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Offlinextokex
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Fucking Dog
    #12056712 - 02/18/10 10:37 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

My neighbors dog just cannot just the fuck up... I tried yelling shut the fuck up at it several times, but that didnt work...
So i googled dog whistle and came accross this page:
http://www.jetcityorange.com/dog-whistle/

I put the highest frequency (humans cant here this) on full blast on my laptop, and that dog shut the fuck up instantly.

Just out of curiosity ,what is the highest level of frequency you can here on the dog whisels?
Dog whisle 0 is fucking trippy to listen to


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: xtokex]
    #12056720 - 02/18/10 10:38 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

thats pretty genius.


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: aghorrorag]
    #12056735 - 02/18/10 10:41 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

:lol: What is "cannot just the fuck up"???


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: Plutonian]
    #12056772 - 02/18/10 10:47 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

rofl
i meant just shut the fuck up


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: xtokex]
    #12056789 - 02/18/10 10:50 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Ive tried screaming shut the fuck up money times, it actually works sometimes...other times i can just naturally whistle and theyll be quiet...u could try popping a BB in its side or something like that :smile:


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: aghorrorag]
    #12056988 - 02/18/10 11:18 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

aghorrorag said:
thats pretty genius.




True that...


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: xtokex]
    #12058234 - 02/19/10 04:16 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

can't enough!


*hear


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: xtokex]
    #12058246 - 02/19/10 04:21 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

15000 Hz is the cutoff I can hear on this dog whistle app I have. Which is sweet (for the time being) because most everyone I know can hear the 16000 Hz. So I'll just turn it on and sit in the living room or in class and wait for everyone to cringe.

However it will suck when I'm 50 and I can't hear shit. Shoulda worn ear plugs more often when I was younger.


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: xtokex]
    #12058256 - 02/19/10 04:28 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

best cures:

meatball with sleeping pill or other non-lethal narcotic mashed in it

peanut butter bread


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: mick]
    #12058331 - 02/19/10 05:29 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

If I found anyone drugged or shot at any of my dogs I'd smash their face in with a lump hammer. My mutts are like part of the family.


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: Fleadh]
    #12063603 - 02/20/10 03:16 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

i stand by my recommendation, though the whistle thing is pretty cool too. maybe better.


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: mick]
    #12063614 - 02/20/10 03:19 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

dang, i can't believe when you yelled "shut the fuck up" the dog didn't listen. his english must bad...:confused:


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: imagine]
    #12063738 - 02/20/10 04:09 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

imagine said:
dang, i can't believe when you yelled "shut the fuck up" the dog didn't listen. his english must bad...:confused:




I've got neighbours who yell that to other neighbour's dogs... Obviously doesn't work and I just laugh loud enough so they can hear themselves failing...
:borat:


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: imagine]
    #12063743 - 02/20/10 04:10 AM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Is it a German Shepherd?  Maybe you should learn how to say "Shut the Fuck Up" in German


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: imagine]
    #12067580 - 02/20/10 10:02 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

imagine said:
dang, i can't believe when you yelled "shut the fuck up" the dog didn't listen. his english must bad...:confused:




It is evident, note that he yelled "just the fuck up" and not "shut the fuck up.


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: Plutonian]
    #12067594 - 02/20/10 10:04 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

candidguy said:
Quote:

imagine said:
dang, i can't believe when you yelled "shut the fuck up" the dog didn't listen. his english must bad...:confused:




It is evident, note that he yelled "just the fuck up" and not "shut the fuck up.




Poor dog was shut confused.


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Re: Fucking Dog [Re: kanglow]
    #12067923 - 02/20/10 11:05 PM (7 years, 8 months ago)

Thanks for the idea. I have some stupid cunt living next door with a dog that likes to bark. I HATE LITTLE DOGS! Especially show dog types.


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