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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11611748 - 12/08/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Then i say acid, only way to do it w/o the fat bitch knowing her food is tainted.

Though, i have had some really potent mush spaghetti.  oh my god so fucking :aweoverdose:



But i say dose her than leave her in the woods, see if she lasts.

We know she wont starve, hahaha.


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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11611759 - 12/08/09 06:33 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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Acid is too good for the likes of this despicable manipulative cunt. 

I would never waste acid on such filth.  I really just want to punch her in the face.  It's all I've been able to think about since this morning.  She may be a lard ass, but I'm wiry.  I'll break her fucking glasses.  I want to make her eat dog shit.  I want to force open her hideous face with a crowbar and urinate in her mouth while she's tied up with electrical fence.



sorrry, but quoted on basis of lawls

i don't like anger, perse, but... it IS good to get it out, eh? contructivly, like you did. :lol:

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11611770 - 12/08/09 06:35 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm going to pretend to be neutral with her for a little bit longer and toy with her mind until the right moment arrives to deliver a smackdown.  I can't stand this bitch. 




lol wow.

sorry to laugh at your situation but you have always come off as the nicest chick but whenever i hear really sweet girls talk about 'laying a smackdown' i can't help but laugh



and yeah, sounds like your family has taken too much shit already...start standing up and being assertive! there's a difference between standing up for yourself/your loved ones and being a petty bitch who is trying to bring someone else down to your level...nothing wrong with brutal honesty as long as your intentions are good (to help your family, not to hurt the 'sister')

i'm sure you will be able to get your point across in a civilized way

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: NastyDHL]
    #11611804 - 12/08/09 06:41 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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sounds like your family has taken too much shit already...start standing up and being assertive! there's a difference between standing up for yourself/your loved ones and being a petty bitch who is trying to bring someone else down to your level...nothing wrong with brutal honesty as long as your intentions are good (to help your family, not to hurt the 'sister')

i'm sure you will be able to get your point across in a civilized way






Very true!


I have never met you, but in the years here, i cant really imagine you ACTUALLY being mean for no reason, or for spite.



If this crazy chick is being so detrimental to the family, and they know it, it might be time for an intervention, or some other means to show her or your brother that something is very wrong.



Acid is still an option. :yesnod:


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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11611807 - 12/08/09 06:41 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm pretty easy-going and can get along with pretty much everyone.  However, I'm having issues with one of my new sisters-in-law.  I have four brothers and two of them got married this year.  I love one of my new sisters, since we hit it off right away.  She is a loving and compassionate person. 

However, the other sister-in-law, who I will call 'A', is a total nasty bitch.  She weighs almost 300 pounds and constantly tries to shit on other people.  She smacks my dear brother, her husband, in the head, even when he yells at he to stop and insults his sexual performance while he is sitting right there with the rest of the family.  She makes nasty comments to everyone in my family and is constantly guilt-tripping my mother into giving her money.  She also spiked the punch at my other brother's wedding without telling anyone even though she knew my brother's wife was pregnant and she has been talking about dosing my conservative mom and dad pot brownies without asking their permission.  She is a total fat slimeball.  She doesn't know that I don't like her yet (I can play the neutral card really well socially), and is constantly telling me how much she hates my parents and brothers, yet she is always sucking up to my family trying to get more money from them.  It is getting too much.  I can't keep silent anymore.  It's time for the brute force of radical honesty.

I really just want to punch her in the nose.  And I'm not the violent type...usually...

But she brings it out in me. I can't stand to see her hit my brother and say nasty disrespectful things about him right to his face and I can't stand to hear her talk shit about my other brothers, who hate her too.  I have been "nice" to her so far, but that era is coming to a close. 

I'm going to pretend to be neutral with her for a little bit longer and toy with her mind until the right moment arrives to deliver a smackdown.  I can't stand this bitch. 

And I don't usually say that!  I can't believe she married into our family!  It makes me sick.  I want to drive her away and ruin her.   

I told my brother that I didn't think wives were supposed to hit their husbands in the head and his response was, "Well, every relationship needs work." 

