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Johnny Quest
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Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant?
#12006452 - 02/10/10 11:59 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Long story short: I'm a server at a small, privately-owned, fine-dining establishment....Anyways I've been there for 2 years and I'm sick of my bosses (They treat me and a few others like shit...its personal and unprofessional for sure)
There are a few of us who want to go out with a bang and the best we can come up with is a walkout on a busy night...loosing half of the servers in the middle of a busy shift will certainly be detrimental for one night...but I want more. So if you know any way to sabotage...or generally just how to fuck a restaurant: Please let me know!
I want to avoid doing anything illegal, but I am willing to stretch the law..haha
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: Johnny Quest]
#12006481 - 02/11/10 12:07 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Johnny Quest said: Long story short: I'm a server at a small, privately-owned, fine-dining establishment....Anyways I've been there for 2 years and I'm sick of my bosses (They treat me and a few others like shit...its personal and unprofessional for sure)
There are a few of us who want to go out with a bang and the best we can come up with is a walkout on a busy night...loosing half of the servers in the middle of a busy shift will certainly be detrimental for one night...but I want more. So if you know any way to sabotage...or generally just how to fuck a restaurant: Please let me know!
I want to avoid doing anything illegal, but I am willing to stretch the law..haha
Find a supply that is a must and hide it.. Then walk out and they are def fucked and yet no law against moving supplies
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: Johnny Quest]
#12006508 - 02/11/10 12:13 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, it may be tempting but I wouldn't recommend half of you walking out and leaving everyone else to pick up the slack. They'll hate you for it.
I think maybe giving all kinds of free shit or severely discounted shit away would be good. I mean, I can think of all kinds of stuff, but you don't want to do anything that would actually harm anyone or make customers sick or something. Idk, maybe you and the other servers could start breaking stuff. You could do it obviously and loudly all at once to cause a big scene, but you might catch a vandalism charge. You could sneak and fuck with things when no one is watching, though.
Not to sound like a responsible adult or anything, but you should be warned that it may very well bite you in the ass considering they will be a bad reference for future jobs. But I've been in your shoes, too. If you're like me, even though you've done nothing wrong yet they're already gonna be a bad reference so it probably doesn't matter much.
There are endless possibilities. Most are practically harmless and wouldn't really have a big bang like you're looking for. But for example, I imagine that somehow stealing your bosses' keys to the place would have pretty funny results... Especially if you do it right before you quit.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: Johnny Quest]
#12006519 - 02/11/10 12:15 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, I assume you've considered that you'll not be getting a good reference for your next job if you go through with this.
That being said, I have worked in the service industry for a good number of years, and having contemplated such measures, I would say your plan of action is the best to accomplish what you're trying to do.
You're not going to devastate a restaurant with any one single act. You'd have to stand outside the place and picket if you really wanted to do much damage... but you could put a good dent in their regular base. From my experience, the regulars are what makes a restaurant tick.
So, I'd just wait for a Friday night that you know is going to be busy, around 7pm, everyone walks.
Of course, you say, "Half the servers"... which kind of makes me think you shouldn't do it unless everyone is on board. I've quit places before where I could have organized such a thing, but I did not because everyone wasn't on board. It felt wrong to me to ruin other people's nights/lively-hood because I wanted to make a stand. But that's a judgement call you'll have to make.
Whatever you do, we'd love to hear the outcome
Edited by playapez (02/11/10 12:21 AM)
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: TheJester304]
#12006523 - 02/11/10 12:17 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Steal all the keys to the cash tills or change up the entry codes if you can if you cant do that then take all the knives or forks for instance and hide them somewhere odd before you all walk out
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: TheJester304]
#12006526 - 02/11/10 12:17 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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some of the best pranks i ever heard of involved stealing keys for just long enough to have 'em duplicated
the person thinks they just misplaced them for a while, and then next week BAM what the fuck is this shit, know-what-i'm-sayin' ?
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: laserpig]
#12006537 - 02/11/10 12:20 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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laserpig said: some of the best pranks i ever heard of involved stealing keys for just long enough to have 'em duplicated
the person thinks they just misplaced them for a while, and then next week BAM what the fuck is this shit, know-what-i'm-sayin' ?
i know exactly what your saying i did this at the Dq i used to work at and stole a ton of there hamburgers and condiments then went and had a bigass BBQ out at the lake
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: TheJester304]
#12006541 - 02/11/10 12:21 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Stink palm the bread that is served before the meal, no one ever test the bread when looking for fecal contamination. Bring in a few cockroaches and let them loose near someone that looks up tight or get a rat in there and have him and his whole family take over for the kitchen staff and then have them tie up the health inspector in the pantry.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: Johnny Quest]
#12006557 - 02/11/10 12:26 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Report a gas leak. All you have to say is you were a customer and you smelled leaking natural gas.
It will shut the whole place down (and evacuate it) for at least a day. And you'll get quite a show with the fire department and emergency vehicles.
Just make sure you do it from a phone that can't be traced back to you. Otherwise you're in DEEP SHIT!
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: Morican]
#12006572 - 02/11/10 12:29 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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walking out sounds pretty good. as long as someone isn't serving at denny's, you should be overjoyed to be flooded with customers.
i think i read somewhere service doesn't actually effect the tip that much. when i served i wanted to have as many tables as possible. unless there is so many tables it takes half an hour to get all the food out your co-workers should thank you.
yeah i dunno how much you wanna stretch the law. fuck around with the hood's fire stopping thing would defintely fuck the resturant up. i think it sprays powder everywhere. takes at least a day or two to clean up.
i personally very much liked the idea of releasing roaches or mice into the dining room. do it kind subtley. even 2 mice and everyone in there will know really fast.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: WakeboardrB]
#12006583 - 02/11/10 12:32 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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DDoS Attack!
