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InvisibleSwami
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Pass the pipe...
    #1171321 - 12/26/02 11:03 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I have loaded up my peace pipe with some fine crystal-encrusted dark green bud with purple highlights.

Sparks up and takes a deep hit. Ummm. The room starts buzzing.

In deep communion, and as a symbol of friendship and interconnectedness, I pass the pipe to my next shroomery brother / sister.

Reaches out...



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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171325 - 12/26/02 11:06 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

.... I take this pipe from you with confidence that it is some really good shit -

:: hits pipe carefullly - notes kick-assedness of Swami's pipe ::

:: exhales slowly, lets out small cough ::

wooooo!! thanks man - phew I needed that.. GOOD MORNING WORLD!

Swami you want this back? pass it on? ok cool..

:: reaches out... ::


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InvisibleRevelation

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171327 - 12/26/02 11:08 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

/takes one toke...long and slow...

*passes out*

*pipe falls and contents spill onto the floor*


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171330 - 12/26/02 11:09 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Ha ha ha ha! I put PCP in there. Now you are in for it!

Just kidding. Glad you enjoyed my offering. This is an internet first. Let the D.E.A. bust us for a virtual high.


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171334 - 12/26/02 11:12 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

you son of a bitch!! I'm gunnaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

:: stands up and stumbles out of room, knocking over small table and spilling Dr. Pepper all over the cybercarpet ::

AAAARRRRRGHH!!! RAWR I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN!!!!


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171337 - 12/26/02 11:15 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

oh just kidding?

:: walks back inside, picks up table, cleans up cyberstain as best as he can, sits indian-style next to Swami and Revelation and closes eyes ::

we got any tunes? who's taking this pipe? oh shit Swami we need a refill - Revelation spilled it all over.. u gunna clean that up Revelation? hmm.. hello? heh dude you knocked 'im out with this stuff


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171339 - 12/26/02 11:17 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Casually retamps pipe with fresh bud, adds a drop of honey oil and puts on a Ravi Shankar C.D. ...*


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171342 - 12/26/02 11:18 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

AAAARRRRRGHH!!! RAWR I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN!!!!

Placebo effect - LOL!


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171349 - 12/26/02 11:21 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

:: scoots closer to Swami :: so uhh who gets that first hit? :smirk: :grin:


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171356 - 12/26/02 11:23 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

No Bogarting. Where be the babes?


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OfflineMurex
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171357 - 12/26/02 11:23 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

::Takes the pipe from Swami::

::Looks around.........tokes::

::looks at his watch, making sure to hold it in for exatly 45 seconds::

::exhales a semi-opaque, white cloud of smoke::

::eyes turn into tiny slits and begins to grin::

:grin: 


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


Edited by Murex (12/26/02 11:25 AM)

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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171363 - 12/26/02 11:26 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

"Where be the babes?" I dunno.

:: Pulls out small stash of weed and stuffs a small fresh nug on top of bowl in Murex' hands ::


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171364 - 12/26/02 11:26 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I'll take green on this one. 

**Hits pipe long and hard**

**Passes pipe back to Swami**

**Holds for about 10 seconds**

**Begin coughing**

Cough, Cough,
Cough,
Cough,
Cough,
Cough,
Cough,
Cough,

**Is enjoying the onset of the buzz**
:laugh:



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Without everything wouldn't nothing be everything and without nothing wouldn't everything be nothing.I am the beginning and the end,the source and the void, the light and the darkness,i am but a small drop of the ocean yet i am an ocean unto myself

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1171371 - 12/26/02 11:29 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

::Laughs his ass off at 3eyedgod::

:laugh:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171382 - 12/26/02 11:33 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Good Heavens man! Have you lost your mind?!? Put that out at once! We aren't allowed to smoke in here. You know better than that.






sniff, sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff, sniff sniff

Hey, um, can I see that for a moment? I am doing some research you see and....

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Murex]
    #1171385 - 12/26/02 11:34 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, what a novice.

Would probably ask over and over again after a hit of acid, "Am I still breathing?" "Will I ever be OK?"


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171390 - 12/26/02 11:35 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

notes kick-assedness of Swami's pipe

*Carefully jots down new word to add to personal lexicon.*


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OfflineMurex
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171393 - 12/26/02 11:36 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

--Paranoid--

:crazy:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


Edited by Murex (12/26/02 11:37 AM)

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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: ]
    #1171396 - 12/26/02 11:38 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

awwww party's over.. :frown:  :confused:

:: stands up, stretches, cleans ashes off trippy cybercarpet from revelation's spill ::

k well looks like the authorities have arrived.... psssstt lets get outta here!

:: stands around for a moment, and suddenly >POOF< has left ::


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171404 - 12/26/02 11:42 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

lol yeah as I typed that I was wondering if anybody would note that assedness is definitely not an "official" word :smile: woah I just realized that sounds a lot like "acid-ness"

Can't you just FEEL the acidness in that "other drugs" forum?


