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Smackshadow
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Side Hugs . . . who knew?
#11520597 - 11/24/09 05:28 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ever vigilant to the extremes that people take their Religion, I have discovered this near unbearable Music Video and accompanying article.
[flash] [/flash]
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Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.
To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.
Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.
At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/24/the-side-hug-youth-group_n_369651.html
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Psy Baba
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11520615 - 11/24/09 05:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh........my...........
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Psy Baba]
#11520626 - 11/24/09 05:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hahaaaaaa what the fuck?
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Wasteland
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11520631 - 11/24/09 05:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Gunshots, police sirens...
Implying that they just killed someone and were gangsta enough to make it to the show... A show about how immoral a hug can be...
There are no words to express how epically they pose...
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I_was_the_walrus
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I dont know whats worse. Seeing your kids front hug or seeing your kids listen to this music. Hmmm I gotta admit it is pretty tough song
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Mchaggis
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They'll never stifle the true hug!
Hugs are like candy and baby things: inexplicably awesome.
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Lucidx
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thats so stupid, i wish i could torture whoever came up with that idea,
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Bridgeburner
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Lucidx]
#11520662 - 11/24/09 05:38 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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cacharstar
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Lucidx]
#11520680 - 11/24/09 05:40 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Democratic shif in congress!!!!
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cacharstar
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: cacharstar]
#11520687 - 11/24/09 05:42 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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A side hug is so when the dirty old preachjer pops a bonet the kids don't feel it!!!
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Lucidx
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: cacharstar]
#11520696 - 11/24/09 05:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Damn so I guess this idea means they rejected my idea of the 'cockshake'
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Vibes
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Lucidx]
#11520760 - 11/24/09 05:50 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin
Normal hugs are creations of the devil!
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Wasteland
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Vibes]
#11520823 - 11/24/09 05:55 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hugs are the #1 precursor to reckless juvenile orgies.
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CosmicFool
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Vibes]
#11520866 - 11/24/09 05:59 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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are they using the imperial march?
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frith
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: CosmicFool]
#11520878 - 11/24/09 06:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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christians + sex = anorexic + food
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Smackshadow
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: frith]
#11520895 - 11/24/09 06:02 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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-------------------- The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. ~H. L. Mencken~
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Lucidx
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: frith]
#11520906 - 11/24/09 06:03 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
frith said: christians + sex = anorexic + food
Anorexia is to not eating as christianty is to child molestation.
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DeathCompany
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11520980 - 11/24/09 06:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Chirstian lol
Now you cant even hug I guess they missed that in the bible the first billion times its been read. Good thing they caught it though.
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Cabers
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If god is up there right now, you can bet he's facepalming like no other right now.
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Cabers]
#11521104 - 11/24/09 06:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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fucking fucking fucking hell that's depressing.
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Big_Whoop
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Cabers]
#11521135 - 11/24/09 06:28 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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that shits batshit
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Chespirito
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11521177 - 11/24/09 06:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I really wish I could figure out a way to exploit the religious. I just can't think of anything decent
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NoHum
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Chespirito]
#11521211 - 11/24/09 06:37 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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hella gay . who would want to listen to that shit. cant stand it
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: NoHum]
#11521279 - 11/24/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm a ruff ryder, filled up with christ! love!
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we be walkin' like, we be talkin' like, we be side huggin' erriday and night!
it's how we do foo', this ain't no club, so don't be hatin on me when I show no love!
we livin' holy, it ain't no game, so put your hands in the air and let that shoulda hang!
i'm going global, like you don't know me. i'm buying babies like anglie jolie
now quit that huggin' and slow down mama, now hit my fist like president obama!
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SmittysPawnShop
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"Gimmi that christian side hug that christian side hug Gimmi that christian side hug that christian side hug" How did ths not end up in the "intelligent rap" thread?
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DeathCompany
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Can you imagine writing that yourself, looking at it and going DAMN THATS SOME GREAT LYRICS.
Id kill my self personally.
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SmittysPawnShop
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You know what gets me is that these guys cant possibly be serious about this. No way, nobody can be that sheltered and ignorant to the natural world to actually think that a hug is bad and that their hug style needs to be altered. I pray that this "rap group" got paid all kinds of money to create this atrocity. I really do get sick when I see this shit. I feel like going and dosing that entire entorage and audience with the most LSD I can get my hands on, just so I can sit back and watch thier worlds melt away.
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Smackshadow
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You know what gets me is that these guys cant possibly be serious about this. No way,
Here is a link to the website of the conference where this was preformed.
http://egconference.org/2010/
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I really wish I could figure out a way to exploit the religious
They charge $45 per ticket.
