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Anonymous #8
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12075932 - 02/22/10 09:12 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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just walk in with a backpack and act like a student, dipshit
just say you look old for your age or something
tell them you're 17
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Anonymous #9
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12075943 - 02/22/10 09:16 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: I want to get really high and drunk and go to my old high school. I graduated there like fuckin 3 years ago or somet shit.
Im pretty drunk right now but its my plan so hear me out.
Man I remember being high as fuck in that shcool and eating their chicken for lunch. Man that chicken was so good. Im gonna go back to that bitch and eat some fucking chicken. in there.
IM like 20 hyears old though.
Do you thnk they will sell me some chicken from the school? What are they gonna do if they catch me? Give me detention? Fuck those niggers I dont even go there.
I can't really see my plan failing.
shut
up
triptonic
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Anonymous #10
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12075986 - 02/22/10 09:27 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #1 said: You really think the lunch ladies will be like "you cant have this lunch you're 20."
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Anonymous #1
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #8]
#12076025 - 02/22/10 09:36 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #8 said: just walk in with a backpack and act like a student, dipshit
just say you look old for your age or something
tell them you're 17
Ooh yeah. Good call.
I don't think they let the janitor order lunch anyway.
I'll just shave clean before I go.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12076044 - 02/22/10 09:43 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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you should find some kid
tell him to hide his chicken in his napsack
bring it out to you at lunch while its still hot
give him a buck
or a joint
whatever
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Anonymous #11
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #4]
#12076119 - 02/22/10 10:02 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: Actually only idiots have to think twice to get one thought.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #11]
#12079670 - 02/22/10 07:52 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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churches chicken is the nigger joint, fuck high school
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Anonymous #13
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #12]
#12079865 - 02/22/10 08:18 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #12 said: churches chicken is the nigger joint, fuck high school
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Anonymous #1
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #13]
#12081897 - 02/23/10 07:06 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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So, I had my friends sister get me some chicken yesterday. Some of her underage v& friends got into my car with her, and asked me to buy them some liquor.
I told them if they keep the chicken coming, I'll get them some liquor...but they can only drink it at my house with me this weekend.
Holy fuck you guys. This is the best thing to ever happen to me. I'm getting free chicken and I'm gonna have 4 really horny drunken 17 year olds in my house this weekend.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12081915 - 02/23/10 07:15 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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you are the black, no?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #9]
#12082042 - 02/23/10 08:21 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Anonymous #9 said: you are the black, no?
Actually, no.
I only know 2 black people, and I'm blacker than both of them. I live in an area without any minorities.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12082096 - 02/23/10 08:41 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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anyway
get pics
of the chicken
and the girls
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Anonymous #14
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #9]
#12082123 - 02/23/10 08:52 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: I want to get really high and drunk and go to my old high school. I graduated there like fuckin 3 years ago or somet shit.
Im pretty drunk right now but its my plan so hear me out.
Man I remember being high as fuck in that shcool and eating their chicken for lunch. Man that chicken was so good. Im gonna go back to that bitch and eat some fucking chicken. in there.
IM like 20 hyears old though.
Do you thnk they will sell me some chicken from the school? What are they gonna do if they catch me? Give me detention? Fuck those niggers I dont even go there.
I can't really see my plan failing.
shut
up
triptonic
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Anonymous #15
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12082146 - 02/23/10 08:59 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said:
I told them if they keep the chicken coming, I'll get them some liquor...but they can only drink it at my house with me this weekend.
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Anonymous #16
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #15]
#12082151 - 02/23/10 09:03 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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fuck chicken man. it wont just work. Cheese stik day is what I'm talkn' 'bout
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Anonymous #17
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #16]
#12082188 - 02/23/10 09:14 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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SFSEB
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Anonymous #1
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #9]
#12082281 - 02/23/10 09:38 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said: anyway
get pics
of the chicken
and the girls
Reporting back in Monday!
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Anonymous #14
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12082325 - 02/23/10 09:48 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Triptonic, you are so hardcore fail
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Anonymous #11
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12082632 - 02/23/10 10:59 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #1 said: I only know 2 black people, and I'm blacker than both of them. I live in an area without any minorities.
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Anonymous #18
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Re: listen to my drunk plan I need to know if its illegal [Re: Anonymous #11]
#12083072 - 02/23/10 12:19 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I actually had this same idea. But instead of all that bullshit i just got wicked high, walked into the cafe bought this fucking bomb ass breakfast sandwich and just told everyone i was an alumni. no problems.
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