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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: Poid]
    #12178455 - 03/10/10 03:56 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

i don't smoke pot, and i probably never will again.  therefore, i will play devil's advocate here just because.

bear in mind that, honestly, i don't care if it's legal or illegal or good or bad or watever.  but, if it were legal, i still wouldn't smoke.  here's why...

- when i smoked, that's all i did.  i didn't try to get laid or think about my future or anything, or really spend any time working too much at anything.  all i wanted to do was pack another bowl.  the only thing that PREVENTED me from just continuously packing bowls was money.
- also when i smoked, i had a great fun time masturbating whenever i wanted, but i had terrible stage fright.  i can remember making out with girls, REALLY HOT girls, and not getting an erection.  now that i am clean, i pop boners ALL THE TIME like it's nobody's business.  this could just be me, but anyway...
- when i quit, and i realized i was so far behind in the girl scene, i realized i was FAR from being impressive.  i had to work EXTRA hard to get back on my feet where i had nice clothes, good grades, a good career path, etc.
- my parents smoked, and while they were really nice, they didn't have any good advice for me in my life.  they never taught me much, and they still don't have very good advice.  when i call home to ask for advice, i realize that even at 25 years old, i have gone farther and done more with my life than my parents have at 50+ years old. either that, or they don't remember anything.
- if i were to ever have kids, i'd want them to be attractive and smart, bilingual, and i'd want to give them a good allowance and make sure they always had good money.  basically, i'd want to get them ready for getting laid by snobby hot chicks.  if i was smoking, i might not care to keep pushing for a higher paying job to make more money to give to my kids, and i may never become fluent in another language so i could practice with my kids at home, and i might not have any good advice or foresight for guiding my kids in their career field or in relationships...  AND MOST CONTROVERSIALLY, i might not marry a girl that is really getting me hot, and who i am jackin' for even when she's not around.  i might just marry someone who is also smoking...  so, i wouldn't be improving the human race.  i'd just be adding to the growing population problem.  also, my relationship would be based on smoking...  and if either one of us quit, it would totally strain the family dynamic.  unfair to me, her, and the kids.

so...  i am not trying to disuade anyone from smoke.  have fun, smoke all you want.  but personally, i have some goals that smoking pot would DEFINITELY inhibit.  no offense to anyone, but i think marijuana is addictive.  at least i got addicted to it for awhile.


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: stimpson]
    #12178650 - 03/10/10 04:37 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Man remember when everyone was all "decriminalization not legalization"? Good times


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: MayorMcCheese]
    #12178783 - 03/10/10 05:01 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I :thumbup: you


I think those who can, should as well.


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Getting sentimental as fuck spillin' guts to you
We just met
But I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too
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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: Mushie_Man]
    #12178799 - 03/10/10 05:05 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Weed is good. :lsd:


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: MayorMcCheese]
    #12178839 - 03/10/10 05:15 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Stimpson. Seriously?

What's this nonsense about "strain the family dynamic" if one of the two quits smoking? You KNOW that one just fell out of your ass.  :cuteshit:
I know of many successful parents from when I was in High School that smoke. And to be honest, it was rarely that BOTH parents smoked.

"if i were to ever have kids, i'd want them to be attractive and smart, bilingual, and i'd want to give them a good allowance and make sure they always had good money.  basically, i'd want to get them ready for getting laid by snobby hot chicks."
Adding to the population problem I see.
I'd rather my son marry some overweight buck toothed Ayahausca cooking women who would undoubtedly give BETTER growing advice than some "snobby hot chick."

The only thing that kept you from just packing bowls all day long is that you couldn't afford it? Wow. "Please Drink Responsibly."

Your thinking is so childish and ass-backwards. It's like you came out of an MTV-people-machine.

