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koppie
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Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles.
#11409673 - 11/08/09 06:19 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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How being fried by mains current is considered a good thing in this guy's mind remains a mystery to Godless Heathens like me.
Accept Jesus in your heart and you too can be reduced to a smouldering mess.
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Olympus Mons
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: koppie]
#11409681 - 11/08/09 06:23 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just all right oh yeah.
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Olympus Mons]
#11409789 - 11/08/09 07:11 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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"so when somebody says 'what's different about christianity?', what's different about christianity is that it changes peoples lives." orly? interestingly enough, pretty much anything changes someone's life. a change in career. a change in school. a change in location. shit, a change in weather.
seriously though, did he get this from an elementary school science fair? silly old man.
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Bridgeburner
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11409851 - 11/08/09 07:48 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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aids changes more lives than jesus
hiv = jesus
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memes
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Bridgeburner]
#11409866 - 11/08/09 07:51 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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How clever. I bet he thought he was fucking brilliant for coming up with that.
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Vibes
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11409869 - 11/08/09 07:54 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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What an idiot.
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scottandrew
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... [Re: Vibes]
#11410086 - 11/08/09 09:09 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Edited by scottandrew (11/16/09 07:18 PM)
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rakipo
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: scottandrew]
#11410190 - 11/08/09 09:38 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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if becoming a christian does that to my pickle lets just say i wont be goin to church in a while :B
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: scottandrew]
#11410206 - 11/08/09 09:42 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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What a dipshit. That made me lose my faith in humanity on a whole new level.
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jordanb916
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: rakipo]
#11410217 - 11/08/09 09:44 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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god.. i was always searching for the reason why i felt like a suspended pickle with two forks in me. those electric shocks make more sense now too. well i dont know about you guys but im finding me a church
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: koppie]
#11410268 - 11/08/09 09:56 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well Christians are probably pretty desperate for analogies these days. It's dying and they know it.
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tracedwards313
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#11410292 - 11/08/09 10:03 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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fuck jesus
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#11410294 - 11/08/09 10:03 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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christianity is dying? i don't know about that. their numbers are still strong. too goddamn strong. i don't think it's going anywhere in any significant way.
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batheinthefountain
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#11410297 - 11/08/09 10:04 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Knifey Mcstab said: Well Christians are probably pretty desperate for analogies these days. It's dying and they know it.
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KaptKid
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: koppie]
#11410303 - 11/08/09 10:06 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just stay pluged into god.
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P-O
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: KaptKid]
#11410637 - 11/08/09 11:11 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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now you see why YOU MUST accept jesus!
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
#11410701 - 11/08/09 11:29 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said: christianity is dying? i don't know about that. their numbers are still strong. too goddamn strong. i don't think it's going anywhere in any significant way.
Ya, they still have a lot of people, but the trend is dying now.
I don't think they will ever really go away completely, not in my lifetime.
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