If he's happy with that foul treatment then he's happy, but that doesn't mean I have to be or put up with her shitty presence without a word of complaint.  Nay, I shall bring this monstrous ugly abusive hoe to her knees and make her regret she ever took my brother's last name.



I know someone almost exactly like that.
Perhaps your brother enjoys the abuse? That was the only way I could see why this ladies husband stayed with her. She even cuckolded him (fucked another man, who lived in there house but wouldnt fuck him and denied it to him)

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: akira_akuma]
    #11612136 - 12/08/09 07:20 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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MOTH said:
Acid is too good for the likes of this despicable manipulative cunt. 

I would never waste acid on such filth.  I really just want to punch her in the face.  It's all I've been able to think about since this morning.  She may be a lard ass, but I'm wiry.  I'll break her fucking glasses.  I want to make her eat dog shit.  I want to force open her hideous face with a crowbar and urinate in her mouth while she's tied up with electrical fence.



sorrry, but quoted on basis of lawls

i don't like anger, perse, but... it IS good to get it out, eh? contructivly, like you did. :lol:





I actually felt guilty as hell after I wrote what I did in the above.  Because I'm not used to these types of feelings inside of me. Just yesterday I was posting about focusing on peace love and happiness, but she is trying to tear the family apart and that pisses me off in a volatile way.  I want to get in a brawl with her.  I think that would be fun.  I like the dosing her idea, since she seems to think it's not a big deal to do that, but I'm worried it would take me down to her level.  I want to avoid that because her level is pretty rotten and low.  I wouldn't ever do the things I vented about.  I don't even have electrical wire.  I just needed to let my anger about her behavior out in a creatively violent way. 

Something needs to be done though.  She is seriously bad news. 

And yeah, my brother probably likes the abuse, but the problem is that this girl is abusive to everyone, not just her husband.

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11612288 - 12/08/09 07:38 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

just record her talking shit, then blackmail her into sucking your dick, then get that on videotape, and show the videotape to your parents.

wallah! problem solved.


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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: Citizen13]
    #11612303 - 12/08/09 07:40 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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just record her talking shit, then blackmail her into sucking your dick



How exactly would a woman go about forcing another woman to suck her dick?

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: Entropymancer]
    #11612314 - 12/08/09 07:41 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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Citizen13 said:
just record her talking shit, then blackmail her into sucking your dick



How exactly would a woman go about forcing another woman to suck her dick?




I'm a thinkin man, details like that are below me. you figure it out.


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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11612367 - 12/08/09 07:49 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

you see, liek you sadi already... just wait till the moment is right then be liek "what?" ... "wait, what bitch?" "we were just talking about soemthing merry and you think WAT NOW?"

:smirk:

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11612469 - 12/08/09 08:00 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

don't fight her, the fat bitch will sit on you and kill you your too small!


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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11612525 - 12/08/09 08:07 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Wow, she sounds awful. What is your brother thinking??


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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11612585 - 12/08/09 08:12 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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don't fight her, the fat bitch will sit on you and kill you your too small!




Dude, I am strong and quick and full of pizazz.  My knuckles are hard and pokey, hers are fat and flat

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: claraclairvoyant]
    #11612597 - 12/08/09 08:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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Wow, she sounds awful. What is your brother thinking??



I dunno, it might be a self-love thing because my parents weren't nurturing enough when we were all kids, he is slightly autistic too.

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11612686 - 12/08/09 08:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Shop for: Fresh Lard

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11612700 - 12/08/09 08:24 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

My sister in law is soooo fat........
She jumped up in the air and got stuck!
:grin:


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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: Epilson Lyrae]
    #11612737 - 12/08/09 08:28 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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My sister in law is soooo fat........
She jumped up in the air and got stuck!
:grin:




That's an interesting idea, maybe I'll start making a bunch of awesome fat jokes around her followed by peels of hysterical, obnoxious laughter.

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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
    #11613194 - 12/08/09 09:37 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Dose her with acid hands down.

You wont in any way go down to her level. She's the one fucking up your family, you are the one helping your family by dosing her with acid.

I would rather dose someone with acid and benefit my whole family than let her make it rot apart.

Fuck her, put some LSD in her drink.


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