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methoxy
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The psycho Nigerian fuck that almost blew up that airplane on christmas had a bomb device attached to his crotch/gooch area. I'm sure they have body scans that thoroughly check this area well. I know at every rave party I ever go to here in my state, the security does not allow any open cigarette packs and unsealed bottles are not allowed in - I'm sure you can compare those security practices to that of an airplane.
Do they X-Ray your asshole? what about plugging shit up your anus?
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GeminiWolf
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: methoxy]
#11865659 - 01/20/10 12:50 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do they X-Ray your asshole? what about plugging shit up your anus?
Well they do say mushrooms taste like shit.
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: methoxy]
#11868575 - 01/20/10 08:07 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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the security does not allow any open cigarette packs and unsealed bottles are not allowed in
Cigarette packs can be resealed with a shrink wrap machine, and I suspect that if you cut open a new plastic bottle instead of opening it properly, you could install the sealed top on a previously opened bottle.
It sounds like you are going to the wrong rave parties. Try the ones that are not thrown by greedy fucks.
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majora
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Different densities of pills may show up on xray- but I would think that it is pretty safe. I would buy a 2week "pill folder" with the slots, spread the shroom capsules in it along with some assorted vitamins or other things and keep that in your carryon. on just put them in chocolates
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GeminiWolf
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It sounds like you are going to the wrong rave parties. Try the ones that are not thrown by greedy fucks.
At least you HAVE rave parties... *Sigh* damn middle of nowhere..
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: GeminiWolf]
#11877170 - 01/22/10 06:49 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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You could be super elaborate in doing this. I guess its something that youd want to go 'the extra mile' Im thinking melted chocolate->secret ingredient->packaged to look like new-> check luggage. Ive always wanted to go to Alaska and theres no way im driving there
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: vikingpower]
#11881239 - 01/22/10 07:02 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I live in alaska :p
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Alan Rockefeller said: Seasoned travelers take drugs on the plane all the time. (they usually crotch them) If you are paranoid, grind the mushrooms in a coffee grinder and mix it in with granola. They are not going to gc/ms your granola.
Since there is no quick and easy test for psilocybin, they have to be pretty sure that its illegal before they arrest you and send the mushrooms in for testing. Just make sure it doesn't look like drugs or cubensis.
Maybe powder them fine and mix with protein powder or even cook them into food. Some people think that cooking will destroy the psilocybin but those people are wrong.
theres no more hiding it in your crotch anymore. THEY HAVE FULL BODY SCANNERS IN THE STATES.
is this a fact? every airport now utilizes full body scanners?
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Alan Rockefeller said: Only some airports. And its unlikely that a full body scanner would notice a quarter of weed taped to your penis.
in the states yes. they just implemented it recently.
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: cyber.g]
#11906038 - 01/26/10 02:59 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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saying they have full body scanners in the states implies they have them at every airport. it is to my understanding its not every airport.
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: danielx]
#11906094 - 01/26/10 03:08 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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there is a list somewhere
but after the latest crotch bomber guy it won't be too long before they are everywhere, if they aren't everywhere already. IDK, put a plastic gun in your crotch the next time you fly and see what happens?
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: Freedom]
#11916142 - 01/28/10 03:35 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Freedom said: there is a list somewhere
but after the latest crotch bomber guy it won't be too long before they are everywhere, if they aren't everywhere already. IDK, put a plastic gun in your crotch the next time you fly and see what happens?
Terrible idea. I was watching fox news (a realiable and unbiased source of late breaking news like when paris hilton got out of jail, news i can count on) they had a debate going on about these body scanners and i believe they have the body scanners in about 15 Int'l airports in the united states with the TSA planning to greatly improve that number. It's a matter of time and honestly i wouldn't reccomend bringing any drugs on a plane unless i had my own jetliner, even then i'd only bring what i could eat if i saw the cops on the tarmac on approach, haha.
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: cyber.g]
#11948495 - 02/02/10 03:29 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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bring that shit on the plane man...just carefully re-seal it and glue the foil back on, in case someone tries blow up his nuts again, take that shit out, pass em around and enjoy the ride/slash beat the living hell out of the fucker who tried to light his fart!
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: wortime]
#11970952 - 02/05/10 05:47 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: jfeow]
#12024596 - 02/13/10 10:29 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dont fuck with customs, they will find it.
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D.M.T
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You can extract the psilocin into honey and just bring the honey with you. That is what I have done a few times.
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: D.M.T]
#12031982 - 02/15/10 02:55 AM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gotta love these innocent mushroom lovers hey! If we were over at the methery or crackery, they would say up the pooper!
You know they didn't leak if the service remains poor and the movie remains dull.
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Dont fuck with customs, they will find it.
I don't know, I have been through customs many times and it has always been the same:
Them: Where are you coming from? Me: Mexico/Germany/Japan/etc Them: What were you doing there? Me: Camping/attending a conference/visiting a girl Them: Do you have any meat or fruit? Me: No Them: Ok go on through.
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I got stopped at Mexico baggage claim by a 'fruit' sniffing dog. I had accidentally brought my grapes off the plane and he sniffed them out. They were confiscated.
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: tonytone]
#12035934 - 02/15/10 06:51 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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tonytone said: Gotta love these innocent mushroom lovers hey! If we were over at the methery or crackery, they would say up the pooper!
You know they didn't leak if the service remains poor and the movie remains dull.
They don't call it the Crackery for nothing!
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Re: Smuggling Shrooms on Flight [Re: jfeow]
#12050240 - 02/17/10 08:24 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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jfeow said: Given all the recent activity in air travel what do you think of this plan
Grind dried shrooms into powder. Put them into capsules. Put capsules in vitamin bottle and put that in your checked luggage.
Would it work. Is it risky? Hypothetically speaking of course
Hardly seems worth the risk.
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