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Fortunately, Unfortunately
    #12029706 - 02/14/10 07:10 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

The way this work is I'll start a sentence with fortunately and someone has to start the next one with unfortunately, and then the next one fortunately, ad infinitum.

EXAMPLE:

Fortunately, I have a torpedo to defeat the ninja squid.

Unfortunately, the ninja squid also has a flamethrower

Fortunately, I'm under water...

GO!


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #12029712 - 02/14/10 07:11 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortunately I forgot to bring my towel.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: deCypher]
    #12029756 - 02/14/10 07:17 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

fortunately i grew one from the rocks.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Enthrall]
    #12029780 - 02/14/10 07:20 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortunately I can't find it because I'm blind


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Frost]
    #12029794 - 02/14/10 07:21 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

fortunately i bought a new pair from the nearest homeless man.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Enthrall]
    #12029808 - 02/14/10 07:23 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

unfortunately he puked on me


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Enthrall]
    #12029816 - 02/14/10 07:23 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

fortunately, I have a napkin.


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...the whole experience is (and is as) a profound piece of knowledge.  It is an indellible experience; it is forever known.  I have known myself in a way I doubt I would have ever occurred except as it did.

Smith, P.  Bull. Menninger Clinic (1959) 23:20-27; p. 27.

...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: badchad]
    #12029819 - 02/14/10 07:24 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortunately, it was already dirty.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately *DELETED* [Re: deCypher]
    #12029864 - 02/14/10 07:30 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Greendreams]
    #12029880 - 02/14/10 07:32 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfourtunately it was a dollar bill.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: auxiliary]
    #12029922 - 02/14/10 07:40 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

fortunately we live in a world where a dollar is a dollar.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Enthrall]
    #12029930 - 02/14/10 07:41 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortunately I had a dollar and zero sense.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately *DELETED* [Re: deCypher]
    #12029974 - 02/14/10 07:46 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Greendreams]
    #12030003 - 02/14/10 07:50 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortuantely the magic box had a big black dildo in it


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I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: Frost]
    #12030011 - 02/14/10 07:51 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Fortunately we sold the black dildo to a ghetto hooker for $10 and made profit

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: feifen]
    #12030016 - 02/14/10 07:52 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortunately the big black dildo was used and had insta-AIDS on it causing the ghetto hooker to die a violent death


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“I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens.
I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi

“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan

Edited by Frost (02/14/10 07:53 PM)

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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: feifen]
    #12030027 - 02/14/10 07:54 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortunately I'm too slow to play this game.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: auxiliary]
    #12030030 - 02/14/10 07:55 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Fortunately I was able to display a hint of irony. Twice.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: auxiliary]
    #12030036 - 02/14/10 07:55 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Unfortunately I was talking to myself while the cops were running DNA tests to see who had handled the big black dildo.


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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately [Re: deCypher]
    #12030098 - 02/14/10 08:05 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Fortunately, the AIDs came from an ex-girlfriend and not me.

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