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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: mush999]
    #9816419 - 02/17/09 07:48 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

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i wouldve knocked the monkey out though.




yeah right, it got stabbed multiple times and was hit with a shovel and the motherfucker still didn't go down, what are you going to do?


stabbed by an old woman. women are weak to begin with, and she was old which made her even weaker, and she stabbed it with a knife that isnt meant for stabbing. the chimp could probably kick my ass with one smack considering their strength, but i weigh more than a chimp, and i dont think chimps naturally understand being punched or kicked in the head.




chimps aren't unintelligent fighters, they'll hold both of your arms while kicking you in the face again and again - there's nothing you could do.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: twighead]
    #9816427 - 02/17/09 07:49 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

Plus they can fucking smell you are a primate and wil go straight for your balls. It's part of their instinct.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: twighead]
    #9816447 - 02/17/09 07:51 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

Unless we're talking about people with no legs, why couldn't the human kick the monkey back?

We are the more intelligent creature, after all.

Not that I think a normal person would be able to hold their ground against an obviously angry chimp.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: jewunit]
    #9816497 - 02/17/09 07:57 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

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Unless we're talking about people with no legs, why couldn't the human kick the monkey back?

We are the more intelligent creature, after all.

Not that I think a normal person would be able to hold their ground against an obviously angry chimp.




:shrug: I'd just assume they'd be rather close to your body - it's tough to kick yourself.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: mush999]
    #9816515 - 02/17/09 08:00 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

I did find it strange that after trying to get into the cruiser, it was able to try the driver side door and attack the officer.  I mean comeon?  I don't care if it were a drunk bum who could hardly even walk to my car, much less an animal that was clearly trying to get in, I'd lock those fucking doors.

Mostly though, this just shows that wild animals can't be trusted.  People can't be trusted for that matter, so it was just wrong for them to expect that nothing would ever happen.

Too bad it took someone getting seriously injured.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: Funguymon]
    #9816580 - 02/17/09 08:09 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

They should give a chimp PCP. And get it on tape. That's my contribution to this thread. :bye:


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: mush999]
    #9816623 - 02/17/09 08:15 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

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i wouldve knocked the monkey out though.




yeah right, it got stabbed multiple times and was hit with a shovel and the motherfucker still didn't go down, what are you going to do?


stabbed by an old woman. women are weak to begin with, and she was old which made her even weaker, and she stabbed it with a knife that isnt meant for stabbing. the chimp could probably kick my ass with one smack considering their strength, but i weigh more than a chimp, and i dont think chimps naturally understand being punched or kicked in the head.




:urstupid: seriously just stop


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: twighead]
    #9816636 - 02/17/09 08:17 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

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why didn't they just bring tranquilizers?? :shrug:




Because they're cops, not vets. How many police departments do you think have tranq darts and guns on hand?

I would have tazered the monkey.

And as far as owning a chimp is concerned, no you can't own them unless you have a license.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: Gumby]
    #9816666 - 02/17/09 08:23 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

oliver the humanzee



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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: roby000]
    #9816753 - 02/17/09 08:35 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

i dont think people should be allowed to own any pets that can kill a person, including dogs. i think dogs are a sad mistake in evolution.

cats are cool though. never heard of a cat killing a baby.

and chimps dont punch accurately, the way they fight is different, they also dont kick the way we do. i dont think a chimp would know how to respond to being kicked in the head with a man's shin. but id rather try to knock it out before shooting it anyway.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: mush999]
    #9817057 - 02/17/09 09:21 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

your title fits you well


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #9817318 - 02/17/09 09:59 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

I agree. I was going to rate him but then I saw he already knew what I was going to tell him.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: mush999]
    #9817434 - 02/17/09 10:19 PM (15 years, 7 days ago)

Loser...:rofl2:


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: mush999]
    #9818077 - 02/18/09 01:20 AM (15 years, 7 days ago)

Thats some funny, yet tragic shit.


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: mush999]
    #9818570 - 02/18/09 06:16 AM (15 years, 7 days ago)

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i dont think people should be allowed to own any pets that can kill a person, including dogs. i think dogs are a sad mistake in evolution.

cats are cool though. never heard of a cat killing a baby.

and chimps dont punch accurately, the way they fight is different, they also dont kick the way we do. i dont think a chimp would know how to respond to being kicked in the head with a man's shin. but id rather try to knock it out before shooting it anyway.




I'm sure it won't be too long before you are perma-banned :bye:  :dancer:


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: Funguymon]
    #11435774 - 11/11/09 06:43 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

..UPDATE.. . . . Before . . . . . . After . . . . . .:blush: . . . Stamford Woman Attacked By Chimp Reveals Face on 'Oprah'


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: vinsue]
    #11435788 - 11/11/09 06:45 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: Set]
    #11435809 - 11/11/09 06:48 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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The wounded chimpanzee fled the scene,




:ilold:


I'm one of the few people that didn't IMMEDIATELY find the original story comical. This line was funny though


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Re: Police: Chimp that mauled woman had been given drug [Re: mush999]
    #11435824 - 11/11/09 06:51 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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mush999 said: i think dogs are a sad mistake in evolution.





:facepalm:

but in a way you are right, because they are the result of humans' selective breeding, and domestication also, which makes them very sad creatures, like you would be if your kind were domesticated for hundreds of years :wink:


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