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Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. 1
#11830046 - 01/14/10 05:29 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I wanna start off by saying that I love Kinder Surprise chocolates. Ive been eating them since I can remember(not a chocolate addict by any means!).
The chocolate still tastes the exact same which is good, the toys that come inside it however have changed and they now suck!
You can all go ahead and tease me for this but I have hundreds of kinder surprise toys that Ive collected over the years. They always had awesome and neat toys that you would have to put together yourself. Sure they may have been only 4 or 6 pieces to assemble but that's not the point.
The toys they give now suck! No more assembly required! It's just some mini figurine or something, just molded together. No more pieces.
Why must they dumb down everything and always have to ruin good things? This goes for a lot of other things in the world. Either they decided to dumb it down for whatever reason, kids no longer need to think how to piece it together if it's just 1 piece?
Maybe it's cheaper to not have to design toys to assemble in different pieces? Either way, they can fuck off and take there milk chocolate with them..
I buy these chocolates for the cool toys inside and the chocolate, if I want just the chocolate I'll go buy myself a few boxes of Godiva chocolates and Swiss Chocolates 
I know this is totally irrelevant in life but I'm tired and I felt like venting about something.
*Waits to get flamed......
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: hpi] 1
#11830058 - 01/14/10 05:32 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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No flaming from me, I agree.
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: hpi] 1
#11830096 - 01/14/10 05:38 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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My aunt and uncle used to bring me back a bunch of those Kinder Surprise eggs when my uncle was stationed in Germany in the early late 80's and early 90's.
Those things were awesome.
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: WakeboardrB] 1
#11830123 - 01/14/10 05:41 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Never have seen or heard of this.
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: WakeboardrB] 1
#11830148 - 01/14/10 05:44 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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What?
You don't need to assemble the toys anymore?
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: Rocker232] 1
#11830150 - 01/14/10 05:44 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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What exactly are you saying? You have never seen,heard or eaten a Kinder Surprise Egg?
Don't you live in America? I bet if you go ask some Sand N*ggers living in the Middle East they'll know what I'm talking about.
Hell they probably give the toy to a child and pack the egg with high explosives and make like a chocolate egg shaped grenade
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: hpi] 1
#11830197 - 01/14/10 05:53 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kinder Surprise is illegal in the US. Look it up.
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: hpi] 1
#11830200 - 01/14/10 05:53 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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hpi said: The toys they give now suck! No more assembly required! It's just some mini figurine or something, just molded together. No more pieces
Ah, I completely agree. They are completely useless. I never even liked the chocolate at all, it was about finding the surprise inside that made it worthwhile to me.
Also, the puzzles still remains the worst surprise to get. You can't play with you puzzle, it's just 6 crappy pieces of cardboard...
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: shivas.wisdom] 1
#11830230 - 01/14/10 05:58 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't bash puzzles man! They never did anything to you!
I still have all the puzzles assembled. They have that puzzle glue/sealant to hold them together and keep them shiny. I can sort of play with it, I can hold it vertically and shoot it upwards making it spin and then catch it again!
Sounds lame but you gotta try it when you're tweaking! It's awesome! Counting the rotations it makes in the air
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: shivas.wisdom] 1
#11830233 - 01/14/10 05:59 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Kinder Eggs are sold all over the world excluding the United States, where the 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act prohibits embedding "non-nutritive items" in confections. Additionally, the Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a recall on the eggs in 1997 (mostly via import shops), likely as a consequence of the introduction of the rival Nestlé Wonderball product featuring Disney characters, which was also quickly pulled under FDA pressure[1]. Kinder Egg-like confections are available, but only in a plastic form filled with small candies and/or stickers. There are some stores in the United States that sell genuine Kinder Eggs, often in conjunction with other imported British or other European sweets, although their import is illegal due to the 1938 law and 1997 recall.[2]
Frankly Im surprised they are legal in Canada, I thought Canada had even stricter food laws than the US.
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: MisterMuscaria] 1
#11830264 - 01/14/10 06:03 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I agree. I got a kinder surprise at christmas and it was some stupid figure. PUTTING THE TOY TOGETHER IS WHAT MAKES IT SPECIAL!!!
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: MisterMuscaria] 1
#11830265 - 01/14/10 06:03 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I KNOW that walmart in the States sells Kinder Surprise eggs. They sell them seperately or in boxes of 3. Ive bought them so many times in Florida when I go!
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Re: Kinder Surprise Chocolates/toys inside. [Re: hpi] 1
#11831075 - 01/14/10 07:50 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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i totally feel your pain.t hose things were fucking AWESOME there was really an element of surprise in assembling these toys that you weren't really sure waht they did.. and then once you assembled them they all had this charming little thing they did...
i was so disappointed the last time i bought one and got those dinky figurines. I'd even go as far as saying that i buy the chocolate JUST for the toys... not anymore my friends.. not anymore... maybe we should write some letters... i'm sure we're not the only ones disappointed by this.
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