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RoosterCogburn
Fearless,one-eyed U.S.Marshall



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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
#11777860 - 01/06/10 04:28 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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LadyLittleZeppelin said: Ass or beard its up to you 
I'm glad you speak for all ladies... 
Not all women like faggy metrosexuals. Some ladies actually like MANLY MEN.
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LadyLittleZeppelin
Stoner



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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: RoosterCogburn]
#11777868 - 01/06/10 04:30 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I didn't say I liked faggots. I just don't like beards and a majority of women I know don't either. You can be big and tough without growing a carpet on your face.
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thePatient
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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
#11777974 - 01/06/10 04:44 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Facial hair is a birth right for males. Beards are to men, what make-up is to women. It's all an illusion.
Anyways, a question for all the guys: Is there any specific way of shaving to insure your beard comes in full and/or symmetrical? For example, with the grain, or against?
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Shroomism
Space Travellin


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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11777978 - 01/06/10 04:45 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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sup scruffy beard club
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Ripple
Ripple




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Re: I'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11777981 - 01/06/10 04:45 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm an old and Grey 50 years old and still can't grow one!
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robbyberto
Water Boy


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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: Shroomism]
#11778057 - 01/06/10 04:54 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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*no homo You got cool eyes.
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pmb
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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: robbyberto]
#11778079 - 01/06/10 04:56 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I can only grow scrangly looking beards but it's not patchy. Also my facial hair is like a dark orange and the hair on my head is dark brown anyone know what causes this?
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Shroomism
Space Travellin


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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: robbyberto]
#11778082 - 01/06/10 04:57 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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thanks yo, I get that a lot actually, they are my bestest feature and color changing or something

also I can only hope to one day have a beard like the guy in my sig
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trip forever
Stranger


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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: Shroomism]
#11778140 - 01/06/10 05:05 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Shroomism said: thanks yo, I get that a lot actually, they are my bestest feature and color changing or something

also I can only hope to one day have a beard like the guy in my sig
My eyes turned from blue to blue green eyes i started smoking weed ironic looks like this
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thePatient
Criminal Bodhisattva


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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: trip forever]
#11778162 - 01/06/10 05:08 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have sunflower eyes. They are the sunflowers of my soul.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: thePatient]
#11781494 - 01/07/10 03:11 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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so i just got back from talking to the kids at the school. the experience was a trip. it made me feel way cooler than i actually am. a bunch of the girls were incredibly giggly and shit. asking me if i had a girlfriend, do i like czech girls, can they have my facebook.. i lold. so apparently my beard isn't scraggly/patchy enough so as to make me completely unattractive.
the hilarious thing is that at the end of talking to the second class, they all wanted my autograph. lmfao. like i'm some celebrity or some shit. hahaha. hilarious. really interesting and fun experience.
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DeathCompany
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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11781586 - 01/07/10 04:10 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just trimmed my beard super short after 3 months of not shaving. That shit was gnarly now I feel so fresh.
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Todcasil
rogue DMT elf


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Re: I'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11781612 - 01/07/10 04:28 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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tiny_rabid_birds said: so i just got back from talking to the kids at the school. the experience was a trip. it made me feel way cooler than i actually am. a bunch of the girls were incredibly giggly and shit. asking me if i had a girlfriend, do i like czech girls, can they have my facebook.. i lold. so apparently my beard isn't scraggly/patchy enough so as to make me completely unattractive.
the hilarious thing is that at the end of talking to the second class, they all wanted my autograph. lmfao. like I'm some celebrity or some shit. hahaha. hilarious. really interesting and fun experience.
Had to chime in:
I'm so glad you didn't shave off your beard! You look ruggedly handsome man, don't sweat the feeling like you're not man enough, it's all in your head! Also, if you let it grow out, then keep it trimmed to about 3 quarters of an inch or more (at least) your problem cheek area will eventually even out to a nice thickness.
If this doesn't happen due to genetics, just work with what you have! Please don't take this the wrong way, but you have a very unique facial structure that reminds me of how medieval/dark age artists used to paint fallen angels or luciferian characters, very dark and mysteriously handsome.
Girls love that shit, it is like they want you to tempt them out of their panties or some such sexy none sense! hehe.
chime out:
peace ~A. Casil
-------------------- Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect GODDESSES Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud GODS. ~Casil
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tiny_rabid_birds
Nocturnal


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Re: I'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: Todcasil]
#11781636 - 01/07/10 04:43 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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take it the wrong way? quite the opposite... that's badass. you're too kind, good sir.
haha.. "yeuh.. dat's right baby. fallen angel and some shit, kna'mean?" [that's my inner pimpin' monologue].
i will take your advice of keeping it trimmed once it gets a bit longer. hopefully it'll fill out. i'm excited to change my appearance. it's so much fun seeing how many 'me's there can be!
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Asante
Mage


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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11781681 - 01/07/10 05:07 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't worry young un You're only 23. You might yet grow a beard that can stop an electric shaver dead in its tracks 
If you want a cheap, pleasant and effective shaving alternative, here you go
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tiny_rabid_birds
Nocturnal


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Re: i'm 23, and my attempt to grow a beard kinda sucks dick. [Re: Asante]
#11781697 - 01/07/10 05:13 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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i remember reading that thread when you first posted it. i must admit, it did intrigue me. i'm curious as to how my face will feel in comparison to my current methods.
but it seems like entirely too much work. my face isn't particularly sensitive and i'm a lazy fucker. it's not uncommon for me to shave with just water and a dull disposable blade.
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