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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: eruditemonkey]
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eruditemonkey said:
seriously life is overrated


:facepalm:

oh dear...… I'm sorry but that's just the gayest sentence I've ever heard.


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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: Spaced_Cowboy]
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I still don't understand why people who REALLY want to commit suicide post about it on a forum asking for help how to do it. If you made up your mind; Shoot yourself in the face, jump off a tall building or jump in front of a train. Job done. Stop bothering us.

If you're really having problems, go see a doctor and he should be able to help you talk to a professional about it. Life is way too beautiful to throw away, imo you only get one 'shot' (lawl) at it. You're NINETEEN and you're insecure about scoring girls, it's not that uncommon. I used to care a lot about scoring girls and I didn't get any. Then I stopped giving a fuck and focussed on other, more important things in life, just having fun and voila -> poon all over the place. Try doing the same and you'll be more interesting to girls because you're not only talking to them to get in their pants. (You are but that's not what you're conveying :P)

Just be easy going and passionate about life and the girls will come. With your mentality I'm not surprised you're not scoring, even if you can benchpress 1000lbs and look 'cute'. I know ugly fat fucks (to use your words) who are scoring loads of girls.


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"Whenever I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story"
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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: eruditemonkey]
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What's with all these "How do I kill myself" threads? God how does a forum full of drug users forget the least painful way of suicide (also the most fun) is opiate overdose?


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The most thoroughly and relentlessly damned, banned, excluded, condemned, suppressed,brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned to it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it The psychotherapist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots. -Robert Anton Wilson

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: tony serro]
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Haha. Nice work bringing the thread back onto drugs, mang
:borat:


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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: mongo lloyd]
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:lol:


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The most thoroughly and relentlessly damned, banned, excluded, condemned, suppressed,brutalized and defamed of all Damned Things is the individual human being. The social engineers, are perpetually forcing this Damned Thing into carefully prepared blueprints and perpetually irritated that the Damned Thing will not fit into the slot assigned to it. The theologians call it a sinner and try to reform it The governor calls it a criminal and tries to punish it The psychotherapist calls it a neurotic and tries to cure it. Still, the Damned Thing will not fit into their slots. -Robert Anton Wilson

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: WStallion]
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thanks for callin me a PUSSY all of you.. Like you are not me you and you are not feelin what i feel on a daily basis. you are obviously in a better place in your life and you are being very condescending, your like "suck it up faggot if you werent such a pussy you might actually have a decent life..

Great advice thanks assholes..

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: eruditemonkey]
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I'd go for a swan dive off at least a 3 story structure


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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: eruditemonkey]
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I think you should read this http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/


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"I'm the one who's gonna die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want."
-Jimi Hendrix

So fuck ya'll all of ya'll If ya'll don't like me blow me

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: Spaced_Cowboy]
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Spaced_Cowboy said:
DONT DO THIS
Find a high building, do a penguin dive


:thumbup:


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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: irish coffee]
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OP, either piss or get off the pot.

Not trying to belittle your feelings, but dude there are people out there with a lot more serious problems then not getting their dick wet and they are a lot less bitchy.

If you don't like your life then you need to change your mind set and your habits.

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: wakeme111]
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Yeah you really need to just forget about girls. Get out there find a new hobby that will take your mind off the negatives and focus on positives then work up from there.


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"I'm the one who's gonna die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want."
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So fuck ya'll all of ya'll If ya'll don't like me blow me

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: wakeme111]
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wakeme111 said:
OP, either piss or get off the pot.

Not trying to belittle your feelings, but dude there are people out there with a lot more serious problems then not getting their dick wet and they are a lot less bitchy.

If you don't like your life then you need to change your mind set and your habits.


Perfectly said. If your sad, MAKE SOME FUCKING CHANGES!

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: Janamil]
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I also took a bunch of Benadryl (diphenhydramine) Like 60 of them, I don't remember anything for like three days and I woke up at my mom's which was like an hour long drive from where I overdosed, and I don't remember shit, it was crazy.


