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Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go!
    #11678999 - 12/19/09 02:01 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Mushrooms fuck you up. They make you're brain bleed in places they can't fix it.
-Said a STUPID Pharmacologically BANKRUPT BITCH
Or how about this.
A lady who's PISSED DRUNK. Living with my pot dealer, around 8 years ago,
is giving me shit about "growing that shit, fucking people up"

She's just cut. Rambling all sorts of shit.
And my friends giggle to themselves, and I hear, "tell her about his poppies"

I look at them like, FUCK MAN, DON'T.
Which obviously excited them greatly. :P

One says, "ya, but that's nothing, he's growing opium poppies"
"opium, THAT'S HEROIN" :rolleyes:


So it's been awhile.
What are some of the stupidest anti drug shit you've heard.
ONE RULE, it has to be something you heard someone say, IRL.
Not a commercial, or a post. A quote.

This should be good. Shroomery tenticles extend pretty far.
And there's so many morons, and so many cities on the planet. :snowman: :bongload:

Time to dose some kratom and watch Conan.
But I'll be floating around. :levitate:


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #11679060 - 12/19/09 02:42 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

:snowman:


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #11679080 - 12/19/09 02:58 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

"Heroin causes braindamage".

As much as opiates are a very dangerous substance in this current society (with relation to the law, purity and usage), don't go bashing a drug that is in the same family as the most medically useful drugs of all time.

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #11679083 - 12/19/09 03:01 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

"acid gets stuck in your back for life." i think that one came from some shitty movie like SLC Punk or something  i cant remember, but i have heard so many people say this in real life and believe it.

"cigarettes cause cancer" (haha jk, threw that one in to piss off all the tobacco prohibitionists on this site :crankey:)

"mescaline makes you throw up every time, no matter what"

"salvia doesn't do anything"

"salvia is horribly addictive and makes people violent and mean"

"amanita muscaria makes you trip because its poison and its killing you"

"smoking weed isn't bad for your lungs like cigarettes are" i've heard many people say this, including stoners who were coughing up blood because of throat infections. i'm sure smoking weed didnt have anything to do with that :rolleyes: (i love weed)

hmm... i know more i just have to think a while...

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Chubba]
    #11679088 - 12/19/09 03:04 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

On of my friends kept trying to convince me that "molly" was coke, and a bunch of people he knew said it was, too.
His reason was that he heard so guy saying "has anyone seen my friend molly? she's white and fluffy" or something like that.

I guess that's probably not the kind of myth/legend this thread is for but it popped in my mind anyway.
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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: bardleyrichard]
    #11679090 - 12/19/09 03:05 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

which reminds me

"molly is always pure mdma" :rolleyes:

i've also heard people say "thiz is always pure mdma, if you ask for pills, xtc, etc. they will sell you the bad ones"

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #11679094 - 12/19/09 03:08 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Someone told me the SLC Punk story with the sprinkler happened to their friend.

I just bit my lip and said "Oh man, I guess I'll have to be more careful!"


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: psilyguy]
    #11679106 - 12/19/09 03:18 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

which reminds me

"molly is always pure mdma" :rolleyes:

i've also heard people say "thiz is always pure mdma, if you ask for pills, xtc, etc. they will sell you the bad ones"




LOL.

These people will probably never taste a proper pill.

I remember 5 years back, pills like "green barrels" and "brown amsterdams", ranging up to 150-200mg of mdma a pill...  :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:

I've seen members on here come and ingest 0.5g of "molly" and barely trip, definitely confirms your point.

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Chubba]
    #11679127 - 12/19/09 03:36 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

People are always telling me that DRUGS are BAD.


Pffft, I mean come on, like I believe that shit. :needdrugs:

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: psilyguy]
    #11679133 - 12/19/09 03:39 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

psilyguy said:
some shitty movie like SLC Punk or something



SLC Punk is most definitely not a shitty movie :crankey:


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: psilyguy]
    #11679164 - 12/19/09 04:17 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

psilyguy said:
"smoking weed isn't bad for your lungs like cigarettes are"





Smoking weed isn't as bad on your lungs as smoking cigarettes.

"LSD makes you think you're an orange and want to peel yourself"
or something orange juice related always seems to come up in real life and even on the shroomery.


