!

Did you know there is a forum here where trolling is expected and incouraged.

GO THERE!

OTD, it's your destiny!




its so easy to flame and not believe until it happens to you...

OP could be lieing, so what? what is your point of posting here then, if you think he isnt being truthful then just ignore the thread, why do you feel the need to point out that he is/isnt lieing?

if you have nothing intellectual to add, just leave...



Thanks you man.  You are one of the more clearhead and intelligent people on this board.




I was walking home from bingo one night, when suddenly there was this bright light in the sky.  Next think I know my pants are around my
ankles and an alien has his hand up my rectum and is fiddling about with my insides.  I screamed out
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
“We’ve answered all the questions that need to be solved in the universe, and are capable of anything.  Now we’re just messing with lower life forms.”
To which I replied,
“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!??”
“Like I said we are messing with you, no-one will believe your stories and it will amuse us when you try and explain yourself to your fellow
humans.”
Then they got me really drunk  waited till I passed out and drew cocks all over my face and sent the pictures to my friends, and dumped my
flaccid body back where they picked me up.


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"What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
"He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
"And why did that upset you?"
"My name is Susan."

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Re: Abducted By ALiens. What should I do? Plz help. [Re: cryptic_pickle]
    #12187423 - 03/11/10 11:50 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

cryptic_pickle said:
Quote:

Supreme Slammage said:
Quote:

Slavaslave said:
Quote:

collinZzZz said:
OP!

Did you know there is a forum here where trolling is expected and incouraged.

GO THERE!

OTD, it's your destiny!




its so easy to flame and not believe until it happens to you...

OP could be lieing, so what? what is your point of posting here then, if you think he isnt being truthful then just ignore the thread, why do you feel the need to point out that he is/isnt lieing?

if you have nothing intellectual to add, just leave...



Thanks you man.  You are one of the more clearhead and intelligent people on this board.




I was walking home from bingo one night, when suddenly there was this bright light in the sky.  Next think I know my pants are around my
ankles and an alien has his hand up my rectum and is fiddling about with my insides.  I screamed out
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
“We’ve answered all the questions that need to be solved in the universe, and are capable of anything.  Now we’re just messing with lower life forms.”
To which I replied,
“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!??”
“Like I said we are messing with you, no-one will believe your stories and it will amuse us when you try and explain yourself to your fellow
humans.”
Then they got me really drunk  waited till I passed out and drew cocks all over my face and sent the pictures to my friends, and dumped my
flaccid body back where they picked me up.




Come on man not funny!


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TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

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