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 LoveOverAll
HigherSpiritEvolving
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 the birds and the bees... 
#11398306 - 11/06/09 01:31 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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i was never told this story, i feel like im flying blind, can someone tell me how it goes? 
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esyflyr
Stranger
Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 144
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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: LoveOverAll]
#11398335 - 11/06/09 01:35 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they give each other a special hug...
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rod
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Posts: 3,727
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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: esyflyr]
#11398354 - 11/06/09 01:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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the bird and the bees, mommy spreads her legs and daddy pees
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 Original
God, I lovethis...
Registered: 08/16/05
Posts: 2,155
Loc: Monterey, CA
Last seen: 14 years, 5 months
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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: LoveOverAll]
#11398356 - 11/06/09 01:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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i haven't heard this story either...
now i'm interested lol...
is it unusual to have a lot of sex then hear this story??? lmao
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Colonized cakes smell like South Florida...
Seriously...
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I can't sleep cuz the mexicans keep lighting their fireworks...
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If ya don't want trouble, ya gots ta crumble...
-Johnny Cochran on the use of crumbled vs. whole cakes..
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RipVanWinkle
The Benzodiazethang
Registered: 06/11/06
Posts: 4,700
Loc: Near Memphrica, TN 
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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: LoveOverAll]
#11398467 - 11/06/09 01:50 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bees (Men) stick their stingers (penises) in birds (women) and inject the birds with venom (semen).
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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.
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Apollyphelion
Dungeon Master/Princess(1009)
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Loc: Festival of Deaths
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It's about crossbreeding and racism and getting over the hard fact of sloppy drunken babies from the result of sloppy drunken sex. The antelopes don't know it, but I'm totally eying ther anuses for a smooth entry, because I'm not going to let them rape me, even if I believe I'm a girl. Fuck that shit. Now I feel like a grilled cheese, nigga.
I have Vogelbienen names!
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"I'm looking at you looking at it"
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ChairmanMeow
Just strange, thanks.
Registered: 01/06/08
Posts: 1,120
Loc: The Day-Glo Forest
Last seen: 9 years, 5 months
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said:
It's about crossbreeding and racism and getting over the hard fact of sloppy drunken babies from the result of sloppy drunken sex. The antelopes don't know it, but I'm totally eying ther anuses for a smooth entry, because I'm not going to let them rape me, even if I believe I'm a girl. Fuck that shit. Now I feel like a grilled cheese, nigga.
I have Vogelbienen names!
NOM NOM NOM
Grilled cheese!
Oops, I ate him.
He was delicious!
Even better than the time he turned into a glass of OJ.
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Monday Night Weirdness! Episode 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
- William Blake, Proverbs of Hell from The Marriage of Heaven and Hell.
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Doc_T
Random Dude
Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado
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Quote:
Apollyphelion said:
I have Vogelbienen names!
beefucker names? 
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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?
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Salomon
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Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH
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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: Doc_T]
#11398773 - 11/06/09 02:33 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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well... when a man loves a woman.........
oh wait....
you dont have to love her
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Envix
Avoidant Disorder
Registered: 11/04/08
Posts: 18,206
Last seen: 1 year, 16 days
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I'm thinking "birds and bees" is metaphorical for how "natural" doing sexy time is.
even when you wrap up your pen0r with a garbage bag to prevent insemination or diseases caused by natural sexy time monkey fucking.
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smack a hoe out this dimension
continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, zappaisgod, big worm (sketch), tim b
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Moo456
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Registered: 03/03/06
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Quote:
RipVanWinkle said:
Bees (Men) stick their stingers (penises) in birds (women) and inject the birds with venom (semen).
Yes and thats how we're made
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Doc_T
Random Dude
Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 42,395
Loc: Colorado
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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: Moo456]
#11398966 - 11/06/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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See, the birds do. And bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. So baby, why don't we?
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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?
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makaveli8x8
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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: Doc_T]
#11399182 - 11/06/09 03:24 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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here it is guys, the true story of the birds and the bee's....its what they don't want you to know about
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   We were sent to hell for eternity  Ø h®
We play on earth to pass the time 
Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.
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thedudenj
Man of the Woods
Registered: 08/18/04
Posts: 14,684
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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: makaveli8x8]
#11399265 - 11/06/09 03:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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"You all are just puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours
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