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OfflineEdgeChaos
Still a stranger


Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 2,071
Last seen: 6 years, 8 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: Envix]
    #11762157 - 01/03/10 11:12 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: last time i told the stranger i was zardos
Stranger: I'm Sintolos.
You: Dejo qe mi corazon me guie
y me dice a gritos qe te ama
jamas senti lo qe hoi siento con tigo!
cuando estoi cn vs el mundo se da buelta
contigo se qe tengo qe mirar asia adelante
FELICIDAD ESO ES LO QE TU ME DAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: last time the stranger gave me her name
You: well almost
Stranger: Whats your name?
Stranger: hola?
You: nick
You: sorry
Stranger: mine is Karen
You: she said she was Sintolos
Stranger: where are you going with this
You: so i googled Sintolos real quick and the first link was to some girls online photo gallery
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




In a weird way I was creeped out by this.

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OfflineEnvix
Avoidant Disorder
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Registered: 11/04/08
Posts: 18,206
Last seen: 1 year, 16 days
Re: go to this website. [Re: EdgeChaos]
    #11762204 - 01/03/10 11:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

LOL christians...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey wanna know somethin
You: yes
Stranger: Jesus loves you
You: tell me more
Stranger: He forgives you
You: that's kind of him. what did I do to him, though
You: by the way
Stranger: All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God
You: have I sinned?
Stranger: Yes
You: in who's eyes?
Stranger: Jesus's
You: you said Jesus loved me
Stranger: He does he died for you
You: why?
Stranger: He loves you man
You: no. I mean, how does him dying make up for my sins?
Stranger: It showed he cared
You: you'd think he just chill with me and make sure I'm not doing anything stupid
You: rather than just, y'know. leaving
Stranger: He's always with you
You: it doesn't seem like it.
Stranger: Well why not
You: you said he died
You: why not instead of dying, didn't he just stay here and continue to teach people?
Stranger: But he rose he rose from the dead
You: it seems that would make more of an impact on the amount of sinning being done here than it would for him to just die...
Stranger: Bud listen have ever just done something bad and want it to go away?
You: I suppose.
You: is that what happened to jesus?
You: he did something bad so he went away?
Stranger: No he will forgive you just ask for him to forgive you
You: okay. now what?
Stranger: Ok listen bow your head and say this out loud or softly but really mean it
Stranger: Father please forgive me for I have sinned
Stranger: I need your grace and I want all burdens to leave me
Stranger: I want you to live in me
Stranger: I want you to help me to guide other people
Stranger: Help me to be a child of God
Stranger: Help me to walk speak and live in christ
Stranger: Jesus I accept you in my heart
Stranger: And I know you died for me
Stranger: In your name, Amen
You: is that it?
Stranger: Yes
You: so I'm forgiven?
Stranger: Did you mean it?
You: yes
Stranger: With all your heart?
You: yep
Stranger: Then you are forgiven and ssved
Stranger: Saved*
You: woo! now I can go and have as much rape as I want! and do a whole bunch of sinning! and all I have to do is pray to Jesus with all my heart and ask for forgiveness, and I'm off SCOT-FREE! Thanks, Jesus!
You have disconnected.


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smack a hoe out this dimension
continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie

rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, zappaisgod, big worm (sketch), tim b

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Offlinevikingpower
Stranger
Registered: 12/29/08
Posts: 125
Last seen: 13 years, 10 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: Envix]
    #11762241 - 01/03/10 11:31 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Stranger: BARB????
You: yes. this is barbara bush
You: hello
Stranger: :P
Stranger: :O
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
You: duuuuuude i am sooo waster
You: me n george r HIIIIIIgh
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: DA
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: WHY DIDNT YOU INVITE ME?
You: we didnt want to share. we r greedy and plus we are naked
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: I LIKE TO GET NAKED
You: good for you. also...........we hate you
Stranger: :O
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: IN
Stranger: THE
Stranger: DAMN
Stranger: MOO
Stranger: COW
Stranger: ASS
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: STUPID
Stranger: CUNT
Stranger: LICKING
Stranger: WHPRE
Stranger: WHORE
Stranger: GO
Stranger: SUCJ
Stranger: SUCK
Stranger: A
Stranger: BIG
Stranger: DICK
Stranger: AND
Stranger: SHOVE
Stranger: IT
Stranger: UP
Stranger: YOUR
Stranger: ASS
Stranger: BITCH

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InvisibleI R Crankey
bang bang choo choo
Male


Registered: 01/03/10
Posts: 2,005
Re: go to this website. [Re: Salomon]
    #11762489 - 01/04/10 12:13 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

that was epic.

