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recalcitrant
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Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad
#1157843 - 12/20/02 10:30 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you caught your mom, red handed, going through your coat pockets at the front door and her excuss was "i was just checking to see if you had your keys today", what would you do?
i'd move out.......................
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felix
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1158014 - 12/20/02 11:42 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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move back over here and let's pool some money for an apartment...
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Smack31
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1158036 - 12/20/02 11:52 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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my step-dad was an asshole, but my mom wasn't a bitch. i did catch her going through my stuff a few times though... i just started hiding shit better and then moved in with my girlfriend when i was 17.
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1158116 - 12/20/02 12:28 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Always keep an infected hypodermic needle in your pocket. I do that just in case a cop searches me.
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Fungus_Farming
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#1158433 - 12/20/02 03:10 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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^this dude has issues^
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Baby_Hitler
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: Fungus_Farming]
#1158456 - 12/20/02 03:23 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Would you like to buy one?
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FrozenHappiness
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1158554 - 12/20/02 04:08 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would tell her I am a big boy now and that I didnt need to be checked up on so thuroughly. Then I would chop her neck and burn the house down.
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Murex
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1158614 - 12/20/02 04:32 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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My mom reads my mail.
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Lyena
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1158852 - 12/20/02 06:02 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol, sounds like my mom... My mother is a lunatic. I always find out when she goes through my shit too. I have a lock on the door to my room, and a couple weekends ago I left for the weekend and locked it (she does the same with hers when she leaves) and when I came back my room was all open and the windows were all open. She said she was airing it out... yeeeeeah. Apparently she broke in, and did something to the door, I'm not sure what but part of the area around it is messed up and I have to nail it back down. I know she was going through my shit though. Once as a test I took an old ashtray of hers (she doesnt use it) and hid it in a trunk in my closet. I went somewhere and she must have went through and gotten it, because the next day it was back in her room. I'd move out, but damn it's not so easy when you're lazy and don't have a job.
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Gunboat
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-da [Re: recalcitrant]
#1159593 - 12/21/02 05:15 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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My mom isn't a bitch, but my stepfather certainly is an asshole. I've never really found any evidence that my mom performs sweeps when I'm out of the house; but she does lie to me occassionally, which pisses me off. I mean, how the hell can you learn to trust people when you can't even trust the person that gave birth to you?
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baraka
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1159852 - 12/21/02 08:02 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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Umm how old are you kids?
Move out.
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djfrog
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: baraka]
#1160041 - 12/21/02 10:05 AM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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You really can't stop your mom from going through your stuff. And unless you pay rent and bought all the stuff in your room, probably don't have much grounds for saying she can't go through your stuff. Also, don't call your mom a bitch thats really wrong.
/me waves finger annoyingly.
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recalcitrant
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: djfrog]
#1160345 - 12/21/02 01:09 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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i paid for all the stuff in my room. and that includs my bed.
im 19, and you're right, i should fucking move out.
and i'll stop calling her a bitch when she stops doing bitchy things.
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bivalve
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1160548 - 12/21/02 03:00 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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try lisening too linkin park u fucking fagot
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joe666
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Re: Living with your bitch mom and asshole step-dad [Re: recalcitrant]
#1160871 - 12/21/02 05:38 PM (21 years, 3 months ago) |
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My mom bummed joints off me when I lived at home.
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