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recalcitrant
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Canadians think porn is funny
#1156089 - 12/19/02 06:32 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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I read in the news paper the other day:
every monday a local high school puts on a patriotic national anthem video that goes to the tv's in all of the classrooms. it has the national anthem and some scenic shots of canadian wilderness and so forth. but last monday someone spliced in thirty seconds of hard core porn into the tape.
they dont know who did it, and no one seems to mind terribly. there were a couple of upset parents, but for the most part ppl are chalking it up to 'high school pranks'.
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TheMimeKing
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#1156694 - 12/20/02 12:02 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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ummmmm
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GabbaDj
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#1156758 - 12/20/02 01:15 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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This was a problem in my high school durring the winter months... In the lunch room their were about 5 Tvs with Vcr's that would play short movies or great sports moments videos...
Every now and then one would get switched with a porn video... In my school though not much got through to the parrents and whatever did wasnt paid much attention too anyway...
What else is their to do when theirs 10 feet of snow outside?
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Phluck
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#1157070 - 12/20/02 04:19 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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"for the most part ppl are chalking it up to 'high school pranks'. "
For the most part? What other theories are there?
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Cryptic
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: Phluck]
#1157436 - 12/20/02 07:10 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Porn is funny.. You cant say you havent seen a funny porno in your life!
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: Cryptic]
#1157606 - 12/20/02 08:28 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think it's funny when the guy cums in the chick's eye.
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Edited by silversoul7 (12/20/02 08:29 AM)
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trendal
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#1158115 - 12/20/02 12:27 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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All porn is funny because of the story line
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#1158434 - 12/20/02 03:10 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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thats actually a pretty good prank or an urban legend
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Lyena
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: Phluck]
#1158460 - 12/20/02 03:25 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Principal used one of the videos from his home collection that he thought was blank, and forgot to completely rewind it?
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Edited by Lyena (12/20/02 03:26 PM)
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RuNE
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: GabbaDj]
#1162273 - 12/22/02 12:19 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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In reply to:
Every now and then one would get switched with a porn video... In my school though not much got through to the parrents and whatever did wasnt paid much attention too anyway...
Thats cool. When i went to school, they wouldve chopped yer head off for crap like that. Stupid zero tolerance rules. Lucky those went into effect sumtime after i left. =] But the rules sucked even before that.
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#1165761 - 12/23/02 06:19 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Something like this happened at my old high school once. Senior prank. We have a news program produced by the students shown everyday. Have a production studio and the whole bit on campus. Well, a senior on the news team switched the tapes with porn. Handed it off to the librarian, she put it in the master VCR, all the TVs on campus came on to the tune of cheap porno music, grunts, and "oh, god!". Best senior prank I ever saw during my four years of hell there.
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#1178238 - 12/29/02 06:58 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol, this stuff is funny. It never happened at my school : ( The only thing we got to see were pictures of STDs on genitals in sex ed class. Come to think of it, what a stupid freakin class.
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: Earth_Droid]
#1192411 - 01/05/03 10:55 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Last year was my last year in high school. For a prank, some kids stole the "Oh Canada" tape that they play every morning. Well, they didn't "steal" it, they "borrowed" it... made some changes, and returned it. The next day at school, it's time for Oh Canada. I knew it was going to happen, cause the guy told me he had done it. (a friend of mine). Waiting for something funny to happen is hard...
Halfway through Oh Canada, the song goes fuzzy. Then silence. Then, "Attention Mayfield students... your school is surrounded. Please proceed with caution to the nearest exit, with your hands in the air. Make no sudden moves..."
PSSSHHHTTTTTT!!! Click. The principal comes on. "I apologize to all students, it seems that we have a prankster among us... etc... etc..."
It was funny.
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#1192436 - 01/05/03 11:06 AM (21 years, 2 months ago) |
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Canadian Porn (click to enlarge)...
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Did anybody shriek with terror?
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#7658946 - 11/20/07 12:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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2girls1cup, LOL!
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Le_Canard
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: recalcitrant]
#7659251 - 11/20/07 02:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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If that had happened here in the states, they would've locked the school down, strip searched all the students, and expelled anyone who saw it.
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: Le_Canard]
#7659380 - 11/20/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToiletDuk said: If that had happened here in the states, they would've locked the school down, strip searched all the students, and expelled anyone who saw it.
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#7660121 - 11/20/07 06:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
WhiskeyClone said:
Quote:
ToiletDuk said: If that had happened here in the states, they would've locked the school down, strip searched all the students, and expelled anyone who saw it.
Expelled anyone who laughed, and sent the rest to mandatory therapy.
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clorox
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Re: Canadians think porn is funny [Re: freddurgan]
#7660435 - 11/20/07 07:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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haha, porn can be pretty god damn funny man..
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