/close thread nothing will beat it

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InvisibleI R Crankey
bang bang choo choo
Male


Registered: 01/03/10
Posts: 2,005
Re: go to this website. [Re: yogabunny]
    #11762516 - 01/04/10 12:18 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

yogabunny said:
i met someone really fun/funny...hope it's not one of you fucking with me!!!

lol




me too :O

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InvisibleSalomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ
Male

Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH Flag
Re: go to this website. [Re: I R Crankey]
    #11762556 - 01/04/10 12:28 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

i just talked to a guy for an hour

he was cool as shit

we taked about drugs for a while

then he wanated to know about my sex life (virgin lol didnt last long)

and that led to talk about porn

and then he said he wanated to see my dick

:angrykidface:


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EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT


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InvisibleI R Crankey
bang bang choo choo
Male


Registered: 01/03/10
Posts: 2,005
Re: go to this website. [Re: Salomon]
    #11762641 - 01/04/10 12:53 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

haha this is who someone said they were. http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7301/ugc16f55e836674f2f69f5d.jpg.... godly boobs right there

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OfflineEnthrall
Mr ?
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Registered: 04/07/07
Posts: 2,097
Last seen: 2 years, 1 month
Re: go to this website. [Re: I R Crankey]
    #11762790 - 01/04/10 01:41 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Stranger: m/f
You: lol
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:pedobear:

Stranger: hi
You: howdy doodly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:crankey:

You: hey

Stranger: OMEGELE ADMIN: The person you're chatting with is a registered sex offender. Under penal code 28220 ARTICLE 112-4 of the Federal Patriot Act, we are required by law to inform you. *Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database

:lol:

Stranger: short fat bald jewish man with tiny dick looking for love
You: nice
You: just what i always wanted
Stranger: what a lony life u live

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:


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Edited by Enthrall (01/04/10 02:33 AM)

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Offlinedehoefasho
Male


Registered: 11/12/09
Posts: 750
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: Enthrall]
    #11762933 - 01/04/10 02:38 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: i am a male from the usa
You: well that is just splendid
You: did you type that one by yourself?
You: or did pedobear help you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:smilingpuppy:


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:mushroom2:

The universe is far smaller than the complexities of the conscious and subconscious.

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Offlinemellowparty
legitimate researcher


Registered: 05/17/09
Posts: 18,467
Last seen: 10 years, 5 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: dehoefasho]
    #11763934 - 01/04/10 10:00 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

This site sure is a boredom-fix

Too much weirdos though and ppl disconnecting after they find out that im male. Are they like trying to set-up a date. THats pathetic.


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Offlinemellowparty
legitimate researcher


Registered: 05/17/09
Posts: 18,467
Last seen: 10 years, 5 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: mellowparty]
    #11764367 - 01/04/10 11:43 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Stranger: John?
You: Wow how'd u find me dude
Stranger: say my name
You: Uhm James?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Stranger: 22 m india looking for hot girl for sex chat(only with web cam)!!!!


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OfflineHiddenIdentity
My real name is John Doe
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/03/09
Posts: 679
Loc: Your moms house.
Last seen: 4 years, 7 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: mellowparty]
    #11764674 - 01/04/10 12:38 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Knock Knock
You: whos there
Stranger: A girl
You: a gay lying dude who?
Stranger: ?
You: oh, I mean, a girl who?
Stranger: ok..?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

LOL

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OfflineLadyLittleZeppelin
Stoner
Female User Gallery


Registered: 10/30/09
Posts: 1,513
Last seen: 11 years, 8 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: HiddenIdentity]
    #11765659 - 01/04/10 03:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: b/g
You: Welcome to AT&T online
You: How can I help you today
Stranger: cant you be not like a robot and say "hey" or "hi" instead of "hello"?
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: b/g
You: Excuse me?
You: This is AT&T Online
You: How can I help you today?
Stranger: shutup


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SHROOMS MAKE YOU GAY
~
Crystal G said:
  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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OfflineChiefThunderbong
Inhale to theChief
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Registered: 10/18/02
Posts: 3,647
Last seen: 10 years, 9 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: giveupsomepeace]
    #11765879 - 01/04/10 03:50 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: it's amazing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Yeah spinnin' around again
yea caught in a tailspin

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Offlinedehoefasho
Male


Registered: 11/12/09
Posts: 750
Last seen: 11 years, 9 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #11765934 - 01/04/10 04:01 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ChiefThunderbong said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: it's amazing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




I posted that on another thread, did you get it from me? :grin:


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:mushroom2:

The universe is far smaller than the complexities of the conscious and subconscious.

