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Anonymous #11

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12071406 - 02/21/10 02:43 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

What job do you have that requires you to not have sex? Do you work in the fucking Vatican?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #12071421 - 02/21/10 02:46 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Doesn't require me not to have sex. It's just a 24/7 live in job that doesn't allow dames in the boarding house.
Pretty hard to have sex when you work from dawn to dusk and well after 7 days a week and the place your "living" doesn't allow dames in your room.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #12071426 - 02/21/10 02:47 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Have her get a hotel?

edit: tell your boss you are about to lose your virginity, if your boss is not a demon from hell they should understand.


Edited by Anonymous (02/21/10 02:48 PM)


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Anonymous #1

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #12071454 - 02/21/10 02:52 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

A hotel? Lol. Nearest town is an hour away. Nearest airport is 5.
and im not a virgin im a father of 2 and divorced i haven't been a virgin in a LONG time she's the virgin.
When you work a cattle ranch you don't just "take a day off" my boss would never go for it well he may but then if something happened at work and i wasn't there he would flip a bitch fire me and replace me with a fucking Mexican! Since jobs are so fucking hard to get around here it's not worth it.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12071678 - 02/21/10 03:31 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

my dad dude dont get all bitchy at me, you never explained any of that


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Anonymous #3

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #12072356 - 02/21/10 05:09 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Then enjoy the continued teasing, and hey come back to let us know about the lay report because the first time you DO get to see her, I assume you'll be getting her alone and putting some serious moves on her!


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Anonymous #12

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12072535 - 02/21/10 05:40 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

She's fuckin someone else brah.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #12072614 - 02/21/10 05:52 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

As horrible as it sounds i get a break!!!
Her Aunt died and she's spending the next couple months "Baby sitting" her 17yo Cousin tell she graduates while her uncle is away at work....
In Alaska.
Lol... She just may still be a virgin come june.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12072789 - 02/21/10 06:17 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Dude, I've never heard someone so full of shit in my life.

Keep your story going because it's nothing more than entertainment now.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #12073546 - 02/21/10 08:05 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Actually i just finished taking my daily dump srry.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12074042 - 02/21/10 09:20 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
A hotel? Lol. Nearest town is an hour away. Nearest airport is 5.
and im not a virgin im a father of 2 and divorced i haven't been a virgin in a LONG time she's the virgin.
When you work a cattle ranch you don't just "take a day off" my boss would never go for it well he may but then if something happened at work and i wasn't there he would flip a bitch fire me and replace me with a fucking Mexican! Since jobs are so fucking hard to get around here it's not worth it.




How do you see and spend time with your children?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #12074532 - 02/21/10 10:42 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
A hotel? Lol. Nearest town is an hour away. Nearest airport is 5.
and im not a virgin im a father of 2 and divorced i haven't been a virgin in a LONG time she's the virgin.
When you work a cattle ranch you don't just "take a day off" my boss would never go for it well he may but then if something happened at work and i wasn't there he would flip a bitch fire me and replace me with a fucking Mexican! Since jobs are so fucking hard to get around here it's not worth it.




How do you see and spend time with your children?



I video call with them nightly and spend my summers with them. Im a winter boss so im of June to September. It sucks but long as nothing major happens i'll be retired and sitting pretty by the time there 10 and im 30. Figure give a little now for a lot later.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #12076722 - 02/22/10 12:00 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

sounds like you've created the perfect situation for an asexual loser like you to never get pussy.. cheers :chugbeer:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Lost virginity [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #12077739 - 02/22/10 02:36 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

LOl. Eh i get pussy just only June - September:shrug:.


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