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Mushroom Haiku Thread
    #11957860 - 02/03/10 09:19 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

The goal of this thread is to gather haiku specifically about mushrooms, anything to do with fungi, mushrooms, mycology, is the theme to go with.  Even a cultivation haiku would be interesting. Also try to actually write in literary haiku, not just random words strung together. 

To remind those of the literary form, here you go!:

1. While writing haiku, always try to show a new point of view on a simple experience. Something that you don’t usually think about regarding this particular task/item/feeling.

2. Don’t worry about any other text you read about writing Haiku, especially if it was referring to traditional Japanese ways, rules on writing Haiku Poems are only a spine of the process, you create the body.

3. Haiku Poems refer to simple elements of life, daily routine situations, the usual things in life.

4. In Haiku there’s always a reference to a certain season. It may be something on the lines of weather in a particular time of the year or even a kind of animal that you would expect to see.

5. Haiku poems should consist of 5 syllables in first line, 7 in second line and 5 again in last line.

6. Poems should be divided into two parts. Use a dash or colon or ellipsis to achieve it.

7. The last and most important step: Enjoy writing Haiku Poems! Even if you can’t follow all of these steps and your Haiku poems don’t exactly fit in the strict category – the art of Haiku is for everyone to enjoy, not spending hours polishing a phrase so it’s perfect from every angle!

So yes, i am excited to see what the literary minds at the shroomery can come up with :smile: When you got one done, just reply with it to this thread and lets get a great collection of mushroom haiku! I'll start us off:


The scent of Autumn
I walk upon the dead leaves –
The mushrooms live here

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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: Mycomancer]
    #11957945 - 02/03/10 09:33 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I understand words
Loops up time shit fear wow dead
Fuck, I am alive.


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[quote]Icelander said:
What is at the bottom of it?[/quote]

Death anxiety? :flirt:[/quote]

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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: nootropic]
    #11964943 - 02/04/10 09:25 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I may be completely off, but are you describing a particularly high-level trip?

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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: Mycomancer]
    #11966097 - 02/05/10 12:50 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

yep. i half-assed it; i was really high.


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[quote]Oweyervishice said:
[quote]Icelander said:
What is at the bottom of it?[/quote]

Death anxiety? :flirt:[/quote]

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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: nootropic]
    #11966434 - 02/05/10 02:18 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Down the hatch they go
Unlatching what I dont know
I understand this


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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: nootropic]
    #11966682 - 02/05/10 04:25 AM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Do not underrate.
They love to hijack weak minds,
Alice will tell you.
:aliceshocker:
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They look like cocks and
they usually grows from shit.
That doesn't matter.
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Not mycelia.
Ev-ver-ry-ones' celia.
Sharing is caring!
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They're magic indeed.
They've got me under their spell.
I'm not complaining.
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Don't be a racist.
Treat all the strains as equals.
A cube is a cube.
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No other fungi
is as fun-loving as you.
'Gus, [can] hang anytime.

(Had a hard time with that last line >_<. Coundn't leave the "can" out of it)
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You're pretty famous.
Plumbers and red echidnas!
'ny more cameos?


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Amanitas, you're
pretty and all, but
psilos are better.
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Haikus and Mushrooms
go together so nicely.
Could write 'em for hours.
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Mushrooms are fruits, right?
5 servings a day, they say.
That is fine with me.
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A Clever idea:
No psilocybin in spores.
If there was, we'd cry.
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I don't like nausea.
You're lucky I like you, shrooms.
I'll tolerate it.
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Psilocybes bruise blue.
Funny how humans bruise blue too...
Coincidence? No!
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Mushroom politics:
If they were Republicans,
Would they still abort?

:laugh:(I quite proud of myself with this one.)
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More shroom politics:
What shit do they like best?
Ass or Pachiderm?
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Screw that Hofmann guy.
He never gave shrooms a chance.
You're the best fungus.

(You know, the ergot fungus?! Hofmann used it to synthesize LSD which he totally favored over psilocybin. Get it?)
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Dr. Seuss? Genius.
Must have done shrooms at least once.
That shit is crazy!
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It's psilocyBE.
That one E is not silent.
'tsa common mistake.



