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InvisibleSwami
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Pass the pipe...
    #1171321 - 12/26/02 01:03 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I have loaded up my peace pipe with some fine crystal-encrusted dark green bud with purple highlights.

Sparks up and takes a deep hit. Ummm. The room starts buzzing.

In deep communion, and as a symbol of friendship and interconnectedness, I pass the pipe to my next shroomery brother / sister.

Reaches out...



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The proof is in the pudding.


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171325 - 12/26/02 01:06 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

.... I take this pipe from you with confidence that it is some really good shit -

:: hits pipe carefullly - notes kick-assedness of Swami's pipe ::

:: exhales slowly, lets out small cough ::

wooooo!! thanks man - phew I needed that.. GOOD MORNING WORLD!

Swami you want this back? pass it on? ok cool..

:: reaches out... ::


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In addition: SHPONGLE


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171327 - 12/26/02 01:08 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

/takes one toke...long and slow...

*passes out*

*pipe falls and contents spill onto the floor*


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171330 - 12/26/02 01:09 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Ha ha ha ha! I put PCP in there. Now you are in for it!

Just kidding. Glad you enjoyed my offering. This is an internet first. Let the D.E.A. bust us for a virtual high.


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OfflineStrumpling
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171334 - 12/26/02 01:12 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

you son of a bitch!! I'm gunnaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

:: stands up and stumbles out of room, knocking over small table and spilling Dr. Pepper all over the cybercarpet ::

AAAARRRRRGHH!!! RAWR I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN!!!!


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171337 - 12/26/02 01:15 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

oh just kidding?

:: walks back inside, picks up table, cleans up cyberstain as best as he can, sits indian-style next to Swami and Revelation and closes eyes ::

we got any tunes? who's taking this pipe? oh shit Swami we need a refill - Revelation spilled it all over.. u gunna clean that up Revelation? hmm.. hello? heh dude you knocked 'im out with this stuff


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171339 - 12/26/02 01:17 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

*Casually retamps pipe with fresh bud, adds a drop of honey oil and puts on a Ravi Shankar C.D. ...*


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171342 - 12/26/02 01:18 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

AAAARRRRRGHH!!! RAWR I FEEL LIKE SUPERMAN!!!!

Placebo effect - LOL!


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171349 - 12/26/02 01:21 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

:: scoots closer to Swami :: so uhh who gets that first hit? :smirk: :grin:


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171356 - 12/26/02 01:23 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

No Bogarting. Where be the babes?


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171357 - 12/26/02 01:23 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

::Takes the pipe from Swami::

::Looks around.........tokes::

::looks at his watch, making sure to hold it in for exatly 45 seconds::

::exhales a semi-opaque, white cloud of smoke::

::eyes turn into tiny slits and begins to grin::

:grin: 


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



Edited by Murex (12/26/02 01:25 PM)


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171363 - 12/26/02 01:26 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

"Where be the babes?" I dunno.

:: Pulls out small stash of weed and stuffs a small fresh nug on top of bowl in Murex' hands ::


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In addition: SHPONGLE


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171364 - 12/26/02 01:26 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

I'll take green on this one. 

**Hits pipe long and hard**

**Passes pipe back to Swami**

**Holds for about 10 seconds**

**Begin coughing**

Cough, Cough,
Cough,
Cough,
Cough,
Cough,
Cough,
Cough,

**Is enjoying the onset of the buzz**
:laugh:



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Without everything wouldn't nothing be everything and without nothing wouldn't everything be nothing.I am the beginning and the end,the source and the void, the light and the darkness,i am but a small drop of the ocean yet i am an ocean unto myself


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: 3eyedgod]
    #1171371 - 12/26/02 01:29 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

::Laughs his ass off at 3eyedgod::

:laugh:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171382 - 12/26/02 01:33 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Good Heavens man! Have you lost your mind?!? Put that out at once! We aren't allowed to smoke in here. You know better than that.






sniff, sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff, sniff sniff

Hey, um, can I see that for a moment? I am doing some research you see and....


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Murex]
    #1171385 - 12/26/02 01:34 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, what a novice.

Would probably ask over and over again after a hit of acid, "Am I still breathing?" "Will I ever be OK?"


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Strumpling]
    #1171390 - 12/26/02 01:35 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

notes kick-assedness of Swami's pipe

*Carefully jots down new word to add to personal lexicon.*


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171393 - 12/26/02 01:36 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

--Paranoid--

:crazy:


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What if everything around you
Isn't quite as it seems?
What if all the world you think you know,
Is an elaborate dream?
And if you look at your reflection,
Is it all you want it to be?



Edited by Murex (12/26/02 01:37 PM)


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: ]
    #1171396 - 12/26/02 01:38 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

awwww party's over.. :frown:  :confused:

:: stands up, stretches, cleans ashes off trippy cybercarpet from revelation's spill ::

k well looks like the authorities have arrived.... psssstt lets get outta here!

:: stands around for a moment, and suddenly >POOF< has left ::


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Re: Pass the pipe... [Re: Swami]
    #1171404 - 12/26/02 01:42 PM (13 years, 11 months ago)

lol yeah as I typed that I was wondering if anybody would note that assedness is definitely not an "official" word :smile: woah I just realized that sounds a lot like "acid-ness"

Can't you just FEEL the acidness in that "other drugs" forum?


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Edited by Strumpling (12/26/02 01:43 PM)


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