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 Devin43
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 Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings 
#11828223 - 01/14/10 12:47 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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lets hear um!
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"There i was, laying on my stomach with my head in a road cone... BEST-IDEA-EVER!
MY UNITARIAN JIHAD NAME IS: Brother Gatling Gun of Quiet Reflection
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Devin43
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 Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Devin43]
#11828252 - 01/14/10 12:53 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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"There i was, laying on my stomach with my head in a road cone... BEST-IDEA-EVER!
MY UNITARIAN JIHAD NAME IS: Brother Gatling Gun of Quiet Reflection
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Devin43]
#11828298 - 01/14/10 01:01 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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"There i was, laying on my stomach with my head in a road cone... BEST-IDEA-EVER!
MY UNITARIAN JIHAD NAME IS: Brother Gatling Gun of Quiet Reflection
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Devin43]
#11828312 - 01/14/10 01:04 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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it took the first video you posted, and made it 
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Devin43
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WHOA WTF!!!!! THATS AWESOME
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"There i was, laying on my stomach with my head in a road cone... BEST-IDEA-EVER!
MY UNITARIAN JIHAD NAME IS: Brother Gatling Gun of Quiet Reflection
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Devin43]
#11828481 - 01/14/10 01:40 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hahahaha fuck
I'd never seen any Katt Williams before. I don't know why the fuck not!
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Devin43
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Met]
#11828488 - 01/14/10 01:42 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Met said:
Hahahaha fuck
I'd never seen any Katt Williams before. I don't know why the fuck not!
GO!!! youtube, google, everything. Katt Williams is THE best comedian ever
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"There i was, laying on my stomach with my head in a road cone... BEST-IDEA-EVER!
MY UNITARIAN JIHAD NAME IS: Brother Gatling Gun of Quiet Reflection
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Devin43]
#11828520 - 01/14/10 01:45 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Way ahead of you
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Met]
#11828545 - 01/14/10 01:50 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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IDK about the best  He's only made what, 3 albums?
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Met]
#11828570 - 01/14/10 01:55 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Katt Williams is one of the funniest motherfuckers alive.
This bit here is pretty funny:
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“I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens.
I've been knocking from the inside.” - Rumi
“The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood, the carbon in our apple pies were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of starstuff.” - Carl Sagan
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: pfxtc]
#11828666 - 01/14/10 02:10 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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pfxtc said:
IDK about the best He's only made what, 3 albums?
and that matters why? doesnt make him more or less funny lol
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"There i was, laying on my stomach with my head in a road cone... BEST-IDEA-EVER!
MY UNITARIAN JIHAD NAME IS: Brother Gatling Gun of Quiet Reflection
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Devin43]
#11829180 - 01/14/10 03:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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"If you don't have a job, and you don't smoke weed, then I don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life!" lol
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Devin43]
#11829232 - 01/14/10 03:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Devin43 said:
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pfxtc said:
IDK about the best He's only made what, 3 albums?
and that matters why? doesnt make him more or less funny lol
Yeah but he's not even in the same boat as Hicks, Carlin - guy's like that 
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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: pfxtc]
#11829296 - 01/14/10 03:28 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
pfxtc said:
Quote:
Devin43 said:
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pfxtc said:
IDK about the best He's only made what, 3 albums?
and that matters why? doesnt make him more or less funny lol
Yeah but he's not even in the same boat as Hicks, Carlin - guy's like that
True, he doesn't touch those guys.
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: AltecLansing]
#11829543 - 01/14/10 03:58 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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"if you aint got a job and you aint smoking weed, then i donno what the fuck you're doing" hahaha
"you all stressed out, omg how am i gonna pay all these bills! ohhh lord they gonna turn my goddamn electric off! then you take one hit andwtf!?! Fuck the goddamn electric bill, i got a bunch of candles in the cupboard and I been waiting to burn those bitches!"
hes hilarious in friday after next too. "Damon! I am a boy, and you are not in prison anymore" crunch goes visegrips to terry crews nuts. its hysterical guys
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: ChubbyPitbull]
#11829648 - 01/14/10 04:17 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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i dont feel much like a tiger.
uhhh whoopin...lol
symptoms of weed. hungry, happy, sleepy.
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Met]
#11829682 - 01/14/10 04:24 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Met said:
Hahahaha fuck
I'd never seen any Katt Williams before. I don't know why the fuck not!
get that american hustle! hilarious.
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: pfxtc]
#11829797 - 01/14/10 04:46 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
pfxtc said:
Quote:
Devin43 said:
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pfxtc said:
IDK about the best He's only made what, 3 albums?
and that matters why? doesnt make him more or less funny lol
Yeah but he's not even in the same boat as Hicks, Carlin - guy's like that
funny how i have never heard of them
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"There i was, laying on my stomach with my head in a road cone... BEST-IDEA-EVER!
MY UNITARIAN JIHAD NAME IS: Brother Gatling Gun of Quiet Reflection
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: Devin43]
#11829979 - 01/14/10 05:17 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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what? dude bill hicks is probably the best stand-up comedian the world has seen...
here's a little taste...
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Re: Fav Katt Williams jokes or sayings [Re: In(di)go]
#11830010 - 01/14/10 05:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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In(di)go said:
what? dude bill hicks is probably the best stand-up comedian the world has seen...
here's a little taste...
My 2 favorite Bill Hicks quotes on the same video.
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The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us. They say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because - this is just a ride." And we - kill those people. "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus, murdered; Martin Luther King, murdered; Malcolm X, murdered; Gandhi, murdered; John Lennon, murdered; Reagan ... wounded. But it doesn't matter, because - it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.
- Bill Hicks
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