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #11679168 - 12/19/09 04:21 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
"LSD makes you think you're an orange and want to peel yourself"






That would be an AWESOME trip.

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #11679188 - 12/19/09 04:47 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

"Thats what I felt like saying the other night to this "older chick" that was drinking with my friends lets call her C


I said to my friend jay that I saw something that seemed to provide a better base for peyote grafting than san pedro......and as I was explaining  the AMAZING thread going on in the entheo garden (una Pereskiopsis thread)


She was like ......."peyote that shit will fuck your brian right up up blah blah ...." (hard alcohol and cigs in her hands )

and some of my buddies thought it would be funny to throw out stuff about my fondness of opiates(growing and using) , and this bitch went off again

I wont try to say all that she said but that night I heard SO MANY, MYTHS and URBAN LEDGENS about drugs MAINLY PSYCHEDELICS, that I wanted to slap this bitch , but I wouldnt do that :wink:

and one of the worst things is when I tried to say something back about mushrooms and lsd not being bad, in fact in some ways VERY good for people(psych reaserch 70's )

C and alisha (my friends girl) start bitching and saying , "how can you say LSD cant fuck you up look at .......(this person, example)..."

and then the example happens to be a guy, who I love the guitar playing of(I play to)  I have to say hes fucking awsome, and his problem is that he has used to much speed in the last couple of years

but this fact doesnt even slow down the ROLLING BALL OF MISINFOMATION and LIES

this BITCH

tried to tell me that , peyote will fuck up your brain "just like acid" .....and...."acid will cause brain damage"......."growing opium....THATS HEROIN!!" (I swear she said that,............ opium!, thats heroin!)

"PEOPLE GROWING MUSHROOMS.....ALOT OF THE TIME THEY DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE GROWING .......OR IF ITS GOING TO MAKE YOU SICK"

Do any of you really NOT know what mushrooms are growing????
REALLY

gee I wonder why spores come marked , we have all been lied to???"

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Stupid bitch.
:lol: :thumbup:



This is the old post that inspired me to ask.

Thanks for the responses, I LOVE threads like this.


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #11679197 - 12/19/09 05:00 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

My experience isnt so much of dealing with stupid myths, but I love dealing with the false generalizations anti-drug people have against drugs.

I was waitin to pick up some rolls at my buddy's house and his gf had some friends over, me and my friend were sitting at the table and the others were chillin at the couch.  It was basically two groups, having two different conversations.  Me and my friend were reminiscing about good times while being under the influence, and one of the gf's friend left his conversation, and interrupted our conversation just to say "Fuck drugs, I dont like ending up naked in my front lawn every day."  The only response I could come up with was a guffaw followed by "Yeah, I hate it when that happens to me." in a sarcastic manner

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: LicHmicrO]
    #11679221 - 12/19/09 05:19 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

apparently "trying to take a shit while on pills can cause your back muscles to go into spasms and that can crack your spine and paralyse you!" 

i asked where this bloke heard that and said it wasnt true, his response was "my dealer told me and he knows his stuff" . . . . since when are dealers medical professionals :crankey:

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Spiderbaby]
    #11679278 - 12/19/09 05:57 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Haha....I love how the anti-drug people tell the myths in a such an ignorant manner...I always lol...In my country you'll find a lot of them. I tell them the truth and nicely explain that I'm very informed in this field... and no sir, they are stuck with the myth. I'm thinking what's the psychology behind this....

The last one I heard is that MDMA pills contain glass fragments and that is why you are getting high...so dangerous...

LSD is the most dangerous drug, it fucks your brain, you'll get constant flashbacks, and you'll eventually kill yourself.


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Raptoralic]
    #11679290 - 12/19/09 06:06 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

the single most stupid myth is that lsd makes your brain bleed drip down to your spine and then u crack your back way later on in your life you can have a level 5 mindfuck trip

shit pisses me off..


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11679307 - 12/19/09 06:14 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I could pop my back and have a level 5 mindfuck

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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #11679308 - 12/19/09 06:16 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I don't listen to peoples shit anymore I tell them the truth and if they still don't believe me then its "check erowid or GTFO"


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Re: Stupidest Common MYTHS/Urban Legends, about drugs. Go! [Re: LicHmicrO]
    #11679310 - 12/19/09 06:16 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

LicHmicrO said:
I wish I could pop my back and have a level 5 mindfuck



same here


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