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InvisibleAcidDropper420
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how many women have you impregnated?
    #11887928 - 01/23/10 09:54 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

i have gotten a total of 5 preggo incidents, thank god they were down for abortion!(don't hate me for not wanting children in my late teens and early 20's.)

your turn.


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InvisibleAlmostAsCoolAs
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887932 - 01/23/10 09:56 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

That's terrible. Pulling out has yet to fail me so zero.


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Offlineoh_you_know
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887933 - 01/23/10 09:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

none yet...few close calls. ex gf pulling the whole, im prego with ur kid! come back to me! still havent seen a kid 4 years later :rolleyes:


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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887936 - 01/23/10 09:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

the pull out method is still working for me and I'm almost 30

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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #11887938 - 01/23/10 09:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Pulling out has yet to fail me so zero.



for sure :thumbup:


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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887943 - 01/23/10 09:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Condoms dude :facepalm:


I had to pickup a morning after pill once, but thats it.


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Invisiblemagikgrl
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887944 - 01/23/10 09:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

AcidDropper420 said:
i have gotten a total of 5 women preggo, thank god they were down for abortion!(don't hate me for not wanting children in my late teens and early 20's.)

your turn.




Damn, haven't you learned to pull out?!


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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887945 - 01/23/10 09:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

1 for sure but she mis-carried:dancer: and i pulled out btw.


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InvisibleAlmostAsCoolAs
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: deladude]
    #11887949 - 01/23/10 09:59 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Not fast enough.


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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887950 - 01/23/10 09:59 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

none. i have never been pregnant either.

wait, what?


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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: deladude]
    #11887951 - 01/23/10 09:59 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

condoms get expensive when its a multiple daily thing. a 12 pack in 5 days is expensive...


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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887955 - 01/23/10 10:00 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

None I hope.

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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11887965 - 01/23/10 10:01 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

oopos

Edited by rawtoxic (01/23/10 11:08 PM)

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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: rawtoxic]
    #11887990 - 01/23/10 10:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:facepalm: wow are you fucking kidding me??

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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #11888010 - 01/23/10 10:12 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
That's terrible. Pulling out has yet to fail me so zero.




seriously, just pull out, how did OP fuck up so bad? i don't get it.

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Invisiblemagikgrl
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: Hendostan]
    #11888023 - 01/23/10 10:15 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Hendostan said:
Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
That's terrible. Pulling out has yet to fail me so zero.




seriously, just pull out, how did OP fuck up so bad? i don't get it.




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Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Invisiblemidweststoner
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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11888033 - 01/23/10 10:18 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

One in H.S
she kiiled it because she had a bad coke problem :frown:


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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #11888044 - 01/23/10 10:20 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
none. i have never been pregnant either.

wait, what?



I think you actually have to have intercourse in order to get preggo
dont quote me on that though
:coaster:


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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: AcidDropper420]
    #11888068 - 01/23/10 10:25 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

AcidDropper420 said:
i have gotten a total of 5 women preggo, thank god they were down for abortion!(don't hate me for not wanting children in my late teens and early 20's.)

your turn.




God damn. I'm sorry, but I can't help but lose respect for you after this

one ABORTION should be enough to get you to think. Abortion is for absolute necessity, not recreation


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Re: how many women have you impregnated? [Re: Coaster]
    #11888073 - 01/23/10 10:26 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
none. i have never been pregnant either.

wait, what?



I think you actually have to have intercourse in order to get preggo
dont quote me on that though
:coaster:



You cant get anyone pregnant either coaster, mostly cuz your "chick" is a dude.


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