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Aleph1
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Auto fellatio
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"100% of men that can suck their own dicks do suck their own dicks" --Me tripping and talking to my grandmother over the telephone
Does this statement hold water or not? How many have tried? Tried with success?
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dwtk
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11506594 - 11/22/09 07:29 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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if i could.. i wouldnt
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: dwtk]
#11506597 - 11/22/09 07:29 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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dwtk said: if i could.. i wouldnt
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teeter
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11506603 - 11/22/09 07:30 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not true.
Back in highschool, my friend won a bet for $50 that he could suck his own dick. He said he figured out he could do it as a joke and at first he thought it was awesome, but then he thought it was super gay so after that he never did it except for bets.
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: teeter]
#11506613 - 11/22/09 07:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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why u talkin about suckin dick with grams?
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: teeter]
#11506641 - 11/22/09 07:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I would imagine that would be very uncomfortable. Just think Its your own but you still have a fat cock in your mouth. Very creepy thought...IMO
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Wasteland
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11506659 - 11/22/09 07:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wouldn't be worth the effort. I nearly puke brushing the back of my tongue. No deepthroat = shitty bj.shitty bj, from myself + fucking up my back...Eh, my hands do fine work.
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Aleph1
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: teeter]
#11506670 - 11/22/09 07:38 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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teeter said: Not true.
Back in highschool, my friend won a bet for $50 that he could suck his own dick. He said he figured out he could do it as a joke and at first he thought it was awesome, but then he thought it was super gay so after that he never did it except for bets.
Well of course that's what you would tell your acquaintances, you would not want them to think you are sucking your own dick every time you are not in the room.
I have to disagree with super gay though, is it super gay to give yourself a handjob?
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: dman080]
#11506673 - 11/22/09 07:38 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I dont know how you could get off all contorted like that with a dick in your mouth. Nothin sexy bout that
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Aleph1
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: P-O]
#11506678 - 11/22/09 07:39 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said: why u talkin about suckin dick with grams?
Trying to prove some point unrelated
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dman080
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Wasteland said: Wouldn't be worth the effort. I nearly puke brushing the back of my tongue. No deepthroat = shitty bj.shitty bj, from myself + fucking up my back...Eh, my hands do fine work.
Thats like women who have gage reflexes . The Hummer is good but its not one of those spine tingling great BJ's where you get with a Broad who can Deep throat, And knows how to suck dick,Like a good Girl.......
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hawksapprentice
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Have any of you seen Short Bus?? It had a guy that was able to do that. It looked really disgusting.
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Aleph1
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Quote:
Wasteland said: Wouldn't be worth the effort. I nearly puke brushing the back of my tongue. No deepthroat = shitty bj.shitty bj, from myself + fucking up my back...Eh, my hands do fine work.
I agree but I am referring to doing it for a first time, not an ongoing thing.
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BothHands
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11506695 - 11/22/09 07:41 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Do you swallow afterwards? haha
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Ima Trooper
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BothHands said: Do you swallow afterwards? haha
This is the REAL question.
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Aleph1
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BothHands said: Do you swallow afterwards? haha
Is more convenient than cleaning up.
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CosmicFool
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I was expecting this thread to be about "road head"...
I'll show myself to the door
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dman080
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Just think you gonna have to go to town on yourself. You gonna have to get into it man.Are you gonna GAGE your self like I do with my girl.... Face fuck yourself till your spit is all over the joint.... Think about it Bro?
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Aleph1
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Quote:
CosmicFool said: I was expecting this thread to be about "road head"...
I'll show myself to the door
Clearly you have to keep your eyes on the road, unless you had a passenger that was a spotter and told you when to break/turn/honk horn ect.
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crackawebsta
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Quote:
CosmicFool said: I was expecting this thread to be about "road head"...
that would be 'vehicular fellatio'
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11506840 - 11/22/09 07:59 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh man that would be awesome.
I'm gay, though, so it's different, I imagine.. dunno why a straight guy would want a dick in his mouth, even if it's his own.
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Brugman]
#11507140 - 11/22/09 08:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can suck myself, but I choose not to. I have put my dick in my mouth just to see if I could though, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to not think it was gay or anything (to those saying it's gay)- it wasn't enjoyable either way
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: bbl337]
#11507472 - 11/22/09 09:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why would I do this when I can have someone else do it for me? Seriously.