But for reals, maybe some vermin, a dead rat would shut them down for a while.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: truekimbo2]
#12006608 - 02/11/10 12:38 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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In my expirience being treated like shit in a personal and unprofessional way is part of working in a restaurant, unless it's really bad maybe you should just quit being butt hurt about it.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: WakeboardrB]
#12006615 - 02/11/10 12:40 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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WakeboardrB said: Report a gas leak. All you have to say is you were a customer and you smelled leaking natural gas.
It will shut the whole place down (and evacuate it) for at least a day. And you'll get quite a show with the fire department and emergency vehicles.
Just make sure you do it from a phone that can't be traced back to you. Otherwise you're in DEEP SHIT!
What a giant waste of emergency services that could be saving people's lives, not to mention our tax dollars. I would be an adult and not ruin everyone's night out by doing something childish. No one forced you to stay there, it's nobody's fault but your own that you had a bad time there.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: citricacidx]
#12006628 - 02/11/10 12:43 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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revenge is a dish best served rotten....
steal/hide a piece of meat or cheese and let it sit out until it attracts maggots. plant the maggot infested food in a well-hidden location.
They'll be dealing with flies for weeks.
Or... If you're careful enough you can unscrew electrical socket covers and put sardines, tuna, limburger cheese.... (you get the point) behind the walls and screw the cover back on. If done properly, it will take several days or up to several weeks for the smell to become atrociously rancid.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: walzmanm]
#12006636 - 02/11/10 12:45 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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walzmanm said:
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WakeboardrB said: Report a gas leak. All you have to say is you were a customer and you smelled leaking natural gas.
It will shut the whole place down (and evacuate it) for at least a day. And you'll get quite a show with the fire department and emergency vehicles.
Just make sure you do it from a phone that can't be traced back to you. Otherwise you're in DEEP SHIT!
What a giant waste of emergency services that could be saving people's lives, not to mention our tax dollars. I would be an adult and not ruin everyone's night out by doing something childish. No one forced you to stay there, it's nobody's fault but your own that you had a bad time there.
and the drug war isnt a giant waste of taxpayers money and emergencey services sure no one forced him to but he does deserve a proffesional work enviroment one that he feels comfortable in and its obvious his employer isnt offering that so hes only getting even
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: donteatasians]
#12006637 - 02/11/10 12:45 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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donteatasians said: In my expirience being treated like shit in a personal and unprofessional way is part of working in a restaurant, unless it's really bad maybe you should just quit being butt hurt about it.
I've been in the biz for a long while and I'm aware that there's a fine line between "kitchen talk" and getting personal. This guy (the owner) crossed the line for sure...I can't get in to details for anonymity's sake but if you knew the details, you'd probably just tell me to kick his ass in the parking lot.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: Johnny Quest]
#12006664 - 02/11/10 12:54 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, if it was that bad, something physical and not just verbal "your a fagget dopesmoker" type of shit just start breaking shit on "accident". Nock over a huge pile of dishes, unitetionally vomit all over the grill or in fryers, shit like that. If you make it long enough until you get fired it'll add up.
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: walzmanm]
#12006668 - 02/11/10 12:56 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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walzmanm said:
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WakeboardrB said: Report a gas leak. All you have to say is you were a customer and you smelled leaking natural gas.
It will shut the whole place down (and evacuate it) for at least a day. And you'll get quite a show with the fire department and emergency vehicles.
Just make sure you do it from a phone that can't be traced back to you. Otherwise you're in DEEP SHIT!
What a giant waste of emergency services that could be saving people's lives, not to mention our tax dollars. I would be an adult and not ruin everyone's night out by doing something childish. No one forced you to stay there, it's nobody's fault but your own that you had a bad time there.
True, but chances are they won't waste the time saving peoples lives. Unless it's the only fire engine in the whole city/town, they've got enough reserves to deal with multiple calls at the same time.
I do agree, what I proposed is pretty fucking horrible. Worst case scenario, if the restaurant owner raped my daughter and stole thousands of dollars from me, I would probably use that as retaliation.
I hope the OP doesn't take that seriously. Although it would only warrant probably 1 fire engine (fire fighters are paid no matter if theres an emergency or not), an evacuation and a shutdown for the night...
I'm torn... NOOOO ITS BAD.... but it's such an awesome payback. (if the situation warrants it.)
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: kanglow]
#12006993 - 02/11/10 02:11 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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kanglow said: revenge is a dish best served rotten....
steal/hide a piece of meat or cheese and let it sit out until it attracts maggots. plant the maggot infested food in a well-hidden location.
They'll be dealing with flies for weeks.
Or... If you're careful enough you can unscrew electrical socket covers and put sardines, tuna, limburger cheese.... (you get the point) behind the walls and screw the cover back on. If done properly, it will take several days or up to several weeks for the smell to become atrociously rancid.
do this, and then call the health department and the news
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Re: Anyone know how to sabotage a restaurant? [Re: Johnny Quest]
#12007393 - 02/11/10 07:01 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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How about just acting like an adult rather than acting like an asshole?
Don't like the job? Quit.
What the fuck is the matter with people today? Try thinking of the others that may have no easy options and who will be staying behind and still working.
Hopefully, should you do something stupid and immature, the owner will you and beat you to death.
Grow up.
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