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Offlineunsui888
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My fucking dog just...
    #11714084 - 12/24/09 10:50 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

fucking bit my face off. i picked her up to hold her in my arms and she just launched at my face with her teeth. now my lip is basically busted open and has not stopped bleeding over this past hour or so. what the fuck should i do? i really don't want to go get stitches right now, and i dunno even how they'd do that on my lip but arggggghhh! this shit fucking hurts!


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: unsui888]
    #11714097 - 12/24/09 10:54 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

they'd give you a tetanus shot too... or they did when I got bit.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: unsui888]
    #11714103 - 12/24/09 10:56 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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unsui888 said:
fucking bit my face off. i picked her up to hold her in my arms and she just launched at my face with her teeth. now my lip is basically busted open and has not stopped bleeding over this past hour or so. what the fuck should i do? i really don't want to go get stitches right now, and i dunno even how they'd do that on my lip but arggggghhh! this shit fucking hurts!



ask the internet! quick!

go get stitches and beat the dog? I dunno.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: unsui888]
    #11714106 - 12/24/09 10:57 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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unsui888 said:
what the fuck should i do? i really don't want to go get stitches right now



1. get a bullet
2. bite it
3. dump Nu Skin on your lip
4. ?
5. profit


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11714111 - 12/24/09 10:58 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

dude this is fucked up...earlier this evening my sister's lame ass mini toy dog drew blood when it snapped at my ear. almost choked the motherfucker to death i was so pissed, then my sister got all hysterical at me. i'm just like, "fuck your dog just bit me unprovoked, wtf do you exepect bitch?"

must be some kind of chain reaction of dog biting going on this christmas, weird.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: greenspectral]
    #11714113 - 12/24/09 10:59 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

dont pick dogs up they dont like it.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: greenspectral]
    #11714114 - 12/24/09 11:00 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I've had my lip stitched up, it's no fun but it beats having a fucked up lip.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: greenspectral]
    #11714116 - 12/24/09 11:00 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

My dog bit me the other day when I grabbed him suddenly, but I mean he's a dachshund and they're vicious hellhounds and I surprised him.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: greenspectral]
    #11714120 - 12/24/09 11:01 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

:lol: @ toy dogs

they're to be treated like any other toy:  like plastic


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11714135 - 12/24/09 11:04 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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he's a dachshund and they're vicious hellhounds and I surprised him.




:rofl:


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: unsui888]
    #11714150 - 12/24/09 11:09 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I would suggest punting that dog as hard as you can as you are leaving to go to the hospital.  Then if the dog is still alive when you get back, punt it again. Finally, double bag it and dispose of it.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: Ogre812]
    #11714157 - 12/24/09 11:11 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

If it's a Maltese, kill it.


For Real.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: CosmicFool]
    #11714160 - 12/24/09 11:12 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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Quote:

Mchaggis said:
he's a dachshund and they're vicious hellhounds and I surprised him.




:rofl:



This was a full size, not a miniature

FEAR THE WIENER!



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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11714194 - 12/24/09 11:20 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

I've got two miniatures. Great dogs :thumbup:



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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11714204 - 12/24/09 11:22 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

well i was real close to ripping this fucking dogs head off. fucking snapped at my ear for no goddamn reason. my sister freaked out at me, but fuck her for defending her dumb ass status symbol toy dog over me.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: greenspectral]
    #11714215 - 12/24/09 11:23 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

this dog is mini yorkshire fucken fashion statement type of dog. all it does is bark unnecessarily, its dumb as fuck...i almost ended the little fuckers life right then and there.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: greenspectral]
    #11714219 - 12/24/09 11:24 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

fuck that dog.  you just slap it up and establish dominance... but thats for larger dogs.  those fucking rats are under a different code all together.  three wolf moon wont cover it.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: greenspectral]
    #11714230 - 12/24/09 11:25 PM (7 years, 10 months ago)

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this dog is mini yorkshire fucken fashion statement type of dog. all it does is bark unnecessarily, its dumb as fuck...i almost ended the little fuckers life right then and there.




remember that scene in anchorman?


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: Mchaggis]
    #11714473 - 12/25/09 12:33 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

my lip is still bleeding 2 hours later, but nothing major. it looks pretty busted and deep, but do you really think i'd need to stitch a busted lip and get a tetanus shot?


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: unsui888]
    #11714482 - 12/25/09 12:36 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

that was your christmas present from your dog...
:haha:


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: unsui888]
    #11714485 - 12/25/09 12:36 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

What do you think they did in the old days man. Drink some hard shit and ride it through. If its not too badly torn, more like a puncture I wouldn't worry about it.


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Re: My fucking dog just... [Re: Grizzdude]
    #11714490 - 12/25/09 12:39 AM (7 years, 10 months ago)

the melanesian aborigines of Vanuatu have a practice of eating badly-behaved dogs


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