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InvisibleTinMan
Stranger

Registered: 10/01/02
Posts: 2,956
Loc: Russia
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: MAIA]
    #1173859 - 12/27/02 10:57 AM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Bowl is bitched...

:: TheInvizibleMan packs it up again, this time with gold-encrusted dank and takes a hit. ::

:: The bowl begins its journey to the next person. ::

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InvisibleSwami
Eggshell Walker

Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: TinMan]
    #1173984 - 12/27/02 12:11 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Now that everyone has a nice buzz on, it is time for stage two.

*Whips up large punch bowl of cherry Kool-Aid and adds vial of Sandoz' best. Ladles out in styrofoam cups (sorry, put the nice crystal glasses away for the season)*

*Changes mellow C.D. and puts on some Tool.*

*Turns on cheesey lava lamp and plasma discharge sphere.*

*Whips out the 7-way hookah and puts in some Nepalese black hash for those still in stage one.*

OK. Everyone on the bus!


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The proof is in the pudding.

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OfflineMentalHygene
otherworldly

Registered: 01/14/02
Posts: 192
Loc: Somewhere...Under the rai...
Last seen: 20 years, 2 months
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174064 - 12/27/02 01:05 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*walks into smoky room: "Jesus I smelled you guys from the street!"*
* Thinks to self: "what a great thread to come back to"*
*Takes hooka with nepalese hash and tokes*
*"Damn, I gotta get to stage two, and fast!"*
*Reaches into back pocket: "Oh shit I almost forgot"*
*Pulls out a Quarter of some evil looking Purple Passion*
*Lemme pack this gem into Shroomisms bong!*


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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"

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InvisibleSwami
Eggshell Walker

Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: MentalHygene]
    #1174069 - 12/27/02 01:07 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, pull up a bean-bag and get comfy. When it get's a little cooler, I will get a log fire going .


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OfflineMurex
Reality Hacker

Registered: 07/28/02
Posts: 3,599
Loc: Traped in a shell.
Last seen: 16 years, 6 months
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174127 - 12/27/02 01:51 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Sits in lotus position in front of the hookah*

*Picks up an end and sticks it in his mouth*

*Pulls out a giant lighter*

"Anyone else wantsta smoke dis wit me?"  :crazy:



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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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OfflineMentalHygene
otherworldly

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Posts: 192
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Last seen: 20 years, 2 months
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Murex]
    #1174288 - 12/27/02 03:47 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*pulls newly aquired bean bag next to Murex*
*Picks up hookah tube and prepares for a monster*
*Murex lights, we both pull, and completely fill The Swamster's bong with milky white goodness*
*Inhale big*

*Eyes Water*
*Trying like hell to hold it*
*COUGH*
*COUGH*


*COUGH*

*"Ahhhhhh look at all the pretty stars!"*

*Turns toward Murex and grins big*
*Drops the tube, falls back in bean bag and says: "Yo Swam, What's up with that fire you were talking about?"*


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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"

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Anonymous

Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174297 - 12/27/02 03:54 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Whips up large punch bowl of cherry Kool-Aid and adds vial of Sandoz' best. Ladles out in styrofoam cups (sorry, put the nice crystal glasses away for the season)*

Yeah right. :smirk:

I remember when Jim Jones said the same thing.

I know what you're up to.

[paranoia kicking into high gear]

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OfflineMurex
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Posts: 3,599
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: MentalHygene]
    #1174298 - 12/27/02 03:56 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Still holding it*  :crazy:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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Offline3eyedgod
trippinkid

Registered: 11/24/02
Posts: 684
Loc: Far away and very near
Last seen: 20 years, 7 months
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Murex]
    #1174305 - 12/27/02 04:00 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

I'll hit that hash.

**Inhales long and slow**

**Holds for 20 seconds and exhales**

:laugh:

Hey guys I brought something to the party.

**puts jar containing about 100 tabs x on the table**

Help yourselves :grin:


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Without everything wouldn't nothing be everything and without nothing wouldn't everything be nothing.I am the beginning and the end,the source and the void, the light and the darkness,i am but a small drop of the ocean yet i am an ocean unto myself

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OfflineMurex
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1174323 - 12/27/02 04:08 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*glances at the tabs and suddenly exhales a giant cloud and begins to cough uncontrollably*


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?


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InvisibleSwami
Eggshell Walker

Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1174327 - 12/27/02 04:09 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Drags bongos out of closet and blows off dust*

Who here can lay down a beat?


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The proof is in the pudding.

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InvisibleSwami
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Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: ]
    #1174333 - 12/27/02 04:11 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Nah, more like the Merry Pranksters. Tomorrow I will upload a picture of my bitchin' converted (but long gone) school bus (seriously!).


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OfflineD_Tox
Boddhisattva

Registered: 10/31/01
Posts: 239
Loc: Lab 23
Last seen: 21 years, 1 month
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174334 - 12/27/02 04:12 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Swami, I'd only smoke bud with you if I was totally ready and prepared for some long intricate debates  :wink:


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D_Tox

to understand other people….to be aware
to understand animals….to be a decent person
to understand plants….. to be a refined individual
to understand the mushroom…to be enlightened

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InvisibleSwami
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Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1174335 - 12/27/02 04:12 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

**puts jar containing about 100 tabs x on the table**

Thanks for not coming empty-handed. Have never tried x before *shocker*. I will wait a while before sampling - thanx.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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OfflineGrav
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Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 4,454
Last seen: 11 years, 2 months
Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1174436 - 12/27/02 09:43 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

*Runs in the room hyperventilating*
"Man I got here as fast as I could, heard you were doin' up some sorta party!"
*pant pant*
"Man I am THIRSTY, what's in here? Kool-Aid, huh?"
*pounds seven cups*
"Mmm.. refreshing... "
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.... "Hey...."

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Anonymous

Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Grav]
    #1174438 - 12/27/02 09:47 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Ut oh

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OfflineGrav
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Grav]
    #1174440 - 12/27/02 09:48 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

"Shit Swam, gimme one of those hand drums... before it's too late!"

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InvisibleSwami
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Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: D_Tox]
    #1174449 - 12/27/02 10:04 PM (21 years, 2 months ago)

Swami, I'd only smoke bud with you if I was totally ready and prepared for some long intricate debates

D_Tox bro, a debate is a debate and a party is a party. Never assume that because you have seen one facet of a person that you have seen them all. We all have many faces.


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