Okay, I'm totally out of haikus at the moment. My fingers hurt from counting so much. But that was a whole lot of fun.


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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: Arcanum]
    #11975061 - 02/06/10 12:28 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

haha those are awesome!


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[quote]Oweyervishice said:
[quote]Icelander said:
What is at the bottom of it?[/quote]

Death anxiety? :flirt:[/quote]

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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: nootropic]
    #17989545 - 03/21/13 01:07 PM (11 years, 10 days ago)

Madness beckons while laughter expires
Takes it with reason so it seems
Wind catches folly and fades

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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: Vaipen]
    #18984817 - 10/16/13 04:38 AM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Guided me for years,

Were the trees, streams, thoughts and tears,

Banishing my fears.

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So soon, so soon done,

Seemingly eternity,

when you are so young.

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No need to ponder,

Mindlessly, I just wonder,

I'm over yonder.

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Unutterable,

Unthinkable, stillness shines,

Unbelievable.

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"Ears hear," while "ear hears?.."

Said the corn to the soybean,

And the soybean blushed.

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Old habits die hard,

A dealer deals the next card,

Gaily sings the bard.

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A model waddle,

Bobble, boggle, a bottle,

Throttle the squabble.

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Oh, tempered steel,

Red with blood, dripping with sweat,

Love without regret.

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No getting around,

The thoughts that are so profound,

Ask a tree to ground.

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Ask a tree to ground,

Or asking a bird to sky,

Why do I ask, why?

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Or the three plus one,

Out of emptiness it comes,

closed eyes, see the light.

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Formlessness inspir'd

Light from the heart of the soul

A story unfolds.

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If you stop the mind,

pure awareness reigns supreme,

the heart of being.

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Soon expanding wide,

Resonant, the heart abides,

Brushing fear aside.

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Fades when they break, though,

I don't mind, they weren't ever mine,

So then I won't cry.

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Too much, not enough,

Nothing to gain or to lose,

what do we do next?

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A rhymer's rascal,

Don't believe me? Ask Pascal,

who stormed the castle.

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To finish the line,

I take time to make a rhyme,

Slowly passing time.

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Just missed the waiter,

to my pleasure he caters,

Aren't we all players?

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Horns, Hoofs through, tail not,

Chopped off at the love knot slot,

It's not what you thought.

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Where's the beat, Hey, gone,

with the wind I soar up high,

Like a bird I fly.

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Brachiate like apes,

Prepare for your fate today,

Tomorrows for Frey.

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Die of hunger rich,

But do not die as a snitch,

The lich does not flinch.

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Life is a runway

One can only go oneway,

why not have some fun?

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Seeking for the truth,

Out of emptiness it comes,

closed eyes, see the light.

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Panoramic sight,

In emptiness spawns the light,

Eyes wide closed, good night.

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A beautiful day,

Dark clouds, lightning and thunder,

Rain, to wash away.


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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: Mycomancer]
    #25685861 - 12/17/18 05:18 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Whispering Pines.
A dimensional rift
peeking through fallen needles.


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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: I am Shayne]
    #25686349 - 12/17/18 09:45 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Your first post is in a five year old thread, consisting of a non-haiku anyway?


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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #25686654 - 12/18/18 02:19 AM (5 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DividedQuantum said:
Your first post is in a five year old thread, consisting of a non-haiku anyway?



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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #25687979 - 12/18/18 05:47 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

A haiku actually doesn't need to be the traditional 5-7-5 syllable format.
What's important is the message, brought forth with few words.

Yes, I'm totally the type of person to reply to old threads haha. Why is that so bad? I like haiku and I like mushrooms, so I posted


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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: I am Shayne]
    #25688418 - 12/18/18 10:11 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

That's fine, I meant it in a lighthearted way. No worries.


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Re: Mushroom Haiku Thread [Re: DividedQuantum]
    #25692828 - 12/20/18 11:15 PM (5 years, 3 months ago)

nauseating smell

wafts from an off-white prism

fresh mycelium

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