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MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!!
    #11697573 - 12/22/09 08:24 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

The Night Before Christmas

By Nexus1946
December 21st 2009




T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the grow room
Mycologists were kept busy, raising the marvellous mushroom
The cultures were all growing, in the incubator they sat
And mycelium to be transferred, into jars to get fat

Now we all became hungry, so we snacked and we fed
While colourful visions, danced all through our heads
And buzzing and tripping, to our big hearts content
All decided to party, and get totally bent

When out in the lab, there arose such a sound
I jumped from my chair, to see what could be found
To the door did I hustle, like a bat out of hell
Tore it open so fast, that I had damn near fell

Upon entering the room, the lights ever so bright
Gave the haze in my eyes, a few minutes to gain sight
When I gathered my vision, what is it I would see
Some dirty old boot prints, and a puddle of pee

With a fast look around, cause I had to act quick
I knew in a moment, it would be that fat prick
He sat in the corner, was as high as a kite
He had eaten all my shrooms, it was a horrible sight

His clothes were all dirty, from his boots to his toque
And even his face, was all covered in puke
With a filthy old sack, he had leaning by his side
I knew at that moment, I had to get him to his ride

He then reached in his pocket, and pulled out a spliff
And struck a small match, and took in a great whiff
The smoke it had spread, on his face like a rash
He then tossed me some prints, "That should cover your stash"

And all of a sudden, Santa jumped to his feet
He rubbed his red eyes, and wiped off his seat
With a look to me strangely, as he walked swiftly by
Three words roughly spoken, "I gotta' fly"

With a twist and a grunt, he jumped through the window
And landed in a sleigh, led by eight brilliant doe
With a cough and a whistle, they flew up and away
Screaming "Merry Christmas Shroomery, and have a Happy Holiday!"



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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: nexus1946]
    #11697582 - 12/22/09 08:28 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

:lolz0rz:

Very well done!


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: nexus1946]
    #11697584 - 12/22/09 08:28 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

Props man. +5:mushroom2: for that :thumbup:


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: cowfodder]
    #11697589 - 12/22/09 08:30 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

:discorex:


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: MYSTIQUE]
    #11697601 - 12/22/09 08:33 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

Great job on that story!    STD's are great Christmas gifts. They are the gift that keeps on giving!

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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: MYSTIQUE]
    #11697602 - 12/22/09 08:33 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

:lighter:  :congrats:  :congrats:  :lolz0rz:


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: LongStrangeTrip]
    #11697610 - 12/22/09 08:36 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

Damn, just noticed the shroom growing santa :rofl:

Is that the special project you've been working on?


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: Cloneufc]
    #11697629 - 12/22/09 08:44 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

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Cloneufc said:
STD's are great Christmas gifts. They are the gift that keeps on giving!




:lmafo:


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Damn, just noticed the shroom growing santa :rofl:

Is that the special project you've been working on?




Yep. Thats the one. :lol:

It's actually on it's second flush without a dunk.

The 'Jolly old Elf' seems to be doing better than Russell did. Must be the spirit of Christmas! :grin


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: nexus1946]
    #11697643 - 12/22/09 08:49 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

You know, I got all excited the other day because I was going to do a similar project with a stuffed animal I had, 100% cotton, I remember looking at the tag.

When I started searching for it, I realized it was a dream. :facepalm:

No joke.


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: dancefloordale]
    #11697664 - 12/22/09 09:00 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

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You know, I got all excited the other day because I was going to do a similar project with a stuffed animal I had, 100% cotton, I remember looking at the tag.

When I started searching for it, I realized it was a dream. :facepalm:

No joke.




:lol: I know the feeling....

I had a dream once where I had loads of cash like I won the lottery or something, and when I woke up I went to where I had it, I then realized it was a dream.

Talk about a let down! :frown:

About the stuffed animal; I'm not sure if cotton would work as well as something synthetic like polyester. If you're going to grow one I would stick to anything made with polyester.

Both Russell and Santa Shroom are polyester.


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: nexus1946]
    #11697684 - 12/22/09 09:06 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

Haha, props bro' ... that gave me a good laugh!


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: nexus1946]
    #11697714 - 12/22/09 09:16 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

:lighter::lighter::lighter::lighter:

Merry christmas nexus


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: LeopardMan]
    #11698172 - 12/22/09 11:08 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

thats just awesome
way to keep us all entertained nexus
i love it

merry christmas to you too

  :santaclaus:  -noobie-  :santaclaus:


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: noobieshroomie]
    #11698257 - 12/22/09 11:20 AM (15 years, 29 days ago)

Right up our alley...perfect,merry Christmas right back at ya.5:mushroom2:up
Nice project,Russell was probably getting alittle lonely.


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: 99BOOMERMAN]
    #11702175 - 12/22/09 08:12 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

Heres a short history and a few more pics of Santa Shroom.

Santa was originally one of those mechanical decorations you see in people's windows.



I picked it up in the same second-hand store where Russell came from.

I brought it home, pulled all the moving parts and stuffing out of it, washed the 'suit' with soap and hot water, placed it into a 1L jar and pressure cooked for 30 minutes at 15 PSI.



Once cooled the 'suit' was re-stuffed with a mix of 50% cut straw, 20% cow manure, 15% Coir, 10% Gypsum, 5%  Coffee, (roughly), spawned with PF Redspore colonized WBS at a 50/50 mix.



First flush was 48 grams. Should be enough to redden Rudolph's nose! :lmafo:



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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: nexus1946]
    #11702195 - 12/22/09 08:16 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

thats awesome bro
man he sure looks cramped in that jar:lol:

-noobie-


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: nexus1946]
    #11702214 - 12/22/09 08:18 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

LOL WTF.

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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: noobieshroomie]
    #11702222 - 12/22/09 08:20 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

I know. I was getting claustrophobic stuffing him in there! :eek: :lmafo:


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: Breakfast Crew]
    #11702229 - 12/22/09 08:21 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

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LOL WTF.

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When I gathered my vision, what is it I would see
Some dirty old boot prints, and a puddle of pee







LOL! Bad Santa!! :lol:


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Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS SHROOMERY!!! [Re: nexus1946]
    #11702302 - 12/22/09 08:30 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

:laugh::heart:


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