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Invisiblefee
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
    #11884905 - 01/23/10 01:08 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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gngsteroflove said:
T_R_B,
Your sig had me staring at it for several minutes. That's pretty funny bro.





I did the same thing


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: fee]
    #11885065 - 01/23/10 01:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Weirdest place for me was waking up in the middle of the woods without any knowledge of where the hell I was. This was after a night of drinking an unknown number of shots of SoCo.

Another time I got locked out of my place while by one of my roomates so I passed out on the porch. My other roomates gf came home around 4am from her own party freaking out because she thought I had died. I quickly got up and said "I can do this" before collapsing on the porch again lol.


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
    #11885317 - 01/23/10 02:23 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

The strangest place I woke up in was your mom's vagina  :burnbabyburn:  :lol:  :rofl2:


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: Istigkeit]
    #11885375 - 01/23/10 02:33 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

another time i woke up in the canopy of some guys truck driving to calgary? i was in vancouver the last time a remembered and got out in golden and hitched back to vancouver.

never smoke crack and eat opiates and drink rum, shit happens.


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
    #11885413 - 01/23/10 02:43 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

on the floor of a parking garage at 7am wearing only my underwear



i haven't beer bonged vodka since


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
    #11885427 - 01/23/10 02:45 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

All right well heres two I don't really remember but I'll never forget.

#1. So I wake up, after rolling all night, on the floor in a living room full of bodies. It was my house, I knew that, but there was a disturbance in the peace and tranquility of the whole thing that brought everyone back to reality. Everyone knew what it was yet no one seemed to acknowledge what was happening, other than to watch. In the corner was a topless girl in little shorts beating the shit out of another, equally cute girl, who was huddled in the fetal position. But how could this be, violence, with E? It couldn't be but it was and someone should do something... but not I for I was way too comfortable. Eventually someone reacted and a guy got up slowly and threw the assaulter into a chair. It was as if a switched had been flipped and the peace had returned.

#2. I was at a party 20 miles south of my crib. By midnight I had gone into black out mode; a result of xanax and liquor. My friend tells me he eventually drove my car home with me in the back around 5:30. He says when we got to his house i woke up and told him I'd drive myself home. Next thing I know its dark, again I guess, and I'm sitting in the drivers seat with some unknown kid passing me a bong. I also had a mixed drink in my hand, an incredible hulk, and in front of me was a hotel full of people partying. Apparently I had driven about 250miles away to some thing called spring bling and the whole hotel was rented out by kids. Great Time... how i miss having no no responsibilities.


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: ThailandBound]
    #11885690 - 01/23/10 03:41 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

new years eve i woke up in vegas on top of a big rig. guess that would be the... strangest place. actually Tijuana still tops it


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: ManianFH]
    #11886069 - 01/23/10 04:54 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I woke up in the back seat of a car after a party once and realized I didn't recognize it as the car of any of my friends. A piece of mail allowed me to identify the owner, and it was some kid at my college who I have almost no connection to. I got out of the car and found my cellphone in 3 pieces in a puddle, along with alot of my wallet contents. I was smack dab in the middle of an office area, and had no idea the whereabouts of anyone else. I walked and hitch-hiked until I happened to find a cab at a gas station.

After a coke binge one night I awoke under an antique legged bathtub in the bathroom. I just remember my eyes focusing in, and there being a wall of porcelain like 2 inches in front of my nose. I don't think I puked, though.


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: fee]
    #11886136 - 01/23/10 05:08 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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fee said:
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gngsteroflove said:
T_R_B,
Your sig had me staring at it for several minutes. That's pretty funny bro.





I did the same thing




heh.  yeah.  i did the same thing when i first saw it.  happy i could provide some entertainment.


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11886180 - 01/23/10 05:14 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Sounds like partying with you guys would be an interesting experience.  :rockon:


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: deCypher]
    #11893697 - 01/24/10 07:07 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I'd like to party with everyone on here
it'd make for an interesting week :awebig:


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
    #11893712 - 01/24/10 07:09 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Curled up on the roof with my legs dangling off.


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: alternatereality]
    #11893802 - 01/24/10 07:18 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

sounds kinda fucked up
no offence


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
    #11893813 - 01/24/10 07:20 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

In a randomers' garden shed 6 miles from home.


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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: Hinny]
    #11893994 - 01/24/10 07:41 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Woke up in my friends house, without my glasses (-9 both eyes, horribly near sighted). Sleeping on his couch with crusty vomit all over my face. The kicker, my friend wasn't there he slept at the bon fire spot in his truck (several miles away). Needless to say waking up blind without glasses in your friends house when he isn't even there and not knowing how you got there.....priceless

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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: pretzel_king]
    #11894000 - 01/24/10 07:43 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

If I had a dollar for everytime I lost my glasses while fucked up I could buy a pair of glasses.

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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11894193 - 01/24/10 08:14 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Laser eye surgery :yesnod:

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Invisiblefee
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #11894204 - 01/24/10 08:15 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

im so happy I dont wear glasses
I would loose or fuck up more pairs than I could ever afford


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: fee]
    #11894887 - 01/24/10 09:58 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

This other time woke up at the same friends house this time i also had lost my glasses. the inside of my truck door was caked in mud because i let my friend drive it and he got stuck spinning the back tires causing mud to cake the door. I had to get out and puke I tripped out and fell on the ground losing my glasses. My friend had fiberglass embedded in his hand from a broken shovel I had in the back that he used to dig it out. somehow he didn't realize there were sand bags in the back that he climbed over to get the shovel (the sand would have made it a lot easier). The next day we went back to the mud pit and there was my glasses sitting on the only little patch of grass. oh and from that previous story somehow my friend found my glasses in his trunk. I always find em

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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: pretzel_king]
    #11894940 - 01/24/10 10:06 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

on top of an elementary school roof about a mile away from home

i blame bacardi 151, but i have no idea how i got up there. When i woke up, some old guy was laughing at me and i still had more 151


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