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11521629 - 11/24/09 07:30 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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who would pay that
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Mello Kitty
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: kieranhv]
#11521648 - 11/24/09 07:32 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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wow ridiculos
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SmittysPawnShop
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Mello Kitty]
#11521686 - 11/24/09 07:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hugs, far more dangerous then capitalism.
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: kieranhv]
#11521715 - 11/24/09 07:40 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Really glad I'll be going to hell when I die so I don't have to be around these losers
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SmittysPawnShop
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SO glad Im going to hell so I can hug people without looking like a freak.
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Ima Trooper
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Lucidx]
#11521850 - 11/24/09 07:59 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lucidx said: Damn so I guess this idea means they rejected my idea of the 'cockshake'
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Shroom lover
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Ima Trooper]
#11521936 - 11/24/09 08:08 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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They would have to pay me ALOT of money if i were to perform this.
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"As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Shroom lover
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i did a little research and alot of people say its satire, so its not real.
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Smackshadow
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i did a little research and alot of people say its satire, so its not real.
Maybe, I used to be on the exec. board of a large youth ministry that held annual conferences with up to 6000 people, before I took on a more rational basis for my faith. I can say that there is defendantly enough crazy in that crowd to create something like this and take it dead serious.
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BiG_StroOnZ
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Shroom lover said: i did a little research and alot of people say its satire, so its not real.
$45 tickets.
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11522291 - 11/24/09 09:00 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Typical fundamentalist American protestant bullshit.
Hugging is like the most wholesome activity possible.
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CandyGirl
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: blewmeanie]
#11522303 - 11/24/09 09:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Side hugs are where it's at fools.
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blewmeanie
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: CandyGirl]
#11522309 - 11/24/09 09:03 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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LIES!
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CandyGirl
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: blewmeanie]
#11522314 - 11/24/09 09:04 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Life Upon Death
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11522388 - 11/24/09 09:16 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Smackshadow said: Ever vigilant to the extremes that people take their Religion, I have discovered this near unbearable Music Video and accompanying article.
[flash] [/flash]
Quote:
Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.
To help the side-hug fad sweep the nation, let us present this hardcore rap song. Yup, side-hugging has hit the streets. The group has as many emcees as the Wu-Tang Clan and as much power as a barbershop quartet.
Look out for the ominous sirens blasting on the track. Clearly, these are gangsters on the run from the law - probably from side-hugging up a storm! One emcee (wearing his bandanna 2pac-style no less) admits to taking part in the forbidden front-hug. But don't worry, God. He's married.
At the end, they all simulate getting shot and dying. We can only hope there are side-hugs in heaven.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/24/the-side-hug-youth-group_n_369651.html
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Maverick
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11522504 - 11/24/09 09:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Smackshadow said: Cerveau is screwed
I LOVE THAT ROBOT!
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Maverick]
#11522521 - 11/24/09 09:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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i got a mad hip fetish so this is only more good news for me
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Drewwyann
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11522536 - 11/24/09 09:35 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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If some people want to never hug some one else... let them. I would never in 1000 years give up hugs, but if some one thinks hugs are evil and the only way to spiritual salvation is ignoring the body, then that's their choice.
Not saying I agree with it, but if they want to...
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shivas.wisdom
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Drewwyann]
#11522664 - 11/24/09 09:51 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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no man. it's not that we think hugs are evil. it's that when you hug there is a slight chance your pelvic regions my brush against eachmother and that is a sin.
we love hugging, thus the side hug, a satan free version.
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I just died a little inside
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DeathCompany
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shivas.wisdom said: no man. it's not that we think hugs are evil. it's that when you hug there is a slight chance your pelvic regions my brush against eachmother and that is a sin.
we love hugging, thus the side hug, a satan free version.
So jesus crotch and that dudes crotch are touching in that pic?
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11522950 - 11/24/09 10:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh god.
i dont think i'm even facepalming hard enough.
Edited by blazenn (11/28/09 02:10 AM)
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Dank_Trichome
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: blazenn]
#11540922 - 11/28/09 01:56 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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So I posted this video on facebook and some of my co-workers saw it.
Guaranteed at least once a shift someone will come into the kitchen then start hopping around out of nowhere yelling GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!!1!
We're loving it
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ilike_trees
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11541053 - 11/28/09 02:58 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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This wins.
Best thread ever.
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stedenko
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Lucidx]
#11541397 - 11/28/09 07:16 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Lucidx said: Damn so I guess this idea means they rejected my idea of the 'cockshake'
Rejected
However they do gently touch the tips together. Like an Eskimo greeting, with dicks...
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UnholyChild666
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Re: Side Hugs . . . who knew? [Re: Smackshadow]
#11541432 - 11/28/09 07:33 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I know I totally get a boner when I front hug
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