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Am I a racist
    #1186237 - 01/03/03 03:23 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Subject: Very Interesting

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple
Choice
test. (The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually
happened!
Do you remember?)

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by:
a. Olga Corbitt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

5. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old
American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to
take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
into
the US Pentagon and the other was diverted to a crash by the passengers.
Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Nope, .........I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics
intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed
to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of
80-year-old
women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret
Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year
old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former
Governors.



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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Ripple]
    #1186241 - 01/03/03 03:26 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

No, you're a realist...


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Ripple]
    #1186495 - 01/03/03 06:11 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Subject: Dogs, the real terrorists.

1. Over three hundred people in the United States between 1979 and 1999 were murdered by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Dogs

2. In the United States in 333,687 emergency room visits were caused by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Dogs

3. Who did Adolph Hitler praise as 'brave' and 'trustworthy'?
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Dogs

4. Who was responsible for the majority of injuries to peaceful black protesters in Birmingham in 1963?
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Dogs

5. In Los Angeles in October of 2000, a 6 week old baby was brutally murdered by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Dogs

6. You are ten times less likely to be murdered by a mountain lion and a hundred times less likely to be murdered by a coyote than by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindbergh
c. Mother Teresa
d. Dogs

7. Amnesty International has released a report condemning use by the police of:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Dogs

8.Children are the most frequent victims of attacks by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Dogs

9. Although their numbers increased by only 2% between 1986 and 1996, there was a 35% increase in attacks by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Dogs

10. Annually in the United States 4.7 million people are assaulted by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Dogs

11. Many brutal dictators- including Napoleon, Hitler, and Idi Amin- have been fond of:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Dogs

12. 23% of children in the United States expressed a moderate to extreme fear of:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Dogs


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: bivalve]
    #1186505 - 01/03/03 06:17 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Damn dogs, i bet they are muslim...

Or maybe they were just trained by Bin Laden after he was trained by the american secret services...


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: bivalve]
    #1186513 - 01/03/03 06:20 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Bivlave brings up a very interesting point...statistics can often be used to prove any point you're trying to make. As real as all those stats are, it's not that black and white...what's not provided is the reasons why these "fanatic" muslim attacks occur. Is it just because they felt like it? I'm sure it would be just as easy, if not easier to make a similar list with White, male judeo christians between the ages of 17 - 40.


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Rono]
    #1186532 - 01/03/03 06:28 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Yes, exactly. I was going to point out that you could easily bring up a list of Christian fanatics blowing up abortion clinics and whatnot. Pretty much any group of people can be demonized if you make a list of all the bad things they've done.


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Rono]
    #1186707 - 01/03/03 07:24 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

67.75% of all stats are made up on the spot.


Source: The DNC.


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Edited by Innvertigo (01/03/03 08:38 PM)


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Innvertigo]
    #1187738 - 01/03/03 01:35 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

In response to this post I summarily executed my dog on behalf of Americans everywhere, thus making the world a safer place. I hope to now become a dog catcher and send many dogs to the concentration camps aka the pound, thus helping even more. Damn that logic is scary.


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Ripple]
    #1187801 - 01/03/03 02:20 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Do you want the customs to screen male individuals between 17 and 40? It doesn't say on poeples forhead that they are either religious (...yeah OK, some jesus freaks, chassidic jews and dalai lama etc...) or extreme. If I were to blow up something i'd try not to fit the obvious profile of mad bombers, so maybe next time they'll send a blond girl dressed like a crack whore....

Z

...by the way if your point is that you want to screen people you think look like "sand niggers", then maybe you are a racist after all...


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Zimzum]
    #1188652 - 01/03/03 08:40 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

****maybe next time they'll send a blond girl dressed like a crack whore****

I doubt it.....


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: bivalve]
    #1188879 - 01/03/03 09:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Ignoratio elenchi Deario. But I suppose your logic is as rusty as your reasoning.

Ever heard of inductive reasoning? I didn't think so.


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Phluck]
    #1188958 - 01/03/03 11:29 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

maybe some muslims have good reason to HATE amerikkka like many people in chile , columbia, EL Salvador , Indonesa etc etc
but not all these people are muslim
wait OH MY GOD(jesus of course....gotta fit in right???)

maybe some of these people have good reson to hold a anger to a nation who killed people in their family , raped their daughters

this is NOT exageration
do a little reding if you dont belive me ...........and if you dont know where to look and want to call me a liar ask for my sources dont be a "mud slinger"
thats not relevant

side note:my god is not jesus (sorry) its me and you and all but saying that ruins it a better way to put it is
look inside the kindom of god is inside you

and it is and all around to this universe has organization, strange "living type " behaviour from things that shouldnt seem to

god is the mighty all
you me
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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #1188972 - 01/03/03 11:44 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

maybe some of these people have good reson to hold a anger to a nation who killed people in their family , raped their daughters


That is a large claim to make without citing sources. If you do have accurate and reliable sources, please do share.

I really didn't understand that whole part about you being your own god?


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #1189022 - 01/04/03 12:38 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

maybe some muslims have good reason to HATE amerikkka like many people in chile , columbia, EL Salvador , Indonesa etc etc 




I thought more of you before this statement.

You must remember not to offend others because they will think less of you and can get branded a 'racist'.  :shocked:

[hmm I'm having a deja vu, man]

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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #1189030 - 01/04/03 12:43 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Hey, I just thought of something.

You don't wear a turban or anything do you?

I'm taking a little survey for personal use. :wink:

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: 


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Ripple]
    #1190382 - 01/04/03 03:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I think it's ironic how many of those opposed to a war with Iraq call it genocide, yet bin Ladan and Saddam openly preach against Christianity and are fighting a holy war against this religion. I guess genocide can only be committed if you're white.


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Anonymous]
    #1190644 - 01/04/03 06:02 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

They are attacking for their religious beliefs...we are attacking them for their oil...which is worse?


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Anonymous]
    #1190653 - 01/04/03 06:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)


I think it's ironic how many of those opposed to a war with Iraq call it genocide,
yet bin Ladan and Saddam openly preach against Christianity and are fighting a
holy war against this religion. I guess genocide can only be committed if you're
white.


Thank liberalism. It's paramount to fawn over non-American culture's hardships,
but if you express any concern or interest over the white race or America you
will be considered racist, nationalistic, and "intolerant".

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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Ripple]
    #1190666 - 01/04/03 06:17 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Hey you forgot who shot the pope and assassinated one of our presidents, they were muslim too.

Keep awn crackin,
Dilauded


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Re: Am I a racist [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #1190671 - 01/04/03 06:20 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Well, you know I am God, I am Jesus, I am Satan, and I am me.

Dilauded


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