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OfflineNastyDHL
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what's your favorite insult?
    #11613698 - 12/08/09 11:17 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

i like 'cunt'

one syllable, quick and emphatic

also fond of 'asshat' for less stern matters


c'mon shroomery, gimme some material to throw at these jamokes

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613706 - 12/08/09 11:19 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Poo face. It's childish to insure that you make it known you think of them as a joke.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11613709 - 12/08/09 11:19 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

asshat is good :thumbup:


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613712 - 12/08/09 11:19 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

If it's a light insult I like calling people dillholes.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: g00ru]
    #11613716 - 12/08/09 11:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

i prefer just 'ass'. with the right emphasis it can destroy you.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: g00ru]
    #11613717 - 12/08/09 11:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I know you are but what am I?

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: g00ru]
    #11613724 - 12/08/09 11:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
If it's a light insult I like calling people dillholes.




LOL

that is a good one
  :bigjoint:

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613737 - 12/08/09 11:23 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

scat-muncher


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613738 - 12/08/09 11:23 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Twanp

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613743 - 12/08/09 11:24 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Turd tickler?


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: druqs]
    #11613752 - 12/08/09 11:26 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Azura said:
I know you are but what am I?




well, i fucking hate you, ferguson darling.

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: druqs]
    #11613754 - 12/08/09 11:26 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I like reversing it to create neuro-farts, as with telling an asshole or a fool in a serious voice, "You, my good sir, are a fucking winner."

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613759 - 12/08/09 11:27 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Also saying

"You're a little bitch" in the meanest voice possible is sure to get your intention across haha.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613762 - 12/08/09 11:27 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I'm a fan of asshat.

Donut-puncher and turd-burglar deserve honorable mentions as well.

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Entropymancer]
    #11613765 - 12/08/09 11:28 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Niggerkike


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613769 - 12/08/09 11:28 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Hehe, thanks

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: g00ru]
    #11613774 - 12/08/09 11:28 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

my personal favourite here in australia is gronk :wink:

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Entropymancer]
    #11613775 - 12/08/09 11:29 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Turd-burglar is good. Cock goblin is fantastic.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Entropymancer]
    #11613777 - 12/08/09 11:29 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Entropymancer said:
turd-burglar



thats a classic


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Big_Whoop]
    #11613793 - 12/08/09 11:31 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Jew

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: g00ru]
    #11613794 - 12/08/09 11:31 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
Also saying

"You're a little bitch" in the meanest voice possible is sure to get your intention across haha.




lol dude we have similar insulting styles because I, too, enjoy calling people a 'little bitch'...maybe i have seen baseketball too many times

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Big_Whoop]
    #11613802 - 12/08/09 11:32 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Morphodite is a good one.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Hakim0777]
    #11613816 - 12/08/09 11:35 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

cockswine
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porch monkey


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613822 - 12/08/09 11:36 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NastyDHL said:
Quote:

guruu said:
Also saying

"You're a little bitch" in the meanest voice possible is sure to get your intention across haha.




lol dude we have similar insulting styles because I, too, enjoy calling people a 'little bitch'...maybe i have seen baseketball too many times




never seen that film.  I hear it's awesome.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Hakim0777]
    #11613825 - 12/08/09 11:36 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

i also like making up words for insults and then when people don't know what i'm talking about i call them stupid

"you're a fucking exonoid"
"huh, wat teh fuck is an exonoid, huh?"
"WHAT? YOUDON'TKNOWWHATANEXNOIDIS? psshttt....asshat..."

also, I love to put some pep in my step, get some glide in my stride, have some dip in my hips and call people 'jive turkeys'

Edited by NastyDHL (12/08/09 11:39 PM)

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613829 - 12/08/09 11:37 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

oh and jag bag is my personal fav


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: the human abstract]
    #11613831 - 12/08/09 11:37 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

the human abstract said:
cockswine
and
porch monkey


Porch monkey is great, always makes me laugh.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11613832 - 12/08/09 11:37 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

cunt shovel

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: the human abstract]
    #11613836 - 12/08/09 11:38 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I think Jack Ass is my favorite.

