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I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman
    #1204542 - 01/09/03 04:10 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1204551 - 01/09/03 04:13 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Haha I've been there. But hey, what's done is done, right? Just talk to her tomorrow and see what she says. If all else fails, you can say you were drunk.


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1204553 - 01/09/03 04:13 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Hormones.

Have your testicles removed and this kind of stuff won't happen. It works for eunuchs (or is it unix? - well you're the computer wiz).


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: Anonymous]
    #1204560 - 01/09/03 04:15 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1204569 - 01/09/03 04:16 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Email her now and act like you're TOTALLY embarrassed!

You were writing an email and a friend typed the letter, something dumb. 

Most girls fall for guys who can admit when they've screwed up :smile:  Tomorrow when you see her just play it cool and act like, "I am really sorry, I'm sorry you got that email my friend Tom is a really ass sometimes".

Keep us posted :smile:

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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: Evolving]
    #1204578 - 01/09/03 04:17 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: Lana]
    #1204585 - 01/09/03 04:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1204601 - 01/09/03 04:24 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I didn't REALLY mean it but yes, that's the term. I've experience intense intoxication from women as well, I married the one that gave me the greatest high.


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    #1204608 - 01/09/03 04:25 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1204616 - 01/09/03 04:28 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I've been married about 10 years and 5 months and 16 days, but who's counting? I'm 41 years old, but I don't look a day over 50.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: Evolving]
    #1204625 - 01/09/03 04:30 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1204653 - 01/09/03 04:39 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Good luck with this.

Listen to Lana, she is wise.


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: ]
    #1204666 - 01/09/03 04:42 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Not only that, she's a girl.


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To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.'  Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence.  Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains.  Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: Evolving]
    #1204776 - 01/09/03 05:08 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Balderdash, I don't believe a word of it.


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1204790 - 01/09/03 05:12 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Well, you've either made a fool of yourself, or you've got a girlfriend now. You'll just have to deal with whatever happens.

Let us know how it turns out.


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1204915 - 01/09/03 05:46 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

get ahold of yourself, man! your approach should be easygoing - let your email slide, don't think a second thing of it - concentrate on getting her to meet you in person - if you're not scared of rejection, bluntly compliment ther features that you actually understand - she's attractive and outgoing - if you are too worried about rejection, just write her about class shit (ask her a question and give her a chance to feel smart) and tag on a p.s. oh yah, my friends and i always meet at the bar for happy hour, yadda yadda, wanna come along?

my advice - don't speak a word of religion or philosophy - but if you do, she may respond with enthusiasm (if you're picking up the drink tab). it it's not a bad strategy to buy her alpha beta omega sisters a few rounds, too. this may set you back quite a few bucks, since they'll be drinking like fish, but as they say, if you want to swim with the fishes.... and it's always good to have more options, you may wind up throwing that fish back in the sea!
so, you're weird, you think a lot about god and stuff - don't expect her conversation to be particularly scintillating - don't assume that she has the same values, politics, beliefs as you do. but if you give her the chance, she might turn you on to a whole different way of relating to people. make sure you have some good stories up your sleeve. tell her about the cool places you have been, the cool places you dream of going, yadda yadda. if that's all the night offers, and you don't have any future dates, use your computer savy trump.


you can do it, bro.



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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: Lana]
    #1205319 - 01/09/03 08:28 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Lana, I thought your old avatar was one of the classiest I had ever seen, but I just LOVE your new one. You have a flair for the subtle.

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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1205715 - 01/09/03 11:50 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

What's the problem? She'll either reply to the email and you know she's interested or she won't in which case forget about it.


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: Xlea321]
    #1205752 - 01/10/03 01:14 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

In any case, isnt the suspense exciting? :smile:


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Re: I'm having a hard time worshipping a woman [Re: World Spirit]
    #1205776 - 01/10/03 01:50 AM (13 years, 10 months ago)

D'OH !  Well, you can graph where she sits in class to determine the degree of attraction/repulsion she will now experience on a daily basis.  :smile:


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