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OfflineChiefThunderbong
Inhale to theChief
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Registered: 10/18/02
Posts: 3,647
Last seen: 10 years, 9 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #11765957 - 01/04/10 04:04 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I feel kinda dirty.

Quote:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I like turtles!
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
Stranger: ?
You: http://whalepenis.org/
You: http://whalepenis.org/
Stranger: is it weired looking?
You: check it out
You: it could change your life
Stranger: seems scary
Stranger: i better not
You: you have to accept jesus christ into your heart
You: he died for your sins
You: http://myblog.bonsteel.net/dolphinporn
Stranger: you are making me horny
You: this one is better
You: http://myblog.bonsteel.net/dolphinporn
You: did you look?
Stranger: yup
You: at both of them?
You: pretty intense right?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: is that a blue whale in that picture?
Stranger: on the 2nd page being hoisted on to the deck?
You: I don't think so
You: blue whales are massive
You: that thing is like a little baby
Stranger: that thing is pretty massive though
You: it's big
Stranger: giant cock though
You: blue whales are the biggest living animal on the planet
You: imagine the size of that cock
Stranger: pretty big
Stranger: it could fuck a school bus
You: it could fuck you
You: but you would need a scuba tank
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that'd be hot
You: yeah, hot
Stranger: im probably gonna beat off to this whale penis stuff
You: thats not what it's all about
You: this stuff is serious
Stranger: yeah i know
Stranger: and so am I
You: it's no joke
You: this is about god
Stranger: ive watched so much fucking porn
Stranger: everything is boring
Stranger: this is new and exciting
You: this is real
You: these are not actors
You: they are whales
You: freaking whales man
You: dolphins
You: orcas
You: sperm whales
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




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Yeah spinnin' around again
yea caught in a tailspin

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InvisiblethePatient
Criminal Bodhisattva
Male User Gallery

Registered: 07/07/02
Posts: 3,289
Loc: Indiana Flag
Re: go to this website. [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #11765985 - 01/04/10 04:08 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Whats the first word that comes into your mind?
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: pineapple
You: who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Stranger: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
You: whats the word?
You: homie
Stranger: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
You: do you ever attempt altered states of consciousness?
You: like... you ever smoke any WEEEEEED?
Stranger: nope. sorry!
You: oh, thats cool. i dont discriminate
You: my government does!
Stranger: haha where are you from?
You: Earth, baby
You: where are you from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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T h e r e  a r e  n o  o r d i n a r y  m o m e n t s.

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Offlinepunkrocker292004
i am a liar
Male User Gallery


Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 2,921
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 2 years, 6 months
Re: go to this website. [Re: thePatient]
    #11766050 - 01/04/10 04:16 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Stranger: hi mf
You: hermaphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW

on a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero-tyler durden

watch me

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OfflineBothHands
Dog Coffee
Female User Gallery


Registered: 10/28/09
Posts: 13,177
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
Re: go to this website. [Re: Enthrall]
    #11766085 - 01/04/10 04:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Enthrall said:
Stranger: m/f
You: lol
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:pedobear:

Stranger: hi
You: howdy doodly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:crankey:

You: hey

Stranger: OMEGELE ADMIN: The person you're chatting with is a registered sex offender. Under penal code 28220 ARTICLE 112-4 of the Federal Patriot Act, we are required by law to inform you. *Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while memory ref code "502695151" is entered into the database

:lol:

Stranger: short fat bald jewish man with tiny dick looking for love
You: nice
You: just what i always wanted
Stranger: what a lony life u live

:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:




:rofl2:!!!!!!

I'm so going to try one!

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OfflineBothHands
Dog Coffee
Female User Gallery


Registered: 10/28/09
Posts: 13,177
Loc: Flag
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month
Re: go to this website. [Re: BothHands]
    #11766148 - 01/04/10 04:29 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heya
Stranger: hi, could i ask you a question?
You: Sure
Stranger: what does JB stand for?
You: Not a clue...
You: Ever try LSD?
Stranger: its a band name...
Stranger: just guess
You: Jonas Brothers?
Stranger: YOU WIN
Stranger: very nice
You: hahaha
Stranger: first try
You: What'd I win?
You: I got 2 7 years old twin cousins :P
Stranger: and they're fans?
You: Yep..
You: So, interested in alternate states of consciousness?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: im joe jonas
Stranger: but no one believes me on here
Stranger: just wanted to make sure you didnt say justin beiber
You: Wow, that's amazing!
You: I have no idea who that is.
Stranger: YES. you rock
Stranger: people say he's replacing us
You: Oh god no, Jonas Brothers are number one!
Stranger: wow, you are amazing for saying that. it really means a lot


Interesting...

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