I don't know if this is really an insult, but saying, "I hope your mother dies while having my abortion" works well at provoking people.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11613843 - 12/08/09 11:39 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

"Fuck that noise"


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11613873 - 12/08/09 11:43 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

guruu said:
Also saying

"You're a little bitch" in the meanest voice possible is sure to get your intention across haha.




Haha, I say that one all the time.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11613875 - 12/08/09 11:44 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

dumb ass, shit head, ignorant prick,simpleton,bitch,cocksucker,dick,asshole,asswipe.
you name it i say it, depends on current situation and on what degree.

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #11613889 - 12/08/09 11:46 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I'm really starting to like craggot
thanks otd


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: elementswrath]
    #11613894 - 12/08/09 11:46 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

elementswrath said:
dumb ass, shit head, ignorant prick,simpleton,bitch,cocksucker,dick,asshole,asswipe.
you name it i say it, depends on current situation and on what degree.


I don't even remember the ones I use.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11613925 - 12/08/09 11:51 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU TO HELL!


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Primal Glitch]
    #11613941 - 12/08/09 11:53 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

LoL, there are a few good 1's

You are a fucking hayseed.

May the ticks and flees from a 1000 festering camels invade your septic ass and I hope your finger nails turn to fish hooks.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Getafixx]
    #11614051 - 12/09/09 12:17 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Getafixx said:
LoL, there are a few good 1's

You are a fucking hayseed.

May the ticks and flees from a 1000 festering camels invade your septic ass and I hope your finger nails turn to fish hooks.


Too long, it won't be insulting for minutes until it registers.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11614112 - 12/09/09 12:33 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NastyDHL said:
i like 'cunt'





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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11614118 - 12/09/09 12:33 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I enjoy being sarcastic, so I always just throw down a really big complement and be so sincere, it's obvious that I'm totally lying.


"You are REALLY good at computers!"
"I'm SO glad I get to spend time with you."


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11614123 - 12/09/09 12:34 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

NastyDHL said:
i like 'cunt'

one syllable, quick and emphatic

also fond of 'asshat' for less stern matters


c'mon shroomery, gimme some material to throw at these jamokes



You sir share my exact taste in insults. I say fuck a lot, but usually not as an insult.

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11614139 - 12/09/09 12:37 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Shit stabber
Fudge Packer
Chocolate Frog
Tampon Tick


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Getafixx]
    #11614166 - 12/09/09 12:42 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

my favorite insult

"you foul tiddlywink!"

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11614174 - 12/09/09 12:44 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

poopie-head

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Fire Dancer]
    #11614179 - 12/09/09 12:45 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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poopie-head




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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11614344 - 12/09/09 01:30 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

A friend of mine used to tell people to "Go lick nanna!"

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Azura]
    #11614354 - 12/09/09 01:33 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

cum burping gutter slut

douchefuck

special ed

"poof, be gone!"


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Azura]
    #11614361 - 12/09/09 01:34 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

im surprised no one used this yet, but one of my favorite of all time:

"You know you're a fuckin tool"

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Arden]
    #11614380 - 12/09/09 01:40 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Arden said:
I like reversing it to create neuro-farts, as with telling an asshole or a fool in a serious voice, "You, my good sir, are a fucking winner."




Haha I like this.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: showme]
    #11614431 - 12/09/09 01:59 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

In Red Foreman's voice: "Dumbass!"

:lol:

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: dopestone]
    #11614491 - 12/09/09 02:16 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

dopestone said:
cum burping gutter slut





OH SHIT! thats a good one:thumbup: ima adopt that into my vocab


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Big_Whoop]
    #11614554 - 12/09/09 02:34 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

pus filled prick or dick stain

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Fort Mushroom]
    #11614568 - 12/09/09 02:40 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

This thread will end up 150+ pages.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11614587 - 12/09/09 02:48 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Maurer said:
This thread will end up 150+ pages.




Nah, if sex isn't involved it won't make it that far.

Cuntmuffin, Cockstain, Douchewoggle, Fuckface, Fuckwit, Whoremonger, Slutbagel.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
    #11614600 - 12/09/09 02:51 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

AlmostAsCoolAs said:
Quote:

Maurer said:
This thread will end up 150+ pages.




