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Anonymous #1

My mom sends me valentines day candy
    #12016002 - 02/12/10 04:07 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

because she knows i dont have a date :sad:

except she sent me some really bad ass expensive truffles, so im not really that upset. :cool:


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Anonymous #2

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12016068 - 02/12/10 04:16 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

id much rather fuck the shit out of my beautiful, loving, caring, compassionate, and sexy girlfriend than eat an entire box of truffle chocolates.


:haha: fat virgin


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Anonymous #1

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #12016076 - 02/12/10 04:17 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

:tongue: i just dont have a date for valentines day, have fun fucking your girlfriend though - im sure she'll be thinking of someone else.


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Anonymous #3

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12016203 - 02/12/10 04:32 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I wish my mom sent me anything on any holiday. :sad:

Enjoy!

I'll be drinking myself into a blackout this Valentines Day. I just finished up my most recent relationship...and honestly, I'm over it...but, I'm sure I'll still be a little sad on Valentines Day. So, me and all the single boys are gonna get drunk as fuck and go to a titty bar.


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Anonymous #4

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12016495 - 02/12/10 05:11 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

your mom sends me candy all the time, and gives me blowjobs.  big fuckin whoop.


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Anonymous #5

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12016549 - 02/12/10 05:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
because she knows i dont have a date :sad:

except she sent me some really bad ass expensive truffles, so im not really that upset. :cool:




my mom always gives me a little gift on v-day. shes done it every year. even though I have a girlfriend.

be glad your mom cares. :cheers:


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Anonymous #6

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12017453 - 02/12/10 07:51 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

are you gonna fuck her?


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Anonymous #1

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #12017461 - 02/12/10 07:51 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

duh


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Anonymous #2

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12017515 - 02/12/10 08:00 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

haha and youre still on here, jerking it to milf porn and eating your truffles.

enjoy those truffles fatass, im off to a cabin with my girl to fuck her brains out for the next 3 days.

youll probably wake up tomorrow, check the shroomery, eat a truffle or 4, check the shroomery again, jerk off, eat some more truffles, etc etc.

i, on the other hand, will wake up tomorrow with my girls mouth wrapped tightly around my cock, caressing my balls with her hand, and looking lovingly into my eyes.


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FATASS VIRGIN!


:haha:


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Anonymous #4

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #12017816 - 02/12/10 08:45 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
haha and youre still on here, jerking it to milf porn and eating your truffles.

enjoy those truffles fatass, im off to a cabin with my girl to fuck her brains out for the next 3 days.

youll probably wake up tomorrow, check the shroomery, eat a truffle or 4, check the shroomery again, jerk off, eat some more truffles, etc etc.

i, on the other hand, will wake up tomorrow with my girls mouth wrapped tightly around my cock, caressing my balls with her hand, and looking lovingly into my eyes.


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FATASS VIRGIN!


:haha:



shes fuckin somebody else bro


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Anonymous #1

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #12017879 - 02/12/10 08:56 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
haha and youre still on here, jerking it to milf porn and eating your truffles.

enjoy those truffles fatass, im off to a cabin with my girl to fuck her brains out for the next 3 days.

youll probably wake up tomorrow, check the shroomery, eat a truffle or 4, check the shroomery again, jerk off, eat some more truffles, etc etc.

i, on the other hand, will wake up tomorrow with my girls mouth wrapped tightly around my cock, caressing my balls with her hand, and looking lovingly into my eyes.


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FATASS VIRGIN!


:haha:



shes fuckin somebody else bro




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Anonymous #7

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #12017956 - 02/12/10 09:08 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
shes fuckin somebody else bro




:shakefist:


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Anonymous #8

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #12018469 - 02/12/10 10:47 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

my girlfriend said fuck valentines day before I ever had a chance :bigblunt:

she said "we don't need somebody else to invent our holidays, we can do that ourselves" and so began the more meaningful spontaneous acts of love and the end of the pressure filled implied responsibility to prove our love to one another by doing something that every body else already apparently decided on doing on just one arbitrary day as to make it just another event on the calendar.


To all of you out there pursuing the easier to catch, short-lived game, just buy the fucking flowers and steal some shit from a movie to say/do.  Get laid.  Good job :thumbup:

Assuming you're males, because what do women do for their guys on valentines day?  Typically nothing.. maybe a cheesy card written by somebody else or if your lucky a good lay.  Pretty much win or lose.


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Anonymous #9

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12018510 - 02/12/10 10:54 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

My mom sent me a valentine's day card and $60.  Would much rather money than candy.  Thanks Mom.  :thumbup:


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Anonymous #10

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #12018767 - 02/12/10 11:35 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
haha and youre still on here, jerking it to milf porn and eating your truffles.

enjoy those truffles fatass, im off to a cabin with my girl to fuck her brains out for the next 3 days.

youll probably wake up tomorrow, check the shroomery, eat a truffle or 4, check the shroomery again, jerk off, eat some more truffles, etc etc.

i, on the other hand, will wake up tomorrow with my girls mouth wrapped tightly around my cock, caressing my balls with her hand, and looking lovingly into my eyes.


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FATASS VIRGIN!


:haha:






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Anonymous #11

Re: My mom sends me valentines day candy [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12018991 - 02/13/10 12:12 AM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
because she knows i dont have a date :sad:

except she sent me some really bad ass expensive truffles, so im not really that upset. :cool:





Post naked pics of your mother or this didn't happen.

We know you got some.


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