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Anonymous #11
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That must suck to be a female, you actually have to wait until your period is over before you can go out and actually have a little fun.
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Anonymous #21
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Meh, it's fine. I still have weed.
I'm sure there are benefits to being male, like point-and-shoot pissing, and the lack of a peroid, but really, it's not worth my soul.
Haha, kidding. Only 75% of men are soulless.
Edited by Anonymous (11/17/09 03:25 PM)
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Anonymous #11
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Being a man kicks ass; I used to want to be a girl when I was a little boy, but as I grew up, I started realizing that being a man just kicks so much more ass, literally and figuratively.
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Anonymous #14
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Quote:
Anonymous #11 said: Being a man kicks ass; I used to want to be a girl when I was a little boy, but as I grew up, I started realizing that being a man just kicks so much more ass, literally and figuratively. 
you should have ripped your dick off when you had the thought
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Anonymous #21
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Aweee, that's cute. If you change your mind and have some cash lying around, you can still live up to your childhood dream. It's not that bad.
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Anonymous #21
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#14 : an example of the 75%. Eat some shrooms. They might tell you why you have the need to be an ass to strangers. Maybe you can be nicer one day.
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Anonymous #14
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uses for discarded dick:
1.novelty hot dog 2.natural dildo 3.key chain 4.ear ring 5.grate like cheese and put on your pasta 6.new chew toy for your pet 7.non returning boomerang 8.dress It in a full monopoly man out fit and swap out a display at your local museum 9.defensive weapon 10.insert ink rod, and you have yourself a new pen
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Anonymous #21
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Ok, that was pretty awesome. 
Grate as cheese? Brilliant.
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Anonymous #9
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Quote:
Anonymous #14 said: 7.non returning boomerang
That's a good one.
Ima gonna recycle it.
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Anonymous #12
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11) Use as pencil eraser 12) Use as doorjamb 13) Check oil in car (if penis is very skinny) 14) Scrape on ground to make hopscotch grid 15) Hang between cleavage as necklace 16) Fashion into wristwatch 17) Snap/shoot at people like rubber band 18) Reusable ice cube 19) Wrist pad for mouse 20) Water balloon launcher
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Anonymous #22
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Anonymous #2
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Going to trip tonight on my period actually. Didn't plan it that way, but whatev. I'm expecting a glorious night.
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Anonymous #14
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what psych will aunt flow be experiencing this evening?
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