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pwnasaurus
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At my level of flexibility, I have done some approximate checking to determine I would need ~10" cock to be able to achieve this. I doubt there are more than 10 people registered on the Shroomery with a cock that big (if that), so how the fuck are you guys pulling this off?
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BothHands
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I'm guessing yoga.
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alternatereality
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If I were a guy and I could put my cock in my mouth, I would definitely do it.
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BothHands
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I wouldn't... Penises are gross as hell...
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alternatereality
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BothHands said: I wouldn't... Penises are gross as hell...
I think penises are wayyyy less gross than vaginas. For sure.
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They're both pretty gross, I agree.
I choose bloody hole over veiny tumorous looking growth though.
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alternatereality
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BothHands said: They're both pretty gross, I agree. Wouldn't put my mouth too near either of them.
I choose bloody hole over veiny tumorous looking growth though.
I actually kind of like giving blowjobs.
But I suppose you're right, both are at least moderately gross.
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You're crazy. None of my straight friends like it.. You must know some nice guys. A lot of men aren't very nice with the back of a woman's throat from what I've heard.
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BirdsIView
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Real talk, I've been horny enough to the point where I'd probably get off from sucking my own dick. Which is the reason I have ceased jacking off.
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Quote:
alternatereality said:
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BothHands said: I wouldn't... Penises are gross as hell...
I think penises are wayyyy less gross than vaginas. For sure.
I suppose each have a certain levels of gross... my attraction to vagina obliterates any misgivings about that, though. I'll get my whole tongue in if I can.
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Brugman]
#11508253 - 11/22/09 11:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Brugman said: Oh man that would be awesome.
I'm gay, though, so it's different, I imagine.. dunno why a straight guy would want a dick in his mouth, even if it's his own.
i don't want a dick in my mouth, i want a mouth on my dick. not quite the same thing.
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11508391 - 11/23/09 12:18 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Aleph1 said: "100% of men that can suck their own dicks do suck their own dicks" --Me tripping and talking to my grandmother over the telephone
can't believe i'm the first one to bring this up, but why the FUCK did you say this to your grandma? and how did she react?
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Aleph1
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Quote:
Hendostan said:
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Aleph1 said: "100% of men that can suck their own dicks do suck their own dicks" --Me tripping and talking to my grandmother over the telephone
can't believe i'm the first one to bring this up, but why the FUCK did you say this to your grandma? and how did she react?
Was some analogy i was making to glen beck
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Aleph1
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11508616 - 11/23/09 01:20 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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On personal note I remember when i was young and I thought if I did suck my own dick that I would be jettisoned from this plane of existence to a very alien one.
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11508621 - 11/23/09 01:21 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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ah, i see... didn't catch that one
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Quote:
Hendostan said:
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Aleph1 said: "100% of men that can suck their own dicks do suck their own dicks" --Me tripping and talking to my grandmother over the telephone
can't believe i'm the first one to bring this up
You weren't.
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Hendostan
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yeah yeah, i realize i failed in this one. skimming threads high and tired, no good
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11508680 - 11/23/09 01:38 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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i would so suck my own dick all the time if i could.you are all liars.
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I won't say much, but I will say that I am able to do this. Yes I am quite flexible, and I guess I do have a larger peenie than the average guy.
But, it's umcomfortable. And it's not arousing in any way.
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#11508859 - 11/23/09 02:45 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Now heres thew real question
If you had bewbs would titty fuck yourself. Which by the way I think would be completely possible.
Id at least spend a lot of time in the mirror.
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Re: Auto fellatio [Re: Aleph1]
#13391463 - 10/26/10 05:40 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I was younger, I would suck myself to completion on a nightly basis. Check out solosuck.com for helpful hints. It really is a killer orgasm.
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I've tried but I can only get the tip in my mouth and it kind of hurts my back... I guess I need to practice.
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These last two posts have brightened an otherwise fucking horrible day. Thank you for reviving it the way you did.
I'm really high also.
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If I lose 20 pounds I probably would be able to. New found motivation for losing weight.
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