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what secretly kills a cat? * 1
    #11417981 - 11/09/09 11:00 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

My room mate just got a cat (despite me not approving).  I hate everything about cats... the stench, mannerisms, hair, and most of all i'm allergic.  I will kill this cat, there is no doubt.  However, i don't want to get caught.  I already have a few ornamental plants so i thought it would be a good cover and maybe i can get either some tiger lilies or datura so the cat will eat them and die.  Now, the plant needs to kill fast cuz otherwise the veterinarian might be able to save the cats life.  Don't try to lecture me about the merits of morality.  I would never hurt a fly... but cats are the one exception.  So, if anyone knows of a poisonous plant a cat will eat that will kill it in a few hours, please tell me.

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418010 - 11/09/09 11:04 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Get a dog.

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418017 - 11/09/09 11:04 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:wow: are you really this much of an idiot? Is this for real? :flowstone: Or is it a secret? :shoosh:  :FattyNoneck:


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Edited by the bizzle (11/09/09 11:06 AM)

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418029 - 11/09/09 11:05 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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andresq45 said:
My room mate just got a cat (despite me not approving).  I hate everything about cats... the stench, mannerisms, hair, and most of all i'm allergic.  I will kill this cat, there is no doubt.  However, i don't want to get caught.  I already have a few ornamental plants so i thought it would be a good cover and maybe i can get either some tiger lilies or datura so the cat will eat them and die.  Now, the plant needs to kill fast cuz otherwise the veterinarian might be able to save the cats life.  Don't try to lecture me about the merits of morality.  I would never hurt a fly... but cats are the one exception.  So, if anyone knows of a poisonous plant a cat will eat that will kill it in a few hours, please tell me.




:facepalm: :nonono:


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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: Cowgold] * 1
    #11418032 - 11/09/09 11:06 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

so why don't you just tell your fucking roommate that he can't have a cat. that would be the mature thing to do in a situation where (i'm assuming) you two split the rent/bills and have equal say in what goes into and out of your place.


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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418050 - 11/09/09 11:08 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Just let it go or try to give it to someone. why do you want to fucking kill it?:mad2:

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418055 - 11/09/09 11:09 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

andresq45 said:
My room mate just got a cat (despite me not approving).  I hate everything about cats... the stench, mannerisms, hair, and most of all i'm allergic.  I will kill this cat, there is no doubt.  However, i don't want to get caught.  I already have a few ornamental plants so i thought it would be a good cover and maybe i can get either some tiger lilies or datura so the cat will eat them and die.  Now, the plant needs to kill fast cuz otherwise the veterinarian might be able to save the cats life.  Don't try to lecture me about the merits of morality.  I would never hurt a fly... but cats are the one exception.  So, if anyone knows of a poisonous plant a cat will eat that will kill it in a few hours, please tell me.






Boy, I oughta box your jaw


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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418071 - 11/09/09 11:11 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

yeah, real cool, brah.  kill a defenseless cat.  you're a big fucking man.

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leave the cat alone and deal with your roommate like a fucking adult.  fucking disgusting passive-aggressive, cowardly piece of shit.

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: citricacidx] * 1
    #11418073 - 11/09/09 11:11 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah...  it's for real...  You'd think there is to be mutual respect when 2 parties are paying for a place 50/50 but no, despite me making it very clear there is to never be a cat in the house, what do i fucking find in my living room this morning?  a cat!

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: the bizzle] * 1
    #11418076 - 11/09/09 11:12 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

the bizzle said:
Quote:

andresq45 said:
My room mate just got a cat (despite me not approving).  I hate everything about cats... the stench, mannerisms, hair, and most of all i'm allergic.  I will kill this cat, there is no doubt.  However, i don't want to get caught.  I already have a few ornamental plants so i thought it would be a good cover and maybe i can get either some tiger lilies or datura so the cat will eat them and die.  Now, the plant needs to kill fast cuz otherwise the veterinarian might be able to save the cats life.  Don't try to lecture me about the merits of morality.  I would never hurt a fly... but cats are the one exception.  So, if anyone knows of a poisonous plant a cat will eat that will kill it in a few hours, please tell me.






Boy, I oughta box your jaw





^^^^^ lol

They say curiosity, but I think you need a license to buy it...


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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418079 - 11/09/09 11:12 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Grow a dick and tell your roommate you don't want a cat in the house.

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418084 - 11/09/09 11:13 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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You'd think there is to be mutual respect...



Says the person who is asking for the best way to "secretly" kill a defenseless animal... you are not only inhumane but you are a fucking pussy about it as well... die in a fire :onfire:

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418086 - 11/09/09 11:14 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)



Take his powers.

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418087 - 11/09/09 11:14 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Tell him your allergic and there is no way a cat can be in the house. Dont be a dick and kill the cat who did nothing to you at all.


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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418089 - 11/09/09 11:14 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

lol whoa, i didn't think peta would show up and people would be questioning my manhood.  never mind geez, i'll deal with

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418099 - 11/09/09 11:16 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

andresq45 said:
Yeah...  it's for real...  You'd think there is to be mutual respect when 2 parties are paying for a place 50/50 but no, despite me making it very clear there is to never be a cat in the house, what do i fucking find in my living room this morning?  a cat!




Kick your roommate out.

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418100 - 11/09/09 11:16 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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lol whoa, i didn't think peta would show up and people would be questioning my manhood.  never mind geez, i'll deal with




you forced us to question your manhood when you clearly demonstrated that you are afraid of your roommate to such an extent that you are willing to commit a crime to avoid confronting him about a cat.

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418104 - 11/09/09 11:16 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

You don't have any manhood to question, you are just a retarded piece of shit :kingtard:

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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418105 - 11/09/09 11:16 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: what secretly kills a cat? [Re: andresq45] * 1
    #11418114 - 11/09/09 11:17 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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andresq45 said:
lol whoa, i didn't think peta would show up and people would be questioning my manhood.  never mind geez, i'll deal with




Just drink poison and stare at the cat. That'll do the trick.

Edited by Wiccan_Seeker (11/09/09 11:22 AM)

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