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Office Space movie quotes!
    #11516761 - 11/24/09 06:28 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

post your favorite quotes from Office Space here or discuss favorite scenes. ok, i'll start:

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: laidback4sho]
    #11516781 - 11/24/09 06:37 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

good film, gary cole is fantastic as lumbergh.



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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: druqs]
    #11516820 - 11/24/09 07:00 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

lol ya i had forgotten about that part. damn that movie is so badass from start to finish!


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: laidback4sho]
    #11516830 - 11/24/09 07:08 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

here's another one:
Tom Smykowski: Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

bahahahaha!!! some funny shit there.


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: laidback4sho]
    #11516878 - 11/24/09 07:41 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

yeah he totally fookin splats, people skills! lol


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: druqs]
    #11516883 - 11/24/09 07:44 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

That movie is so completely realistic in every way possible for people who work in an office. It's actually kind of creepy. Who ever wrote it was definitely going from first hand experience.


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: blewmeanie]
    #11516912 - 11/24/09 08:09 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Mike Judge...

The sad part is that The Office is sadly accurate a lot of the time. Both make me :facepalm: since I've known every character in them both at one point or another.


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: Adden]
    #11517044 - 11/24/09 09:29 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.

Yeah. Did you get that memo?

Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: CosmicFool]
    #11518490 - 11/24/09 02:28 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.

Yeah. Did you get that memo?

Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!




hahaha! Lumbergh is such a douche! ...and as such, should be bitchslapped lol.


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: laidback4sho]
    #11518509 - 11/24/09 02:34 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Peter Gibbons: This isn't so bad, huh? Makin' bucks, gettin' exercise, workin' outside.
Lawrence: Fuckin' A.
Peter Gibbons: [nods] Fuckin' A.


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: kanglow]
    #11518529 - 11/24/09 02:36 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

"Yea, you like that? Lets do that, lets do exactly that!"
Good news is that the printer got what was coming to him.


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
    #11518541 - 11/24/09 02:39 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I thought it was epic the first time, but 8 years later...


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: SmittysPawnShop]
    #11518542 - 11/24/09 02:40 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

"PC Load Letter:  What the fuck does that mean?" - Michael Bolton


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Re: Office Space movie quotes! [Re: kanglow]
    #11518565 - 11/24/09 02:44 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

kanglow said:
Peter Gibbons: This isn't so bad, huh? Makin' bucks, gettin' exercise, workin' outside.
Lawrence: Fuckin' A.
Peter Gibbons: [nods] Fuckin' A.




haha! fuckin' A! :thumbup:


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