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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
#11882945 - 01/22/10 11:27 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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midweststoner said: strangest for me was a bathtub
that's funny, me too.
16 years old, 2nd time at this girl's house. her parents were gone and i stole a bottle of hyptnotiq from my parent's stash (for the girls). i ended up polishing off most of the bottle, plus some of her parent's whiskey and a few bud lights with her and one other girl. i have no memory of the entire night after dipping into the whiskey, but i woke up in a different pair of clothes, with a shirt on backwards, in her bathtub. i woke up, realized how much i'd fucked up, and left. haven't talked to her since either and to this day i have no idea what happened.
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Epilson Lyrae
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: blazenn]
#11882954 - 01/22/10 11:28 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I've passed out on psychedelics a couple of times over the years. I don't understand it either but when it happened to me, it didn't last too long. It was more like sensory overload and I just wilted or something.
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fee
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
#11882966 - 01/22/10 11:29 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Actually the worst was this
"I wak up to some old lady beating me with the scruffy end of a wicker broom. I wake up saying shit like what the fuck bla bla bla while she is screaming for Ed and im like, Who the fuck are you lady and she is yelling and screaming telling me to get out of her house and I sit up look around and say to her while she is freaking out "well hu this isnt my friends house"
her husband comes down stairs in his whitie tighties holding a base ball bar and I put my pants on and am looking for my shoes and ask them what they did with them and all they are saying we are calling the cops bla bla bla and Ed is coming at me with the bat yelling at me to get out and as I am I see my shoes im like "Look guys I was even nice enough to take my shoes off before I came in'
well I put my shoes on and got the fuck out of there
I have seen them around town a few times since and they just give me dirty looks and all I can do is laugh just thinking about that night
what happened was I was walking to my friends house coming from a bar shit faced and the last thing I remember was leaning against a tree and then that lady hitting me in the face with a broom
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
#11882969 - 01/22/10 11:30 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Laying in a tipped backed chair next to a smooldering fire with my sweater on backwards so the hood covered by my face.
Someone was gracious enough to bring my a pillow?
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
#11882973 - 01/22/10 11:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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gngsteroflove said: I've passed out on psychedelics a couple of times over the years. I don't understand it either but when it happened to me, it didn't last too long. It was more like sensory overload and I just wilted or something.
yup that is exactly how it went. it was my first time frying and it was some dank WoW last summer, 2 hits and a blunt. it was a terrifying, humbling, and all around enjoyable experience.
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: blazenn]
#11882979 - 01/22/10 11:32 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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In the psychiatric ward of a hospital, where I had to stay for the next eight days and was only allowed one 10 minute phonecall a day.
I had no recollection of the night before. All I could remember was that I took a bunch of benzos.
Turns out I had thrashed my arm up with a knife.
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: crackawebsta]
#11883010 - 01/22/10 11:41 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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In someone's backyard on an air matress surrounded by blankets and pillows, and 3 full grown boxers. I had done E and knocked back a 26 of Jagermeister the night before, had no idea where I was or how I got there. Was so fucking terrified when the dogs came storming down from the upstairs patio when I woke up, but it turns out I made pretty good friends with them the night before because they just licked my face and brought a big ball. We wrestled for a while (it was just barely light out) then I remembered that I had no idea where the fuck I was or who's house I was at, so I said my farewells to the dogs and hopped the fence and walked home.
Turns out I was at the other side of town (about 15 miles from my house) at a girl's place I had met the night before, her, some of her friends, and some of my friends brought a bunch of blankets outside and were chillin' under the stars, and I guess I was the only one to pass out.
I've had sex with that girl several times since then.
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
#11883019 - 01/22/10 11:44 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Psych ward.
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: Adden]
#11883222 - 01/23/10 12:43 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Reno, NV. got drunk in vegas, n i guess i hopped a bus to reno, havent got the slightest clue why. i still have a spinny RENO thingy i bought in a souvenier store.
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: blazenn]
#11883419 - 01/23/10 01:48 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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blazenn said:
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alexithymia said:
Or a bathroom floor?
i thought that was pretty common actually
Ehh it's only happened to me once (Oh haii 14 year old who can't handle her liquor). I'm really not too original with the places I choose to pass out
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: sicknesslives]
#11883425 - 01/23/10 01:50 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jacuzzi.
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: alexithymia]
#11883436 - 01/23/10 01:54 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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hahah yeah the first time it happened to me was the first time i got drunk, and i was with my mom, my aunt, her husband, and my brother drinking shots all night when i was 14 or 15 and i ended up throwing up in the bathroom and passing out.
the 2nd time was the 1st gravity bong i made. i smoked 2 bowls of shwag really fast and started feeling sick like i was gonna throw up, so i went to the bathroom and never did throw up. then i just got really tired and decided why not just sleep on the floor right there? so i did, at like 3pm and i was only 15 or 16 but luckily i woke up before my mom got home. woulda been hard to explain why i passed out laying halfway in the bathroom and half in the hallway.
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: blazenn]
#11883447 - 01/23/10 01:57 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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When I was too young to even know other languages existed... I fell asleep in Michigan and woke up in Quebec!!!!
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
#11883452 - 01/23/10 01:59 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: LobsterSauce]
#11883465 - 01/23/10 02:04 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Band stand in town
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: Mystery420]
#11883666 - 01/23/10 03:10 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: AcidDropper420]
#11883670 - 01/23/10 03:11 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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gngsteroflove said: Naked with an old girlfriend on a blanket near a path in the woods to the sound of some hikers in shock.
LOL I've done this.
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: AcidDropper420]
#11883671 - 01/23/10 03:11 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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My bed, every morning...
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
#11883679 - 01/23/10 03:14 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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- In a bramble bush with an unopened heineken in one hand, half eaten mushroom chocolate in the other, someone else's sweater and someone else's shoes (both of which were 4 sizes to big for me) and my glasses were gone.(mushrooms, mescaline, lsd, mdma, cannabis, alcohol)
- In some stranger's living room in a Denver ghetto on the couch, soaking wet with the television on. This old black lady comes out with her teenage son and goes "What are you doing here!? who are you!?" "what are you doing in our house!?" and I had no recollection of how I got there. I told her that I was confused, lost my glasses and thought I was at a friends house, and that Id leave as soon as I got my shoes on. They seemed mortified like they thought I was robbing them.(LSD, alcohol, marijuana and crack cocaine)
- On the sidewalk of a heavily foot traffic bridge.(alcohol, cannabis)
Edited by MisterMuscaria (01/23/10 03:24 AM)
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Re: Post the strangest place you woke up in [Re: midweststoner]
#11883718 - 01/23/10 03:36 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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one that i remember is waking up after 10 too many on a boxspring with no mattress or pillows and no clothes on with a strange girl next to me.
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