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the birds and the bees...
    #11398306 - 11/06/09 03:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i was never told this story, i feel like im flying blind, can someone tell me how it goes? :sip:


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11398335 - 11/06/09 03:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they give each other a special hug...


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: esyflyr]
    #11398354 - 11/06/09 03:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

the bird and the bees, mommy spreads her legs and daddy pees


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11398356 - 11/06/09 03:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i haven't heard this story either...

now i'm interested lol...

is it unusual to have a lot of sex then hear this story??? lmao


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11398467 - 11/06/09 03:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Bees (Men) stick their stingers (penises) in birds (women) and inject the birds with venom (semen).


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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.



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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #11398614 - 11/06/09 04:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It's about crossbreeding and racism and getting over the hard fact of sloppy drunken babies from the result of sloppy drunken sex. The antelopes don't know it, but I'm totally eying ther anuses for a smooth entry, because I'm not going to let them rape me, even if I believe I'm a girl. Fuck that shit. Now I feel like a grilled cheese, nigga.

I have Vogelbienen names!


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #11398730 - 11/06/09 04:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
It's about crossbreeding and racism and getting over the hard fact of sloppy drunken babies from the result of sloppy drunken sex. The antelopes don't know it, but I'm totally eying ther anuses for a smooth entry, because I'm not going to let them rape me, even if I believe I'm a girl. Fuck that shit. Now I feel like a grilled cheese, nigga.

I have Vogelbienen names!




NOM NOM NOM
Grilled cheese!
Oops, I ate him.
He was delicious!
Even better than the time he turned into a glass of OJ.
:heart:


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #11398757 - 11/06/09 04:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
I have Vogelbienen names!




beefucker names? :confused:


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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: Doc_T]
    #11398773 - 11/06/09 04:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

well... when a man loves a woman.........


oh wait....


you dont have to love her:stoned:


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #11398784 - 11/06/09 04:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm thinking "birds and bees" is metaphorical for how "natural" doing sexy time is.





even when you wrap up your pen0r with a garbage bag to prevent insemination or diseases caused by natural sexy time monkey fucking.


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: RipVanWinkle]
    #11398917 - 11/06/09 04:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

RipVanWinkle said:
Bees (Men) stick their stingers (penises) in birds (women) and inject the birds with venom (semen).




Yes and thats how we're made



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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: Moo456]
    #11398966 - 11/06/09 04:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

See, the birds do. And bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. So baby, why don't we?


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: Doc_T]
    #11399182 - 11/06/09 05:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



here it is guys, the true story of the birds and the bee's....its what they don't want you to know about


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Re: the birds and the bees... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #11399265 - 11/06/09 05:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:confused:


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