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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: SethAsylum]
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HOW MUCH MCDONALDS WOULD IT TAKE TO KILL ME

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: hidenseek]
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Dude instead of assimilating into everything you are told to do, assimilate into whatever seems right. Im talking like morally right, not even what makes you happy. Just do whats right. Make your mom happy....something, if your life sucks make sure everyone else's is better. Im sorry but "IM TRYING REALLY HARD TO GET LAID AND FAILING" Is no reason to kill yourself. In fact the times I've wanted to kill myself the most were times when my girl has evoked that feeling out of me purposely. So if you're looking to avert suicide by adding bitches to your picture...well I'd suggest you rethink that one. A close friend of mine had 3 miscarriages, finally successfully had a baby, the week after that her husband dies and the week after that her father dies. That scenario made her want to kill herself but instead "she found god." It worked for her and her situation was a lot more screwed than yours. I mean the fact that you are pissed shows you care, the fact that you had the energy to ask this question on shroomery shows you werent even too depressed to leave bed. Quit being an attention whore, get along with the picture, and GET OVER IT. With regards to girls they are just like an acid hook really. The myth that the harder you look/more you push to find L the less of a chance you'll have of actually finding an L hook, is quite analogous to that of females. The harder you look/the more you try to get with a female, the more they will see you insecurities, the less attracted they will be to you, the more attracted they will be to the dude whos looking happy and satisfied because he ACTUALLY GOT LAID LAST night/morning/whenever. Anyways, being depressed and suicidal won't bring you girls. Being stable, intriguing, secure, happy, and rock-like will all yield amazing results. Anyways, until you've got your OWN SELF figured out (which seems somewhat distant from your present position at this point) I wouldn't even consider adding another problem to your mess. Quit getting so caught up in getting laid....blowing an oc80 feels close to as good as head anyways....and it lasts longer.

And for interesting chemical "cease existence" solutions...check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carfentanil
Which is active @ 1 μg. Carfentanil is approximately 10,000x as potent as morphine. Mind you im sure you don't have the credentials/proscription for that elephant tranq

Edited by nocoast (02/05/10 02:50 PM)

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: eruditemonkey]
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eruditemonkey said:
thanks for callin me a PUSSY all of you.. Like you are not me you and you are not feelin what i feel on a daily basis. you are obviously in a better place in your life and you are being very condescending, your like "suck it up faggot if you werent such a pussy you might actually have a decent life..

Great advice thanks assholes..


By asking a bunch of people on an anonymous message board about stuff like this, you're bound to get as much bad advice as reassurance.

Nobody here has to deal with the consequences of your actions, so people will say all kinds of shit, and I'm sorry for that. People can't see you over the internet. It would be a very different thing if we could see your expression or the pain in your eyes. I know how it feels, man, but this isn't making it easier.

You'll have a better chance at getting your life straightened out if you unplug for a few days and talk this over with real people who care about you. They are out there.


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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: Jabbawaya]
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^Talk to whoever raised you. If you are serious about "checking out" you at very least owe it to them to say goodbye.

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: nocoast]
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nocoast said:
^Talk to whoever raised you. If you are serious about "checking out" you at very least owe it to them to say goodbye.


Definitely this.

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: Innoculus]
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And not to harp on this gender roles bullshit anymore than i have too...Men who get laid a lot tend to be busy, driven, working characters. Find some more distractions for yourself, a bigger, more important purpose, and the female will fall into your lap. Trust.

ANd i couldnt help but see the applicability of the dude above me's sig

"Finally, is my escape from this upside down hell,
Stemming from my desire not to do, but to dwell.
To prove that my potential exceeds what I've wrought,
I must seek endlessly more than what I have got.

To have conquered this hell, I conquered my existence.
Conquering the ego, and it's cyclic persistence.
"

I dig it.

Edited by nocoast (02/05/10 03:14 PM)

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Re: how much methonal would it take to kill me???? aka windshield wash [Re: nocoast]
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Past that, thank your lucky stars you aren't on acid or 2c-x right now. Being suicidal tripping....BLOWS.

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