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Invisiblemarkofthebeast
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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: SillyBilly]
    #11969446 - 02/05/10 01:51 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

I wonder what happens if you threaten it while you are fucking it?

"I'm gonna DSYSB then stick a hot butterknife through your eye if you don't move for me"

"BUT ANN COULTERBOT CAN NOT PROCESS REQUEST. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST ECONOMY? PRESS ONE FOR YES AND TWO FOR NO"

"fuck you whore robot."


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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: markofthebeast]
    #11969460 - 02/05/10 01:54 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

Oh and what if they decide to put a camera in her eyes so the :cop: can see what you are up to?


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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: markofthebeast]
    #11969464 - 02/05/10 01:54 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

It's probably like a slutty version of smarterchild


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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: SillyBilly]
    #11969486 - 02/05/10 01:58 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

I'm gonna split one with my friends and run a train.

Expect HD-quality vids and pics.


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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: SillyBilly]
    #11969487 - 02/05/10 01:58 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

I hope it's better than standard voice recognition...

ME - You want my meat bitch?
HER - I'm sorry, I didn't understand.
ME - I said suck my cock!
HER - Did you mean 'call John'?
ME - What? no... Talk dirty to me you 7,000 dollar piece of shit!
HER - I'm sorry, I didn't understand.
ME - FUCK ME!
HER - Did you mean 'call John'?
ME - ugh... where did I put my Fleshlight?


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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: Kiefish]
    #11969496 - 02/05/10 02:01 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

"There's a tremendous need for this kind of product"


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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: Kiefish]
    #11969542 - 02/05/10 02:07 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

may be a good inventor, but he's not a very good artist :lol:


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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: Envix]
    #11969769 - 02/05/10 02:41 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

What if the batteries got low and it started talking like

"it put's the lotion in the basket"

or worse - like Stephen Hawking:shocked:

hahaha


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Re: CNN - Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot [Re: Paradigm69]
    #11969796 - 02/05/10 02:44 PM (14 years, 20 days ago)

I wonder if she posts on the shroomery?:carl:


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