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kanglow
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Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud
#11405366 - 11/07/09 02:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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A bunch of tweens have been climbing and jumping off of my fence all day long.... ugh. They even used my trash can to help them up, now it's all messed up and part of my fence is bent up really bad. I can't even relax in my own home. I've told them to knock it off, but they keep at it.
Any suggestions to keep them away?
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Justin_c17
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
#11405379 - 11/07/09 02:35 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Water hose?
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
#11405383 - 11/07/09 02:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Rack a shotgun. That's the universal sign that you mean business.
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: WakeboardrB]
#11405423 - 11/07/09 02:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Pimp your shotgun shells. Replace the buckshot with salt. Wont kill em' but will give them a little taste of "I aint' joking".
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kaste]
#11405431 - 11/07/09 02:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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bb gun
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
#11405445 - 11/07/09 02:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Catch one of them and beat the balls out of him.
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11405448 - 11/07/09 02:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Water hose is your best bet.
Believe it or not, violence is not always the best answer. In fact, it rarely is.
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kaste]
#11405451 - 11/07/09 02:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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kaste said: Pimp your shotgun shells. Replace the buckshot with salt. Wont kill em' but will give them a little taste of "I aint' joking".
http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot33.htm
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11405452 - 11/07/09 02:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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trespassers will be shot survivors will be shot again
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: Justin_c17]
#11405457 - 11/07/09 02:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
#11405473 - 11/07/09 02:50 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm thinking you should electrify your fence.
What the hell is so great about climbing and jumping off a fence?
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
#11405477 - 11/07/09 02:50 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well I used to do this a lot as a kid and the guy who owned the fence we always hopped tried a taller fence, and then barbwire. Neither of those worked and finally he smeared grease on the top of the fence so if you try to hop it you get covered in it. That worked well.
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: Wysefool]
#11405485 - 11/07/09 02:52 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wysefool said: Well I used to do this a lot as a kid and the guy who owned the fence we always hopped tried a taller fence, and then barbwire. Neither of those worked and finally he smeared grease on the top of the fence so if you try to hop it you get covered in it. That worked well.
They did this when I was in highschool because kids would jump the fence to ditch. Then kids would complain about their clothes being ruined and the principle would just say "Well, what were you doing on the fence?".
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
#11405492 - 11/07/09 02:53 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Give them something better to do!
When I was tween I would throw oranges at cars, I live in FL and is surrounded by orange groves.
Give them a basket of fruit and point them in the direction of a busy street. Tell them to hide in the bushes and go with no shoes on. (so they can run faster)
If they are real punks, and keep fucking yo shit up, get a mean ass dog.
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: clemens]
#11405494 - 11/07/09 02:53 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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when youre running from the cops you got to just jump those bitches..
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: WakeboardrB]
#11405504 - 11/07/09 02:55 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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WakeboardrB said: Rack a shotgun. That's the universal sign that you mean business.
GAAAHHHHH!!!!
They did it again!
I wish I had a nice shotgun like a Mossberg, but I don't even own any firearms...
I'm thinking about covering my fence with either something slippery or some tabasco sauce in a spray bottle... Would that be too much?
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
#11405517 - 11/07/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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water balloons filled with ice?
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
#11405518 - 11/07/09 02:57 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Just grease it.
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: kanglow]
#11405521 - 11/07/09 02:57 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Muddy up their landing pad so that when they land they also bust their ass. Or Hook a car battery up to it
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Re: Damn kids keep climbing my fence and being loud [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
#11405528 - 11/07/09 02:58 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
BiG_StroOnZ said:
This... hahah
or grow some balls and go tell em what the fuck is up... My dog would black it, if someone tried to climb my fence.
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