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Re: Shrooms out the ass
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Something to always remember, JUST SAY NO TO CRACK

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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hehehehe
well, fuck it then....lets all just forget about substrates and jars, sterilization, etc......LOL you crack me up


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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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you have stumbled onto the true cultivation secret!
maybe you should write up a tek for submission
how about CRACK-TEK
or was that CRAP-TEK
i dunno...

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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Hey Doobie, maybe if you stick a corncob up there(casing) too, you can get 2,3,4,+ flushes??

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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ummmm........ok, i would close it, but you might be telling the truth, so i'll leave it open and see if anyone else has had the same results. maybe you'll start a whole new method of growing. could you write up a detailed tek? if anyone else tries this, keep us posted as to how it works.

Link

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Wonder had gone away, and he had forgotten that all life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference betwixt those born of real things and those born of inward dreamings, and no cause to value the one above the other.  -- H.P. Lovecraft "The Silver Key"

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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Step 1. Take spore print.

Step 2. Fold spore print in half until it is the smallest possible. Keep spore side on outside.

Step 3. Insert folded spore print up your ass.

Step 4. Avoid defecation for as long as possible.

Step 5. Eat plenty of brown rice.

Step 6. After 2-3 weeks, defecate. DO NOT FLUSH

Step 7. Put some plastic gloves on and sift through defecation.

Step 8. Find shroomies.

Step 9. Eat shroomies.

Step 10. Trip balls.

Step 11. Repaeat.

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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I don't think that I can keep myself from shitting for 2-3 weeks though!

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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what about light???? they need a little bit each day when fruiting right?????? hmmmm


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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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neverwhere, that one's easy:

Step 5b. Stick flashlight up your ass for 4-6 hours a day.


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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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Don't forget water needs, take 'Spring water' enema at night(versus straw tek) bite down on stick, flush come morning..PleasantDreams!

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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Don't forget water needs, take 'Spring water' enema at night(versus straw tek) bite down on stick, flush come morning..PleasantDreams!

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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THis thread reminds me of hte commercial where the guy omes into the emergency room and is diagnosed with "money out the but" where they promptly push the critical patients aside and treat the guy with "money out the but" :smile:

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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Somebody stick a spore up my ass!

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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umm, it's money out the kazoo or wazoo or something like that. (its an ebay commercial...)

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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WAZOO!! Money out the WAZOO!!


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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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Obviosly a shitty comercial as I had no idea who or what it was about, but it was DAMN funny :smile:

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Re: Shrooms out the ass [Re: 3Mshroom]
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opps, i typed ebay, its etrade!

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