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Offlinemtichael
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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: sjacobn]
    #11572077 - 12/02/09 07:17 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

a hot jiggly ass
id slap it


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: BrainChemistry]
    #11573257 - 12/02/09 09:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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When walking past a hot girl, I usually meet eyes and look away with a whatever look on my face..drives them wild..everyone else is giving them attention and there you are not giving them time of day..




Seriously?

You think you looking like you don't care when you walk by a girl drives them wild? And of course you're not giving them the time of day...you are walking past them.

Wtf man? Most girls I see are minding their own business. If she's hot, then most guys are going to look at her. Its not like shes going to make eye contact with every dude she walks by. I'm sure most girls have other shit to think about then "Oh fuck, that guy looked at me and didn't even smile! What a fucking stud!"

:stonedjerk:




Works for me pretty well..and most girls don't just don't stare straight ahead while they are hanging around or walking they look at people, especially when they find them attractive. and why do you think more girls seem to want you once you have a girlfriend? they want what they can't have..so showing her you don't want her means she cant have you

and yeah it only works when you see the girl regularly doing that to a girl you only see once isn't going to do much


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: lsdank268]
    #11576374 - 12/03/09 12:04 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Smile and say hi.


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: learningtofly]
    #11576384 - 12/03/09 12:07 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

kick the bitch down the stairs  for being slow.

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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: druqs]
    #11576512 - 12/03/09 12:32 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

You know what the solution to all of this is?



And if you wear them inside, then you are even more of a baller.

Or a douche. But as we all know, girls date douches all the time. So either way its win win.


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: BrainChemistry]
    #11576523 - 12/03/09 12:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

If she's wearing a skirt, I let her walk far enough ahead so I can see up her skirt.  If not, I just stare directly at her ass.  I have no shame.


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: BrainChemistry]
    #11576677 - 12/03/09 01:04 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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BrainChemistry said:
You know what the solution to all of this is?



And if you wear them inside, then you are even more of a baller.

Or a douche. But as we all know, girls date douches all the time. So either way its win win.




IMO the one thing that would make this picture even funnier would be some cocaine residue in that nostril haha.:crazy2:


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: ThaiTea]
    #11576752 - 12/03/09 01:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

or a big set of boobs reflecting in the glasses. :boobs:


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #11576920 - 12/03/09 01:52 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah those boobs he's looking at are not very top notch. He's probably day dreaming about some real tittays.


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: BrainChemistry]
    #11576993 - 12/03/09 02:04 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

As a girl, it depends on my mood on whether or not I like it when guys "eye fuck" me. Haha

Sometimes I like it, other times I roll my eyes, maybe bite my lip, or sometimes Ill make a weird face to wipe that smile off their face. Heh

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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: TTT]
    #11577010 - 12/03/09 02:06 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

what factors do you consider when determining your pleasure levels when eye fuct?


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: ThaiTea]
    #11577138 - 12/03/09 02:29 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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give her the slight "how you doin?" nod and smile while eye fucking the shit out her. It can only lead to good. Has worked in the past for me. :smile:





this is one new guy i have no trouble agreeing with :thumbup:


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #11577160 - 12/03/09 02:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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what factors do you consider when determining your pleasure levels when eye fuct?




duh, her mood :tongue:


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #11577167 - 12/03/09 02:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

ist dat simple?

well the question begs to be asked then, is her response based on her mood, or can her mood sometimes be altered by a good eye fucking frmo some dude she realizes she thinks is cute?


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: AlbinoMonk]
    #11577173 - 12/03/09 02:37 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Standing at the bottom of the steps.

And if I tilt my head a little I can look up her dress.

And I'm willing to bet,

That she'd move if she knew.

So I'mma tap her on the shoulder.  I'mma give her a clue.



No but seriously, yeah, I'd stare the bitch down as long as I could be inconspicuous.

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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: Statisticons_win]
    #11577214 - 12/03/09 02:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Statisticons_win said:
ist dat simple?

well the question begs to be asked then, is her response based on her mood, or can her mood sometimes be altered by a good eye fucking frmo some dude she realizes she thinks is cute?



Its just kind of a game I guess. It doesnt really effect my mood but its amusing at the time. I like getting the reaction I want, and I usually do.

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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: TTT]
    #11577227 - 12/03/09 02:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

we aim to please, ell some of us.

a-muse-d is good.


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: AlbinoMonk]
    #11577421 - 12/03/09 03:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Any guy who says he doesnt stare is full of shit.

I check her out, but if I get caught and she isnt smiling I look away. If I get caught and she smiles at me I smile back.

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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11578681 - 12/03/09 06:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

at the girls that pass 1/100 will catch my eye

people im with like that girl is so hot
and shes like just generic and i diddent look twice

i like big eyes and big ass

when i was pussy starved i did look tho


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Re: Hot girl infrontnof you on stairs? [Re: mtichael]
    #11579293 - 12/03/09 07:10 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I remember being in line for Pizza and there was a really gorgeous girl in front of me ordering with just me behind her

she kinda leaned onto the counter and arched her back with her ass right up in the air and just held that position

it was hands down one of the hottest gestures I've ever received

she was able to say "heres my ass, now fuck it!" without saying a word or even looking at me really

I'm pretty sure I turned somewhat red

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