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Offlinekoppie
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Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles.
    #11409673 - 11/08/09 08:19 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

How being fried by mains current is considered a good thing in this guy's mind remains a mystery to Godless Heathens like me.



Accept Jesus in your heart and you too can be reduced to a smouldering mess.
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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: koppie]
    #11409681 - 11/08/09 08:23 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

jesus is just alright with me, jesus is just all right oh yeah.


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Olympus Mons]
    #11409789 - 11/08/09 09:11 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:ilold:

"so when somebody says 'what's different about christianity?', what's different about christianity is that it changes peoples lives."  orly?  interestingly enough, pretty much anything changes someone's life.  a change in career.  a change in school.  a change in location.  shit, a change in weather.

seriously though, did he get this from an elementary school science fair?  silly old man.


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409851 - 11/08/09 09:48 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

aids changes more lives than jesus

hiv = jesus


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #11409866 - 11/08/09 09:51 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

How clever.  I bet he thought he was fucking brilliant for coming up with that.


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409869 - 11/08/09 09:54 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:facepalm:

What an idiot.


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... [Re: Vibes]
    #11410086 - 11/08/09 11:09 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Edited by scottandrew (11/16/09 09:18 PM)


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: scottandrew]
    #11410190 - 11/08/09 11:38 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

if becoming a christian does that to my pickle lets just say i wont be goin to church in a while :B


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: scottandrew]
    #11410206 - 11/08/09 11:42 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

What a dipshit. That made me lose my faith in humanity on a whole new level.


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: rakipo]
    #11410217 - 11/08/09 11:44 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

god.. i was always searching for the reason why i felt like a suspended pickle with two forks in me.  those electric shocks make more sense now too.  well i dont know about you guys but im finding me a church


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: koppie]
    #11410268 - 11/08/09 11:56 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Well Christians are probably pretty desperate for analogies these days. It's dying and they know it.


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #11410292 - 11/08/09 12:03 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

fuck jesus :rabble:


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #11410294 - 11/08/09 12:03 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

christianity is dying?  i don't know about that.  their numbers are still strong.  too goddamn strong.  i don't think it's going anywhere in any significant way.


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
    #11410297 - 11/08/09 12:04 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Knifey Mcstab said:
Well Christians are probably pretty desperate for analogies these days. It's dying and they know it.




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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: koppie]
    #11410303 - 11/08/09 12:06 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Just stay pluged into god.  :foreheadslap:


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: KaptKid]
    #11410637 - 11/08/09 01:11 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:pope: now you see why YOU MUST accept jesus!


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Re: Apparently, Christians are like electrocuted pickles. [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11410701 - 11/08/09 01:29 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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christianity is dying?  i don't know about that.  their numbers are still strong.  too goddamn strong.  i don't think it's going anywhere in any significant way.



Ya, they still have a lot of people, but the trend is dying now.

I don't think they will ever really go away completely, not in my lifetime.


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