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Offlinefatso
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
    #11405546 - 11/07/09 03:00 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

throw something kinda soft like an orange or something that might splatter and get them nasty.  get high before you do it too.  and throw it at there head so they fall off the fence and then take all their money so you can fix your fence. also, slingshots are like 7 bux



and whoever said water balloons filled with ice, just freeze the waterballoon and itll turn hard as a rock.  and peel the plastic off so if if it breaks their skull the evidence melts away


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: Justin_c17]
    #11405553 - 11/07/09 03:01 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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Muddy up their landing pad so that when they land they also bust their ass.
Or
Hook a car battery up to it




Will a simple car battery hooked up to the fence via jumper cables work?

Is that legal?  I don't want to hurt them.  I just want them to STOP IT ALREADY!!!  GAAAHHHHH!!!! 


OMG THERE'S MORE!


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: fatso]
    #11405556 - 11/07/09 03:02 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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and whoever said water balloons filled with ice, just freeze the waterballoon and itll turn hard as a rock.  and peel the plastic off so if if it breaks their skull the evidence melts away




:FattyNoneck:


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
    #11405565 - 11/07/09 03:03 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Yea it should.

Just spray them with a water gun or water hose.

I know that I did this when I was 15 and the guy sprayed me with a water hose. Me and all my friends said "fuck that guy" and never went back


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: Justin_c17]
    #11405573 - 11/07/09 03:05 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

waterballons with habanero sauce inside?


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
    #11405581 - 11/07/09 03:06 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

LOL  :lolsy:  :omg:  :banana:  :superbanana:  :muffin:  :apple:  :tomato:  :clementine:


I wish I had a camera.  One of the punks just got stuck on the fence from his pants.  His friend pulled him down and ended up ripping his pants clean off!  When his buddy pulled him down he fell on him.  The one who lost his pants when running home and the one who was landed on is crying and limping home.

DARWIN WINS!


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11405588 - 11/07/09 03:08 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

That would require a lot of habanero sauce. But it would work :stirthepot:


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: Justin_c17]
    #11405593 - 11/07/09 03:09 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

that shit is some serious stuff.

get some cheap sauce and theyll be on fire for hours :grin:


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
    #11405596 - 11/07/09 03:09 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Car battery idea wouldve been pretty cool


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: xpl0de]
    #11405944 - 11/07/09 04:08 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Throw fire crackers at them


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: xpl0de]
    #11405955 - 11/07/09 04:10 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: GreenMachine]
    #11405957 - 11/07/09 04:10 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

Should have shot them with a paintball gun... Works every time.:yesnod:


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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: Ferris]
    #11405963 - 11/07/09 04:11 PM (14 years, 3 months ago)

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