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Offlinemtichael
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When your women is sleeping?
    #11659924 - 12/16/09 03:00 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

what do you do when your women is sleeping

i get on here 
download new music 
play guitar or bike in the warm season
and smoke a bowl or two

a few long hours later i climb in to bed then off to sleep


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: mtichael]
    #11659948 - 12/16/09 03:03 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

when you ready to go off to sleep do you spoon?


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: Jordanian]
    #11659963 - 12/16/09 03:05 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

wake her up with my...second word in my name


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11659971 - 12/16/09 03:06 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

jerk off in her face then get pissed in the morning asking her WHAT THE FUCK IS ON YOUR FACE


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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: mtichael]
    #11659972 - 12/16/09 03:07 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Masturbate and then jizz in her face.

Nah I'm kidding I don't have a girlfriend.


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: fee]
    #11659975 - 12/16/09 03:07 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: Jordanian]
    #11660006 - 12/16/09 03:20 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

belive you me if i try to wake her up to fuck her or cum on her face i would not get pussy for a week so thats just stupid

if you can do that with your girl and shes ok
i guess people can go a million diffrent directions :?


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: mtichael]
    #11660012 - 12/16/09 03:22 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Well, cumming in her face would probably be pushing it but what's wrong with waking her up to fuck or just fucking her while she sleeps?


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: mtichael]
    #11660014 - 12/16/09 03:23 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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mtichael said:
belive you me if i try to wake her up to fuck her or cum on her face i would not get pussy for a week so thats just stupid

if you can do that with your girl and shes ok
i guess people can go a million diffrent directions :?




really? my girl woke ME up to have sex alot of the time

i guess i'm one of the lucky ones :shrug:


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: mtichael]
    #11660016 - 12/16/09 03:24 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

because you treated her Dr Dick....


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: samossa]
    #11660028 - 12/16/09 03:28 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Seriously when my wife is asleep I can breathe and there's no way I'll wake her up. I'd rather make love with her when she's awake (caus' I'm not ashamed of myself like some of you perverts)

I listen to some music too, have a glass of rum, smoke, read and get outside to check on the sky.

We have kids here and when my wife falls asleep quiet is finally here!


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: samossa]
    #11660042 - 12/16/09 03:32 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

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samossa said:
Seriously when my wife is asleep I can breathe and there's no way I'll wake her up. I'd rather make love with her when she's awake (caus' I'm not ashamed of myself like some of you perverts)

I listen to some music too, have a glass of rum, smoke, read and get outside to check on the sky.

We have kids here and when my wife falls asleep quiet is finally here!




ya, i was talkin about my girlfriend...my wife is the same way...i'll get a knife to the face if i tried to wake her up w/ sex :tongue2:


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11660050 - 12/16/09 03:34 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

smoke my bong and put my headphones on...insomnia means we dont get much sleep time together ha


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11660098 - 12/16/09 03:45 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

i mean some times she wakes me up sucking my dick
and i can fuck her during the day
not when shes hungery jusk wakeing up or going to sleep lol


this is off topic lol damn you for guideing me astry


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: mtichael]
    #11660120 - 12/16/09 03:51 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

we like to fuck each other to sleep haha (atleast her) than i do muh usual insomniac shit. and finally crawl into bed a few hours before she gets up for work.


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11660122 - 12/16/09 03:51 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Doctor_Dick said:
Quote:

samossa said:
Seriously when my wife is asleep I can breathe and there's no way I'll wake her up. I'd rather make love with her when she's awake (caus' I'm not ashamed of myself like some of you perverts)

I listen to some music too, have a glass of rum, smoke, read and get outside to check on the sky.

We have kids here and when my wife falls asleep quiet is finally here!




ya, i was talkin about my girlfriend...my wife is the same way...i'll get a knife to the face if i tried to wake her up w/ sex :tongue2:




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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: samossa]
    #11660145 - 12/16/09 03:58 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

samossa said:
I'd rather make love with her when she's awake (caus' I'm not ashamed of myself like some of you perverts)




This makes no sense whatsoever.


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Re: When your women is sleeping? [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #11660153 - 12/16/09 04:00 AM (11 years, 4 months ago)

:slowtard: hah ( hey its late)


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