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Anonymous #11

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #11474567 - 11/17/09 03:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

That must suck to be a female, you actually have to wait until your period is over before you can go out and actually have a little fun.


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Anonymous #21

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #11474599 - 11/17/09 03:18 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Meh, it's fine.  I still have weed. 

I'm sure there are benefits to being male, like point-and-shoot pissing, and the lack of a peroid, but really, it's not worth my soul.

Haha, kidding.  Only 75% of men are soulless. :laugh:


Edited by Anonymous (11/17/09 03:25 PM)


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Anonymous #11

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #11474692 - 11/17/09 03:29 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Being a man kicks ass; I used to want to be a girl when I was a little boy, but as I grew up, I started realizing that being a man just kicks so much more ass, literally and figuratively. :smirk:


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Anonymous #14

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #11474699 - 11/17/09 03:30 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Being a man kicks ass; I used to want to be a girl when I was a little boy, but as I grew up, I started realizing that being a man just kicks so much more ass, literally and figuratively. :smirk:





you should have ripped your dick off when you had the thought:crying:


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Anonymous #21

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #11474707 - 11/17/09 03:32 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Aweee, that's cute.  If you change your mind and have some cash lying around, you can still live up to your childhood dream.  It's not that bad. :heart:


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Anonymous #21

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #11474730 - 11/17/09 03:35 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

#14 : an example of the 75%.  Eat some shrooms.  They might tell you why you have the need to be an ass to strangers.  Maybe you can be nicer one day.


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Anonymous #14

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #11474755 - 11/17/09 03:39 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

uses for discarded dick:

1.novelty hot dog
2.natural dildo
3.key chain
4.ear ring
5.grate like cheese and put on your pasta
6.new chew toy for your pet
7.non returning boomerang
8.dress It in a full monopoly man out fit and swap out a display at your local museum
9.defensive weapon
10.insert ink rod, and you have yourself a new pen

:vaped:


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Anonymous #21

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #11474771 - 11/17/09 03:42 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Ok, that was pretty awesome. :laugh:

Grate as cheese?  Brilliant.


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Anonymous #9

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #11474774 - 11/17/09 03:42 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #14 said:
7.non returning boomerang




That's a good one.

Ima gonna recycle it.


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Anonymous #12

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11474819 - 11/17/09 04:04 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

11) Use as pencil eraser
12) Use as doorjamb
13) Check oil in car (if penis is very skinny)
14) Scrape on ground to make hopscotch grid
15) Hang between cleavage as necklace
16) Fashion into wristwatch
17) Snap/shoot at people like rubber band
18) Reusable ice cube
19) Wrist pad for mouse
20) Water balloon launcher


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Anonymous #22

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #11475710 - 11/17/09 06:16 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #2

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #11475926 - 11/17/09 06:44 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Going to trip tonight on my period actually. Didn't plan it that way, but whatev. I'm expecting a glorious night.


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Anonymous #14

Re: For females who trip [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11475969 - 11/17/09 06:50 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

what psych will aunt flow be experiencing this evening?


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