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Anonymous #1

listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal
    #12073396 - 02/21/10 07:44 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I want to get really high and drunk and go to my old high school. I graduated there like fuckin 3 years ago or somet shit.

Im pretty drunk right now but its my plan so hear me out.

Man I remember being high as fuck in that shcool and eating their chicken for lunch. Man that chicken was so good. Im gonna go back to that bitch and eat some fucking chicken. in there.

IM like 20 hyears old though.

Do you thnk they will sell me some chicken from the school? What are they gonna do if they catch me? Give me detention? Fuck those niggers I dont even go there.

I can't really see my plan failing.


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Anonymous #2

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073430 - 02/21/10 07:50 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Go get a visitors pass from the main office and ask if you're allowed to try a lunch there.


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073482 - 02/21/10 07:55 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I'm not allowed to visit. I'm not even allowed in the school anymore actually.

You really think the lunch ladies will be like "you cant have this lunch you're 20."

They have open capmus those fuckers won't know.


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073489 - 02/21/10 07:56 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Mauybe if I wore a janitor costume or somet shit like that.


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Anonymous #3

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073509 - 02/21/10 07:59 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I graduated there like fuckin 3 years ago or somet shit.





just barely graduated it seems. 

math wasn't a strong subject for you eh?



it's a bad drunk plan.


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073520 - 02/21/10 08:00 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Dudue I gotta get that chicken.

You think I can pay some kid to get it for me?

My friends sister is in school. Maytbe that bitch can go get me some chicken.


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Anonymous #4

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073522 - 02/21/10 08:00 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Mauybe if I wore a janitor costume or somet shit like that.




I'm pretty sure that will work.


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #12073543 - 02/21/10 08:05 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Mauybe if I wore a janitor costume or somet shit like that.




I'm pretty sure that will work.




i GOTA FIND A JANOITOR COSTUME. FUCK IM ALL IN CAPS@!


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Anonymous #4

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073551 - 02/21/10 08:06 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

No wait, just get your friend's sister to do it.


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #12073585 - 02/21/10 08:10 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
No wait, just get your friend's sister to do it.




Ive already gone too far man.


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Anonymous #3

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073591 - 02/21/10 08:11 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Dudue I gotta get that chicken.






go buy a chicken then, nigger.:chillin:


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Anonymous #5

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #12073604 - 02/21/10 08:13 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

this is the best drunk plan ever. please go do it!


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Anonymous #3

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073611 - 02/21/10 08:14 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
No wait, just get your friend's sister to do it.




Ive already gone too far man.





you should stop now then, while you're behind so much.  'cause you ain't getting ahead with drunk plans like that.


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073633 - 02/21/10 08:18 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

How the fuck do you figure that?

Im gonbna be getting some pizza and chicken and in a shcool full of 15 year old underage super horny bitches and I'll be wasted.

How can this go wrong?


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Anonymous #4

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12073649 - 02/21/10 08:20 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
No wait, just get your friend's sister to do it.




Ive already gone too far man.




Actually, just dress up as the janitor.


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Anonymous #6

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #12073691 - 02/21/10 08:27 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
No wait, just get your friend's sister to do it.



No wait, just do your friends sister....better drunk plan


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Anonymous #5

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #12073875 - 02/21/10 08:55 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

yea dude on second thought youre just kind of an idiot.


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Anonymous #4

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #12073888 - 02/21/10 08:57 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Actually only idiots have to think twice to get one thought.


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Anonymous #7

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #12073890 - 02/21/10 08:57 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

fuck them fuck them fuck them.
i9 got kicked out of high school when I was 16 and fuck them


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #12075565 - 02/22/10 06:40 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
No wait, just get your friend's sister to do it.



No wait, just do your friends sister....better drunk plan




Shes a super fucking whore. I could prolly make her go buy me chicken and have the payment be my cock.

Then I get chicken and sex.

Hot damn!


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Anonymous #8

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12075932 - 02/22/10 09:12 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

just walk in with a backpack and act like a student, dipshit

just say you look old for your age or something

tell them you're 17


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Anonymous #9

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12075943 - 02/22/10 09:16 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I want to get really high and drunk and go to my old high school. I graduated there like fuckin 3 years ago or somet shit.

Im pretty drunk right now but its my plan so hear me out.

Man I remember being high as fuck in that shcool and eating their chicken for lunch. Man that chicken was so good. Im gonna go back to that bitch and eat some fucking chicken. in there.

IM like 20 hyears old though.

Do you thnk they will sell me some chicken from the school? What are they gonna do if they catch me? Give me detention? Fuck those niggers I dont even go there.

