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spaceship landed in my backyard
    #11765368 - 01/04/10 02:31 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

i like to check out the mufon report sightings occasionally cause i find ufo sightings interesting and  i just came across this oneee 


JULY 7,2005 9:30 PM I WAS LOADING A LADDER ONTO VAN WHEN I SAW A SPACEHIP IN THE SKY COMING FROM THE WEST I SAW A LIGHTED SPACESHIP WITH LANDING GEAR IT FLIPPED UP ON ITS SIDE TO AVOID HITTING SOME OF THE TREES AND THE TOP OF IT HAD A BIG LIGHT WHICH GLOWED SIMILIAR TO THE MOON AND IT LANDED IN A WOODED AREA ACROSS THE ROAD.THERE WAS INTENSE BRIGHT LIGHTS UNDERNEATH THE SHIP THE LIGHTS WERE BRIGHT AS A BOLT OF LIGHTING. AFTER ABOUT 15 MINUTES THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. I CROSSED THE ROAD AND WENT INTO THE WOODS TO SEE WHAT IT WAS. I CAME AROUND THE HILL THERE WERE 2 POLICE CARS THEY HAD SAW IT PREVIOUSLY IN THE SKY GOING OVER WAL-MART PARKING LOT.THEY LEFT CONTINUED TO WALK OVER TO THE ARE WHERE I SAW IT.WHEN I GOT IN A DISTANCE THE SHIP HAD A LARGE FAN COVERING THE BOTTOM OF THE SHIP A DIM GLOW OF LIGHTS SHOWED FROM UNDERNEATH.THERE WERE 3 STEPS THAT CAME FROM UNDERNEATH WITH A SMALL DOOR ON THE SIDE OF THE SHIP. I WALKED AROUND IT AND LOOKED UNDDERNEATH IT I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM THE AIRFORCE. I WALKED INSIDE IT WAS DARK INSIDE THE FAN WAS BLOWING AIR REMINDED ME OF A BROILER ROOM IN A FACTORY. I SAW A HEAD THAT LOOKED LIKE A KANGEROO. THE INSIDE WAS FILLED WITH ELECTRICAL CABLES WITH VENT PIPES GOING UP TO THE TOP OF THE SHIP. THERE WERE 3 THEY TURNED AROUND THEY WERE SHORT WITH LARGE BLACK EYES. THEY HAD SKIN LIKE A LIZZARD. THEY CAME TOWARD ME BUT MADE NO SOUND OF COMMUNICATION.i HAD A FLASHLIGHT IN MY HAND THEY REACHED FOR THE LIGHT. I HANDED THEM THE LIGHT THEY BEGN SHAKING THE LIGHT. I JUST STOOD THERE LOOKING AT THEM I TRIED TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEM BUT THEY DID NOT RESPOND BUT THEY WERE LOOKING AT ME CURIOUSLY. ONE TOUCHED ME ON THE ARM AND IT SCARED ME SO I RAN OUT OF THE WOODS AND BACK ACROSS THE ROAD.


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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: skatealex2]
    #11765388 - 01/04/10 02:34 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


That guy stole my idea.....to troll the shit out of that site.


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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: skatealex2]
    #11765393 - 01/04/10 02:34 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: skatealex2]
    #11765397 - 01/04/10 02:35 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Skatealex2, you are way too into this ufo shit. Like way too into it.

Have you ever been abducted?


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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: Set]
    #11765400 - 01/04/10 02:36 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

:ilold:

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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: Woohoo]
    #11765573 - 01/04/10 03:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

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WakeboardrB said:
Skatealex2, you are way too into this ufo shit. Like way too into it.

Have you ever been abducted?




not yet ...              it would be easier to ignore these things if there weren't always weird lights in the sky...  they're out almost every night and leave when sunlight comes in...  i assume they aren't stars or planets simply beacuse they're fairly close, hover around in really strange movements and look like flashing strobe lights...  and they make weird movements when i focus on them.                            i don't watch them anymore so much but ill always take a quick look to see if they're still out...  (1-4) moving lights in various parts of the sky...  im sure 1 or 2 of them could be satelites but the ones that are closest to my house seem to react when people look at them and i am positive they're not anything easily explainable...  the way they float around looks kind of like how jellyfish swim 

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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: skatealex2]
    #11765585 - 01/04/10 03:01 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

This thread just reminded me of those duct tape hats.


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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: skatealex2]
    #11765605 - 01/04/10 03:04 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Not everything you see in the sky can be explained though..

His story seems a little.. Ridiculous lol.

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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: HippiexChild]
    #11765637 - 01/04/10 03:10 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

my uncle was convinced that these couple of lights in the night sky were government spy planes listening to his every word

until one night when i asked him, if those are secret government spy planes sent to spy on you without your knowing

why the fuck would they put lights on them and make them easy to spot

he looked like something in his brain broke for a second, then reset itself into the correct spot and suddenly he wasn't a fucking lunatic any more

dude, occam's razor is more than just a pun waiting to happen

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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: HippiexChild]
    #11765680 - 01/04/10 03:18 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

HippiexChild said:
Not everything you see in the sky can be explained though..

His story seems a little.. Ridiculous lol.




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skatealex2 said:
ONE TOUCHED ME ON THE ARM AND IT SCARED ME SO I RAN OUT OF THE WOODS AND BACK ACROSS THE ROAD.


:rofl:



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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: skatealex2]
    #11765702 - 01/04/10 03:21 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

I'm getting the image of an alien "coming on" to this guy. :lol:

except the guy has intimacy issues


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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: Set]
    #11765794 - 01/04/10 03:37 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Pure awesomeness.


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Re: spaceship landed in my backyard [Re: Niffla]
    #11797459 - 01/09/10 05:05 PM (14 years, 1 month ago)

Distance: 100 feet or less
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THERE IS A STRANGE OVER HEAD SOUND, THEN WHITHIN 30 SECONDS,DEEP THUNDERING UNDER THE HOUSE.ALWAYS FOLLOWED BY SCRATCHING AND DIGGING UNDER AND IN THE WALLS,THEN SILENCE.PS. THE OVERHEAD SOUND CAN BE FELT THRU THE ENTIRE BODY PS. PINK TIPPED CRYSTALS FOUND ON GROUND RECENTLY.



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