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Edited by Strumpling (12/26/02 11:43 AM)

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Offline3eyedgod
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171415 - 12/26/02 11:48 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Would probably ask over and over again after a hit of acid, "Am I still breathing?" "Will I ever be OK?"

Maybe off 1 hit I'd ask that.

I feel pretty "OK" off a 5 strip though :grin:


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Without everything wouldn't nothing be everything and without nothing wouldn't everything be nothing.I am the beginning and the end,the source and the void, the light and the darkness,i am but a small drop of the ocean yet i am an ocean unto myself

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1171430 - 12/26/02 11:55 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

cashed



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InvisibleAcidic_SlothM Happy Birthday!
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171576 - 12/26/02 01:41 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Damn, I'm too late. :\

I knew I was missing something while I was outside smoking my dad out.. FUCK. I always miss the good stuff. :frown:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Learyfan]
    #1171584 - 12/26/02 01:47 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

* listening...hmmmmm : "risee a bove bove  spread your your love love , when day light comes comes , pass it pass it on on , what what you do do is up up up to you, the pressures on on on passs it on on on on" *

*takes cashed pipe from leary fan :wink: thank you :smile:*

*loads ...*

*offers to anyone?...  :*

*murex cant see me*

*revelation is cleaning up spilled mess*

*stops thinking*

*takes hit*

*holds...*

*starts rambling and tripping over my own thoughts :crazy:*

*forgets when exhaling took place*

*passes pipe to closest hand :ooo:
...

*"wheres the koala bear :shocked:?"*



 


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What?

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InvisibleZero7a1
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #1171585 - 12/26/02 01:49 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*nudges acidic sloth*


*gets burned by acid* "SHIT!*

*sorry... hands pipe to you*

* note. i didnt take swamis bud. just so everyone knows i didnt take it from him! :tongue:


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What?

Edited by Zero7a1 (12/26/02 01:56 PM)

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Zero7a1]
    #1171589 - 12/26/02 01:52 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

[squeals with girlish delight]

[grins fiendishly and looks around]

[take a nice long hit]

[hold in as long as she can]

...

[twitches]

[reaches out]


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #1171602 - 12/26/02 02:01 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

"Takes it, sticks it in his mouth, inhales, exhales, see's jesus, says hi"
reaches out

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Offlinepattern
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171613 - 12/26/02 02:10 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

the cops took my peace pipe  :mad:


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man = monkey + mushroom

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OfflineMurex
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: pattern]
    #1171617 - 12/26/02 02:13 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

And now you are being handed another.  :wink:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Zero7a1]
    #1172216 - 12/26/02 05:13 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Swami, dude!! That dude jacked some of your weed.... :grin: :tongue:


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1172627 - 12/26/02 07:20 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

:walks into the room with a glass peace bong.. :


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Shroomism]
    #1172675 - 12/26/02 07:38 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*smiles at Shroomism's peace bong*
At last, a friend with a friend has arrived. 
:grin:
*waits silently for Shroomism to toke, hit, and pass*
*accepts bong, takes small hit, holds briefly, exhales slowly, coughs softly*
*begins growing leaves* 


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Walk in Beauty,
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"Whatever you take from Mother Earth, replace it, because nothing is for nothing."
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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Earth Shaman]
    #1172736 - 12/26/02 08:39 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Swami repacks with some fresh herb,and and when no one is looking, a little DMT, and the cycle restarts*

phttttttt... *a long sustained whine is heard as the room breaks into a kaleidoscope and swamter drops pipe*

Whoa dude, check out the colours!


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1172758 - 12/26/02 09:10 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Hahahaha!

I [heart] you, Swami!


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1172798 - 12/26/02 10:16 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

can't see 'em yet, man..

:: takes two long hits ::

WOAH! THERE THEY ARE!!!! WOAH!

WOAH!

HOLY SHIT!

WOAH!

HOLY SHIT!

FUCK!!

WOAH!!

:: sees the colors ::


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1172818 - 12/26/02 11:10 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

[mr crisper lurches in, naked, holding a brown bottle]
datura-beer anyone?

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: mr crisper]
    #1172823 - 12/26/02 11:14 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

hell no I've heard some nightmare stories about that shit..


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1172833 - 12/26/02 11:44 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

'hell....no...nightmare....shit'
the gentleman protests too much!

[mc turns towards strumpling, as does his 3 day 'odeur' of blood, sweat and anguish]

i think you want some.

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: mr crisper]
    #1173311 - 12/27/02 06:41 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I think that's peer pressure


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1173815 - 12/27/02 10:40 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

* MAIA walks into the room *
"Hello potheads !!! "
* takes the piece and smokes all the shit in one big lung *
* holds smoke *
* holds *
* holds *
* exhale *
"aaahhh !!"
"That shit is good. Can i have some more ?"
* Swami grabs a 5 kg bag, takes a little and reload the piece and says *
"why not, the bag has to end today ..."

