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zeronio
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Masturbate for Peace
#1205728 - 01/09/03 10:20 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you'd like to change the world and don't know what to do: http://www.masturbateforpeace.com
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Papaver
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: zeronio]
#1205734 - 01/09/03 10:28 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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I gave at the office...
Oh, and while we?re on the subject of sex...
vidi vici vini (I saw, I conquered, I came)
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Innvertigo
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: zeronio]
#1205756 - 01/09/03 11:24 PM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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geh.......
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: zeronio]
#1205789 - 01/10/03 12:14 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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How very kind and thoughtful of you.
I am not sure how effective this would be. I'll have to get back to you.
Cheers
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: ]
#1205807 - 01/10/03 12:43 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Trust me, it works. I just masturbated, and nobody is currently at war with Iraq.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Innvertigo
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Phluck]
#1205836 - 01/10/03 01:09 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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no, but they're planning on it. So if you masterbate you support terrorism......same goes if you masterbate in a SUV
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Phluck]
#1205852 - 01/10/03 01:31 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well I suppose I am forced to do my own 'research'. I'll be back in about 10 minutes.
Isn't the scientific method wonderful?
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zeronio
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Phluck]
#1205896 - 01/10/03 02:21 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cool. So you're taking over Iraq. I'll do it for North Korea. Who will take Chechnya? This one will require some really hard work! We will need Rail Gun for this!
Edited by zeronio (01/10/03 02:23 AM)
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: ]
#1205897 - 01/10/03 02:22 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Indeed it is.
-------------------- "I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson http://phluck.is-after.us
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Innvertigo
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: zeronio]
#1205901 - 01/10/03 02:26 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Imagine what you'd have to do to get world peace...yikes
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Innvertigo]
#1205905 - 01/10/03 02:31 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's easier than running united nations.
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: zeronio]
#1205921 - 01/10/03 02:42 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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I tried masturbating for a piece, but that didn't work...
-------------------- To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.' Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence. Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains. Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: zeronio]
#1205925 - 01/10/03 02:45 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can so relate with masurbating for peace. A couple of bitches put a nasty curse on me and now I'm letting me get jerked of by stars. It's great!
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Innvertigo
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Evolving]
#1205943 - 01/10/03 03:09 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Depends on what piece i suppose.....
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
Edited by Innvertigo (01/10/03 03:10 AM)
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Voodoo Doll
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Innvertigo]
#1205974 - 01/10/03 03:30 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Christina Aguilera would be trippin'. That girl defenetly has a fine ass. Yummie !
Edited by Voodoo Doll (01/10/03 03:34 AM)
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Innvertigo
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Voodoo Doll]
#1206042 - 01/10/03 03:58 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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true dat.........
-------------------- America....FUCK YEAH!!! Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Voodoo Doll
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Innvertigo]
#1206102 - 01/10/03 04:31 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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...spank me baby, spank me baby all night long
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Swami
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Voodoo Doll]
#1206103 - 01/10/03 04:31 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sorry Voodoo, Shakira has it all over Christina.
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: zeronio]
#1206108 - 01/10/03 04:35 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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You guys have it ALL WRONG! It is supposed to be the soldiers masturbating. Ever try to fire an AK-47 or M-16 while yanking. It is hard to aim. You are more likely to kill your own side, especially if you close your eyes.
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Re: Masturbate for Peace [Re: Swami]
#1206210 - 01/10/03 05:38 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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I love those soldiers and soldierettes that take on these case sensetive individuals with bravoure in their chests under their heavenly wings. Angels they are...
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