Nah, if sex isn't involved it won't make it that far.

Cuntmuffin, Cockstain, Douchewoggle, Fuckface, Fuckwit, Whoremonger, Slutbagel.


I'm glad someone noticed. Stupid sex threads seem to never end. That naked woman thread still gets bumped up every day.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11614780 - 12/09/09 04:12 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

"Cock juggling thunder cunt"

And I've always found "piece of shit" to be pretty insulting.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: tpihkal]
    #11614810 - 12/09/09 04:28 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Thunder cunt... :winner:


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Maurer]
    #11615015 - 12/09/09 06:12 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Some of these may sound similar to others already made, thats just how I heard them. Some I think I've made up myself, not sure.

"You're a fucking anal-dwelling thunder cunt!"
"You're a cock gobbling, choad chomping, cum guzzling gutter slut!"
"You're a turd burgling, ass licking cock holster!"
"You're a goat fucking, cock licking butt pirate!"
"You're such a fucking ponyslut!"
"You're a butt-munching dick licker!"
"You're a cocksucking fag magnet!"

Pretty much all of these are interchangable, so you can string together your own set of personalized insults.:grin:


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Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11615045 - 12/09/09 06:26 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I was always fond of "Rat Bastard".  If you're being referred too as a rat bastard you know your fuckin up.  Thats the lowest of the low right there.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: CokedUpHobit64]
    #11615070 - 12/09/09 06:37 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

i'm a fan of genitalia in my insults and expletives.

so cunt, cock, prick and ass are common for me.  and variations thereof, such as cockass and cunt-monkey and fucking prick.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: druqs]
    #11615103 - 12/09/09 06:52 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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Jew




I'm a fan of that one too. But around here it doesn't work because a lot of people are Jewish. You call them a Jew and they're like "yeah... and?"

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Gumby]
    #11615235 - 12/09/09 07:55 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

been using "fucking donut" a lot lately.

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11615656 - 12/09/09 09:36 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

GLOOMY SUFFERTURD WORM

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: druqs]
    #11615671 - 12/09/09 09:39 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

'You're a thief and a murderer and you killed a baboon and stole its face.'


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: shivas.wisdom]
    #11615690 - 12/09/09 09:43 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

sniff me bollocks

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11615704 - 12/09/09 09:47 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

So's your face. It works every time.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: robbyberto]
    #11615724 - 12/09/09 09:51 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

bitch-nigga


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: floydisgod]
    #11615763 - 12/09/09 09:58 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

numbskull

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: PoopSoap]
    #11615809 - 12/09/09 10:08 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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numbskull



:lol:


I was just about to say pea-brained numbskull


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Etherealfeeling]
    #11615819 - 12/09/09 10:10 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

"anal discharge" is another favorite of mine

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11615826 - 12/09/09 10:11 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Bastard Mother Fucker... always makes me feel better to say that phrase.

I've had a hard time getting r-tard out of my vocabulary since seeing that episode of south park.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: YoungBuck]
    #11615834 - 12/09/09 10:12 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I usually just say "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: YoungBuck]
    #11615836 - 12/09/09 10:14 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

"cock holster"

"You're like school in summer time" - "huh?" - "no class"

Also a stern "Shut the fuck up" works if executed properly.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: learningtofly]
    #11615871 - 12/09/09 10:20 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

a word/insult that everyone in my college is using is "chode" i dont think it exists in any other country in the world. it basicly means a short and fat penis, which is why it makes me laugh every time.

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: ShroomerRoss]
    #11615884 - 12/09/09 10:23 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

in the states "chode" is another word for the taint, grundle, or perineum.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11615895 - 12/09/09 10:25 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I don't know that I could pick one. This is my favorite insulting post on the Shroomery, though:

Quote:

BIGSWANG said:
IT WILL NOT WORK, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT


NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

IT WILL NOT WORK, YOU FUCKING IDIOT FAGGOT

NO, IT DOESNT WORK, FAGGOT

HEY FAGGOT, IT DOESNT WORK

FAG, NO

TAKE IT ORALLY, LIKE YOU ARE USED TO TAKING YOUR COCK, AND THEN SMOKE YOUR BLUNT, LIKE YOU ARE USED TO SMOKING THE COCK

FAGGOT




Generally I think faggot is pretty damn stupid as an insult, but I love this post. :lol:


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11615928 - 12/09/09 10:31 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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in the states "chode" is another word for the taint, grundle, or perineum.