MAIA


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Spiritual being, living a human experience ... The Shroomery Mandala



Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: MAIA]
    #1173859 - 12/27/02 10:57 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Bowl is bitched...

:: TheInvizibleMan packs it up again, this time with gold-encrusted dank and takes a hit. ::

:: The bowl begins its journey to the next person. ::

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: TinMan]
    #1173984 - 12/27/02 12:11 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Now that everyone has a nice buzz on, it is time for stage two.

*Whips up large punch bowl of cherry Kool-Aid and adds vial of Sandoz' best. Ladles out in styrofoam cups (sorry, put the nice crystal glasses away for the season)*

*Changes mellow C.D. and puts on some Tool.*

*Turns on cheesey lava lamp and plasma discharge sphere.*

*Whips out the 7-way hookah and puts in some Nepalese black hash for those still in stage one.*

OK. Everyone on the bus!


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174064 - 12/27/02 01:05 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*walks into smoky room: "Jesus I smelled you guys from the street!"*
* Thinks to self: "what a great thread to come back to"*
*Takes hooka with nepalese hash and tokes*
*"Damn, I gotta get to stage two, and fast!"*
*Reaches into back pocket: "Oh shit I almost forgot"*
*Pulls out a Quarter of some evil looking Purple Passion*
*Lemme pack this gem into Shroomisms bong!*


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: MentalHygene]
    #1174069 - 12/27/02 01:07 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, pull up a bean-bag and get comfy. When it get's a little cooler, I will get a log fire going .


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174127 - 12/27/02 01:51 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Sits in lotus position in front of the hookah*

*Picks up an end and sticks it in his mouth*

*Pulls out a giant lighter*

"Anyone else wantsta smoke dis wit me?"  :crazy:



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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Murex]
    #1174288 - 12/27/02 03:47 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*pulls newly aquired bean bag next to Murex*
*Picks up hookah tube and prepares for a monster*
*Murex lights, we both pull, and completely fill The Swamster's bong with milky white goodness*
*Inhale big*

*Eyes Water*
*Trying like hell to hold it*
*COUGH*
*COUGH*


*COUGH*

*"Ahhhhhh look at all the pretty stars!"*

*Turns toward Murex and grins big*
*Drops the tube, falls back in bean bag and says: "Yo Swam, What's up with that fire you were talking about?"*


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174297 - 12/27/02 03:54 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Whips up large punch bowl of cherry Kool-Aid and adds vial of Sandoz' best. Ladles out in styrofoam cups (sorry, put the nice crystal glasses away for the season)*

Yeah right. :smirk:

I remember when Jim Jones said the same thing.

I know what you're up to.

[paranoia kicking into high gear]

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: MentalHygene]
    #1174298 - 12/27/02 03:56 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Still holding it*  :crazy:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Murex]
    #1174305 - 12/27/02 04:00 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I'll hit that hash.

**Inhales long and slow**

**Holds for 20 seconds and exhales**

:laugh:

Hey guys I brought something to the party.

**puts jar containing about 100 tabs x on the table**

Help yourselves :grin:


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1174323 - 12/27/02 04:08 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*glances at the tabs and suddenly exhales a giant cloud and begins to cough uncontrollably*


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1174327 - 12/27/02 04:09 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Drags bongos out of closet and blows off dust*

Who here can lay down a beat?


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: ]
    #1174333 - 12/27/02 04:11 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Nah, more like the Merry Pranksters. Tomorrow I will upload a picture of my bitchin' converted (but long gone) school bus (seriously!).


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OfflineD_Tox
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174334 - 12/27/02 04:12 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Swami, I'd only smoke bud with you if I was totally ready and prepared for some long intricate debates  :wink:


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D_Tox

to understand other people….to be aware
to understand animals….to be a decent person
to understand plants….. to be a refined individual
to understand the mushroom…to be enlightened

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1174335 - 12/27/02 04:12 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

**puts jar containing about 100 tabs x on the table**

Thanks for not coming empty-handed. Have never tried x before *shocker*. I will wait a while before sampling - thanx.


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174436 - 12/27/02 09:43 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Runs in the room hyperventilating*
"Man I got here as fast as I could, heard you were doin' up some sorta party!"
*pant pant*
"Man I am THIRSTY, what's in here? Kool-Aid, huh?"
*pounds seven cups*
"Mmm.. refreshing... "
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Grav]
    #1174438 - 12/27/02 09:47 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Ut oh

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Grav]
    #1174440 - 12/27/02 09:48 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

"Shit Swam, gimme one of those hand drums... before it's too late!"

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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: D_Tox]
    #1174449 - 12/27/02 10:04 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Swami, I'd only smoke bud with you if I was totally ready and prepared for some long intricate debates

D_Tox bro, a debate is a debate and a party is a party. Never assume that because you have seen one facet of a person that you have seen them all. We all have many faces.


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