You were surrounded by lazy, stupid, shitty people, who smoke marijuana. Blame the marijuana. Then talk about how you are going to improve the gene pool by graciously breeding with the some Barbie who knows nothing about life, spirituality, or anything of important, of which there is a lot. Oh, I bet she'd give great douche lessons, teach your girl to do her nails and hair, screw over well meaning guys, and generally be a social climber of the type that has fucked up Western Culture so badly...

This is the problem. People think having money, the girl with big tits and a tight ass, the car, the house, and children who know nothing but how to get the same, IS GOOD.

THE FUCK?!


It's time to get back to our roots...bloody roots! :bongload:


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: arg6]
    #12178905 - 03/10/10 05:28 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Hahaha. That must be the meaning of life right? To fuck "hot snobby girls"? Damn.

"Hey son, you fuck any hot snobby girls?"

"No, dad. Just been loading bowls all day."

"Well, that's no way to fuck hot snobby girls! How are we supposed to fix the human population problem? We can only evolve as a species by impregnating hot snobby girls. Don't they teach you anything in school? Oh yeah, and have some allowance because everyone knows money is the most important thing in the world besides fucking hot snobby girls."


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: stimpson]
    #12179015 - 03/10/10 05:53 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

stimpson said:






Yeah, I mean, I totally agree with that.


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OfflineWasteland
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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: bardleyrichard]
    #12179046 - 03/10/10 06:00 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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bardleyrichard said:
Quote:

stimpson said:






Yeah, I mean, I totally agree with that.



WHY THE FUCK CAN'T AMERICAN COMMERCIALS BE LIKE THAT!?

Seriously though, people talk shit, but yahoo answers actually cured a medical problem I had.

I just posted about some knee pains I have had since my patella was relocated (amateur procedure), and a fitness instructor told me about quad sets to reduce the pain. A couple minutes a day and no more pain.


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People are always promising the apocalypse. They never deliver. :frown:


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: Wasteland]
    #12179063 - 03/10/10 06:04 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

There's always an exception to the rule. :wink:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
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It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: Poid]
    #12179082 - 03/10/10 06:07 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Exception, no.

It's just like downloading files with peer-to-peer. Look closely, don't jump for the first result, and you'll get the golden nuggets buried in 500 pounds of manure.


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People are always promising the apocalypse. They never deliver. :frown:


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: Wasteland]
    #12179092 - 03/10/10 06:09 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, that's true. :glittershitz:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: Poid]
    #12179212 - 03/10/10 06:32 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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bardleyrichard said:

Yahoo answers is pretty much the internet's toilet for intelligence, anything reasonable on there will be :thumbdown:'d





Quote:

Poid said:
I have seen much ignorant posting that goes on in Yahoo Answers.

Me too.




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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: fatal_eclipse]
    #12179785 - 03/10/10 07:56 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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fatal_eclipse said:
Hahaha. That must be the meaning of life right? To fuck "hot snobby girls"? Damn.

"Hey son, you fuck any hot snobby girls?"

"No, dad. Just been loading bowls all day."

"Well, that's no way to fuck hot snobby girls! How are we supposed to fix the human population problem? We can only evolve as a species by impregnating hot snobby girls. Don't they teach you anything in school? Oh yeah, and have some allowance because everyone knows money is the most important thing in the world besides fucking hot snobby girls."




:rofl2:

I can't go on Yahoo Answers anymore.
I just feel bad about everything after wards.
Seriously, it gives me such a negative view of the current state of the world.


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: fatal_eclipse]
    #12179903 - 03/10/10 08:16 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Good for you. I would love to do this all the time, but I would hate to know that it didn't affect them at all. :frown:


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Re: Yahoo! Answers and Pot. [Re: mirrors]
    #12180445 - 03/10/10 10:02 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Funny stuff. I just found a very similar post with much ridiculousness in the OP's link.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/11258254

This girl thinks she has a fever from smoking weed? Look at all the people who tell her that weed will harm her body or kill her.

I can't believe how fucking nonsensical people can be. Sober people nonetheless. Fuuuuckkk.  :stars:


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