:eek: we call that a gooch :lol:

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11616095 - 12/09/09 10:56 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
in the states "chode" is another word for the taint, grundle, or perineum.




I've always heard it as the short fat dick.:shrug:


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #11616149 - 12/09/09 11:05 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

Ima Trooper said:
Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
in the states "chode" is another word for the taint, grundle, or perineum.




I've always heard it as the short fat dick.:shrug:




We call that a pud around here.  Have a friend who's been nicknamed 'Pud' for years... not sure of the story behind that though.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: YoungBuck]
    #11616750 - 12/09/09 12:39 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I don't like to actually insult people. But when it's a close friend and I want to "jokingly insult" them. I just call them a Fuckass!

P.S: Is Fuckass from a movie or something?


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Turky]
    #11616777 - 12/09/09 12:43 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

boondock saints.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11616779 - 12/09/09 12:44 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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NastyDHL said:what's your favorite insult?





You had an abortion.:hehehe:


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11616784 - 12/09/09 12:45 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Kankeraap (cancer ape?)

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Beanhead]
    #11616824 - 12/09/09 12:51 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Cunt is a really awesome one. It's underused, and still really offends some people.

I've alway dug on the beavis and butthead, so fartknocker, buttmunch, and dillhole have a lot of worth to me.

I also throw around dicktree alot, like a tree just lazily swaying, branches heavy with the sun ripening dicks.

____peddler or _____monger are fun, too, but more for friends. "Dude, you're such a fartmonger. I can allready see you hanging around the docks, catch of farts on ice, trying to yell your product up and drown out the other purveyors."


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Beanhead]
    #11616825 - 12/09/09 12:52 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Fucking hooker.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Tript]
    #11616859 - 12/09/09 12:59 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Doorknob.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: robbyberto]
    #11616902 - 12/09/09 01:07 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

oh, i also like "you're an inanimate fucking object!", with a vocal inflection that implies i'm replying to someone: i.e. "you're stupid" "no you're stupid"


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: DrMambo]
    #11616911 - 12/09/09 01:08 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Cunt is a great one

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Beanhead]
    #11616920 - 12/09/09 01:09 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

"philistine"


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Anhoktohen]
    #11616969 - 12/09/09 01:15 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

wa is aw probleem na wer

STOEME MAKAK

err, how would I translate this, it's dialect so... WUT YO PROBLEM DIS TIME STUPID NIGGA. But then in Dutch and nigga is maroccan and ofcourse "wa is aw probleem na wer" isn't said as lame as wut yo problem dis time.

This makes sense right?

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11617015 - 12/09/09 01:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Catamite.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Anhoktohen]
    #11617018 - 12/09/09 01:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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"philistine"




I also like

You're useless.

That can sting.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Kiefish]
    #11617062 - 12/09/09 01:27 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

fruitbooter

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: PoopSoap]
    #11621126 - 12/10/09 12:24 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I didn't see it in any other posts, but I've enjoyed calling annoying people 'Cumdumpster'

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Cheezers]
    #11621147 - 12/10/09 12:29 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

fucktard
jizz hoe
ass clown
shit monger
cheese queef

etc etc etc

douche mop

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: plasma]
    #11621158 - 12/10/09 12:33 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

your dad should have pulled out.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Jrea]
    #11621169 - 12/10/09 12:36 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

cock mongrel

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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: svennevs22]
    #11621932 - 12/10/09 07:58 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

I've been known to tell people to shut their cock-holster before... meaning their mouth.


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: YoungBuck]
    #11622448 - 12/10/09 10:20 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

scumbag, cocksucker, and pussy, are usually the ones that come to mind when im insulting someone


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Re: what's your favorite insult? [Re: Wayfarer86]
    #11622576 - 12/10/09 10:47 AM (14 years, 3 months ago)

my two favorites:
douche-turd
ass-clown

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