I can't really see my plan failing.





shut

up

triptonic


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Anonymous #10

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12075986 - 02/22/10 09:27 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:

You really think the lunch ladies will be like "you cant have this lunch you're 20."

.




:lol:


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #12076025 - 02/22/10 09:36 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
just walk in with a backpack and act like a student, dipshit

just say you look old for your age or something

tell them you're 17




Ooh yeah. Good call.

I don't think they let the janitor order lunch anyway.

I'll just shave clean before I go.


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Anonymous #9

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12076044 - 02/22/10 09:43 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

you should find some kid

tell him to hide his chicken in his napsack

bring it out to you at lunch while its still hot

give him a buck

or a joint

whatever


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Anonymous #11

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #12076119 - 02/22/10 10:02 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Actually only idiots have to think twice to get one thought.



:ilold:


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Anonymous #12

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #12079670 - 02/22/10 07:52 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

churches chicken is the nigger joint, fuck high school


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Anonymous #13

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #12079865 - 02/22/10 08:18 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
churches chicken is the nigger joint, fuck high school



:popcorn:


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #12081897 - 02/23/10 07:06 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

So, I had my friends sister get me some chicken yesterday. Some of her underage v& friends got into my car with her, and asked me to buy them some liquor.

I told them if they keep the chicken coming, I'll get them some liquor...but they can only drink it at my house with me this weekend.

Holy fuck you guys. This is the best thing to ever happen to me. I'm getting free chicken and I'm gonna have 4 really horny drunken 17 year olds in my house this weekend. :vaped:


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Anonymous #9

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12081915 - 02/23/10 07:15 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

you are the black, no?


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #12082042 - 02/23/10 08:21 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
you are the black, no?




Actually, no.

I only know 2 black people, and I'm blacker than both of them. I live in an area without any minorities.


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Anonymous #9

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12082096 - 02/23/10 08:41 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

anyway

get pics

of the chicken

and the girls


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Anonymous #14

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #12082123 - 02/23/10 08:52 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I want to get really high and drunk and go to my old high school. I graduated there like fuckin 3 years ago or somet shit.

Im pretty drunk right now but its my plan so hear me out.

Man I remember being high as fuck in that shcool and eating their chicken for lunch. Man that chicken was so good. Im gonna go back to that bitch and eat some fucking chicken. in there.

IM like 20 hyears old though.

Do you thnk they will sell me some chicken from the school? What are they gonna do if they catch me? Give me detention? Fuck those niggers I dont even go there.

I can't really see my plan failing.





shut

up

triptonic




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Anonymous #15

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12082146 - 02/23/10 08:59 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:

I told them if they keep the chicken coming, I'll get them some liquor...but they can only drink it at my house with me this weekend.





:datass:


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Anonymous #16

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #12082151 - 02/23/10 09:03 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

fuck chicken man. it wont just work. Cheese stik day is what I'm talkn' 'bout


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Anonymous #17

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #12082188 - 02/23/10 09:14 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

SFSEB


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Anonymous #1

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #12082281 - 02/23/10 09:38 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
anyway

get pics

of the chicken

and the girls




Reporting back in Monday!


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Anonymous #14

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12082325 - 02/23/10 09:48 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Triptonic, you are so hardcore fail


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Anonymous #11

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12082632 - 02/23/10 10:59 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I only know 2 black people, and I'm blacker than both of them. I live in an area without any minorities.



:lol:


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Anonymous #18

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #12083072 - 02/23/10 12:19 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I actually had this same idea.  But instead of all that bullshit i just got wicked high, walked into the cafe bought this fucking bomb ass breakfast sandwich and just told everyone i was an alumni.  no problems.


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Anonymous #19

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #12083101 - 02/23/10 12:28 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

OP deff take pics of your fun night. it sounds like its gonna be good bro. thats a fool proof plan and i was actually thinking about doing the same thing, but getting some pizza pockets and some 17 year olds.


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Anonymous #9

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #12083170 - 02/23/10 12:41 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

its not the same if you're over 25.

:pedobear: ?


Edited by Anonymous (02/23/10 12:48 PM)


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Anonymous #19

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #12083188 - 02/23/10 12:43 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

im 36


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Anonymous #9

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #12083216 - 02/23/10 12:48 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

k?


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Anonymous #19

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #12083271 - 02/23/10 12:57 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

i was thinking the same plan.


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Anonymous #20

Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12083416 - 02/23/10 01:27 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Conning, trespassing, theft, a high and drunk 20yo acting like hes 17 trying to get food and getting laid there, I don't see any way this can backfire on you :facepalm:

Your highschool days are over OP, never to return again. Its not about the chicken, you want that carefree life back. It won't happen and you may end up with a criminal record for this.

Its over. Let it go and move on.


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