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Invisiblemjshroomer
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Chocolate: the Birth of A Candy bar Drug
    #1178925 - 12/30/02 06:59 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

The Birth of a Candy Bar

One Payday, Mr. Goodbar, wanted a Bit of Honey so he took Mary Jane behind the Power House on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He gave her a big Hershey?s Kiss and began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Toosie Roll! He let out a Snickers as his Butterfinger went up her Juicy Fruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed, ?Oh Henry? thats ?Good and Plenty.? Mary Jane said ?You?re even better than the Three Musketeers.? Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later she had a Baby Ruth.

A bear and a rabbit went into the woods to take a shit. The bear looked at the rabbit and asked ?Rabbit, do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur.? ?Nope? replied the rabbit. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.


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Re: Chocolate: the Birth of A Candy bar Drug [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1179173 - 12/30/02 08:51 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

lmao :grin:


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Re: Chocolate: the Birth of A Candy bar Drug [Re: hairs]
    #1179522 - 12/30/02 10:50 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

lol yup damn funny  :smile:


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Re: Chocolate: the Birth of A Candy bar Drug [Re: mjshroomer]
    #1180250 - 12/30/02 05:01 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

whats brown and sticky?

a stick!!!!!!!


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